Tagay!

by reyna02 on January 5, 2008

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Tagay mga pare! Wag kayong mahiya! Mga mare!

Me redhorse at old captain ako dyan, hanapin nyo na lang. Sa mga hindi umiinom, me buko juice ako, diet pepsi at coke. Wala akong makitang C2. Sa mga social climbing students ko, tinuro ko na senyo ano? na mag-aral mag-inom nang apple martini, tangerini at orange martini.

Sa mga deretsong lalaki dyan, me Tanduay ako at San Mig light o kaya vodka at tequila.

Sa mga miembro nang federasyon ko, kung ano yong berde dyan, yan ang iinumen naten. Kung sinong unang malasing na deretso, yun ang hahadin naten. Intiendez?!

Sori, sa berdey parti na to, bawal ang cake. Bawal ang sweets. We all have to look GOOD – look GOOD NAKED!!! Ok?!!

And to all of you who are soooo wanting to send me gifts and everything – wag kayong mahiya!!! Send them in! My pants? 31W-30L (american size/ewan ko sa flippines); Tshirt? medium (american) xtralarge (flippines); Sapatos? O yong mga tiga Italy dyan! chip in chip in – size 42 ako!, tumatanggap ako kahit Movado na relo, kahit na somebody sent me a cellphone at ayaw pasabi kung sino sya, tumatanggap pa rin ako nang cellphone! I don’t have a touch iPod yet!!! Video Cam kelangan ko so you can see me beautiful naked! hehehe! Andami dyan that you could think to send to me.

To all those who are very charitable naman: Help Solve My Poverty! Sign up kayo DITOOOOO!!!

I also accept cash! Send it in sa ofwcenter@gmail.com PayPal Account kooo! Bilis!!!! For all packages send it here:

Reynz
118 Sandra Road
Voorhees, NJ 08034
USA

 


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SpeakOutYourAFlip January 5, 2008 at 3:59 am

Hello Reyna,

I would like to greet you a Happy Happy Birthday!!! Gusto mong tumaas ang rating mo? hanap tayo ng away?

lol

Anyway.. Kinalimutan ka na ng Belgian friend mo… eh kasi ang bunganga mo…

lol
Love ya,
XOXO

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 4:55 am

Una – thank you Flip! At thank you ever sa New Year party at indi ako ang sumira nung door papunta dun sa deck! Si Diwa yun ano?! hehehe! Salamat sa drinks at nalasing mo kami!

SEKON-HOYYYYY!!! Ikaw ang me kasalanan nitong lahat! Ang nag-iisang nahuhuthutan ko nawala dahil sayoooooo!! Sino pa ang magbabayad nang mga travels ko for free??? Wala na dahil sayo! Tingnan mo berdey ko nakatago ako sa closet ko! Hmpt!!! Susugurin kita bookas pag wala kayong surprise saken!!!!

reynz’s last blog post..How to solve poverty, unemployment and english proficiency in the Philippines.

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pusa January 5, 2008 at 5:39 am

happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday… happy birthday to you!!! mwah

wow andami inumin, pd tequilla sa’kin? hinuhuli ko pa un gift ko na boylet para sayo eh =)

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SinaGlaya January 5, 2008 at 5:59 am

Reynz, happy, happy, happy Birthday yuhuuuuuu, Inuman naman haha, TAGAY Na.

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 6:23 am

hehehe! and thank you for your text message:

“Hope u’ll hv a blast on this special day, pour a liqour & get drunk -) Here’s wishin u more ppp opps & a new bf that will luv ya.”

sarap naman basahin! hehehe thank ou!!

reynz’s last blog post..How to solve poverty, unemployment and english proficiency in the Philippines.

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 6:23 am

Basta Froi, yong inimail ko ha? pramis yun! pag-uwi! hehehe!!!

reynz’s last blog post..How to solve poverty, unemployment and english proficiency in the Philippines.

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angelofthewaters/ruthie January 5, 2008 at 6:33 am

HAPPY BEER-DAY!!!!!

Yahoo!!! You are now allowed to get druck legally (batang-bata!)…hehehe!

Miss yah! San tayo?

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angelofthewaters/ruthie January 5, 2008 at 6:38 am

Madagdag ko lang….

LAB U! Mwha!

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toni/nonblogger January 5, 2008 at 6:54 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY inang REYNA, LOVE YOU!

pasensya na po at kelangan ko pang hawiin ang gabundok na yelo sa daraanan ko kaya inumaga bago makarating dito.

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jojitah January 5, 2008 at 7:02 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUDRA!!!!!

Debut ba ito?! ha? Bakit hindi mo ako isinali sa cotillon?!

jojitah’s last blog post..two-oh-oh-seven

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chuvaness January 5, 2008 at 8:12 am

mahirap ang lumimot ng ibang tao…masakit pag ikaw naman ang kinalimutan ng iba! ANG PINAKAMASAKIT ang kalimutan ka ng taong naging dahilan kung bakit mo nilimot ang IBAAA!!!

Isa lang ang wish ko sayo for now… sana maalala ni JEFF ang iyong birthday today palangga. Wag kang iiyak ha. Mahal na mahal na mahal na mahal na mahal na mahal kita! HUGS to yah my dear!

chuvaness’s last blog post..5 Years and Beyond

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Gloria January 5, 2008 at 11:55 am

sure tatagay ako. kahit ano basta me alcohol puede na. ha ha ha. happy birthday manay. igwa kaming suli na lubi-lubi kanina, padarhan ko ikaw. he he.

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alimuom.atbp January 5, 2008 at 12:23 pm

happy birthday mahal na reynz! padalhan sana kita ng isang litrong saddiqui (version dito ng gin-bulag!) fermented by my everdearest sadiq kaso hindi kami nakatiis, nalaklak na namin bago pa nairolyo ang red carpet (hik!).

cheers!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 1:07 pm

toni… many thanks! can u imagine this? normally, nag-bi-blizzard sa mga kaarawan ko here sa Philadelphia, pero ngayon sa labas? naka-tshirt lang ang lola although naka-scarf, pina-paayos ang kotse, nasa talyer…hehehe

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm

ngayong ko lang napansin, balikwa ang site ko!

at ba’t di ko na-alala ang cotillion? hmmm!!! iba na talaga siguro pag trenta dos ka! jojie! dami thank you!!!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 1:09 pm

ma-aalala lang ako nun pag you know kaphpo$ waaaaaa!!!! ba’t mo pa pina-alalalaaaa!!! depress mode na naman ang lolaaaa!!!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm

iyo nanggad so mga guibo me dyan sa banwa, so maki-inuman sa mga kanto kanto ki tuba hehehe! mabalos tabi!

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kengkay January 5, 2008 at 1:31 pm

lahat yan ng asa picture tunggain ko yan.. para sa yo mahal na reyna. kaya lang baka mahuli tayo ng pulis kasi si kengkay e under age, under age yung height nya, ahahaha. maligayang bati at sana lalong maging successful ang social climbing skills na makukuha namin sa iyong blog at sana maging milyonaryo tayong lahat sa tulong ng mahal na reyna! mabohey :D

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iRonnie January 5, 2008 at 1:34 pm

salamat sa pa toma. hug na lang gift ko >:DiRonnie’s last blog post..Best Wishes Mga Panget

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kengkay January 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm

ahaha, isa isep namin ni ironnie, ako meron din ganyan
http://kengkay.wordpress.com/2008/01/05/nagbibigay-pugay-lang-po/
happy birthday ulit!

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mogLi January 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Pibirdiii! Pakitagay na lang dun sa lambanog, pre. Cheers!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm

eeekk! wala bang natira? pedeng magnakaw ka nang kahit na isang botelya at padala ki Mr. Brown??? sige na plis! hehehe!!!

reynz’s last blog post..How to solve poverty, unemployment and english proficiency in the Philippines.

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:07 pm

year of the rat ngayon! sinangguni ko si kotseng kuba, nakita ko sa hopia nya na yayaman tayong lahat at pati na yong mga nakiki social climb dito! hahaha! kaya magtayo na rin kayo nang banco para ready pag dumating ang trak trak na salapi! HAHAHA

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:07 pm

eherrrm… gust ko yong *hug hehehe! gustong gusto ko! hehehe! lalo na pag lasing na yong ka hug ko? hug hug na hug hug ang dating nang reyna! heheeh

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm

eeeekkk!! ano yan? ~~~lipad DARNA~ ~~LIPAD~~~ (pang feed nang ego to for one yeeeaaaarrr!~)

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:11 pm

tagay lang pare! hehehe! salamat sa wishes wishing well of cheers!!! kwatro kantos meron din ako pare! hehehe!!!

reynz’s last blog post..How to solve poverty, unemployment and english proficiency in the Philippines.

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Maldito January 5, 2008 at 3:21 pm

happy bday mahal na reyna!!sana maligaya ka sa araw na to…more blogging years to come and more boylets to collect..wala akong pera pambili ng hininhinhgi mo..sana sa greetings ko nalang eh mahihigitan ko price ng mga yun….san ang red horse?may nagaraya ako dito…pootek inuman na!!ang malasing huhubaran!i love it…lols

Maldito’s last blog post..For the Only woman in my life

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm

hehehe!!! di ba nga pag ang unang nababangag sa inuman ang pinagsisindihan nang kandila at pinapaligiran nang botebotelyang lapad! hehehe! at pag andyan kaming mga vadaf hada ever hehehe! maraming salamat maldito!

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cheh January 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm

hami hami mertney atcheng :D besosossssssss

balik ako mamaya hindi pa ako nakapagbasa,mga gising pa mga alipores haha

Enjoy your day pls!!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 3:49 pm

hey cheh! katatapos ko lang nang announcement! dami thank you, di ko makita kung saan ako kokoment dun sa post mo about Salapi at Pera! balika ako! hehehe

reynz’s last blog post..How to solve poverty, unemployment and english proficiency in the Philippines.

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malen January 5, 2008 at 4:22 pm

hahahaha

HOY!!! SA IF NAMAN NOH!!!
eh kahit di ko naman ipaalala … am sure si JEF naman lagi laman ng isip mo noh! araw-araw. gabi-gabi.

Hahahaha

pero happy birthday talaga :)

malen’s last blog post..5 Years and Beyond

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malen January 5, 2008 at 4:23 pm

test mic test mic

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 4:44 pm

di mo marinig ang kanta sakin ni Adam Sandler? tapon mo na laptop mo! walang kwenta yan! heheheh!!!!

reynz’s last blog post..How and where to start your way to earning money through blogging

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm

LECHEEEE!!! si Charlie na ang iniisip ko!!!! basta!!! azan na regalo mo? Hinaharang ko na mga UPS trak dito noh! Naglagay na ako nang CHECKPOINT!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

reynz’s last blog post..How and where to start your way to earning money through blogging

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ambo January 5, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Mic testes? lols. happy bday mahal na reyna. ;-)

ambo’s last blog post..Show Me Your Love

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm

hey AMBO! thank you! BTW, I’ll show you my love anytime! hehehe! ~~~LIPAD DARNA~~~~

reynz’s last blog post..How and where to start your way to earning money through blogging

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malen January 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm

ANAK KA NG PRESSURE. WALA PA BA???

MAY BUY 1 TAKE 1 AKONG TSHIRT NA NABILI SA FARMERS CUBAO. BOXERS SA UKAY UKAY. ROLEX SA QUIAPO. SYNTHETIC SANDALS FROM MARIKINA. pineAPPLE iPOD from Divisoria. sinamahan ko na din isang dosenang sachet ng NESCAFE

HAHAHAHA

ansaya-saya!!!

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The Ca t January 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm

Happy Birthday, Reyna!!!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm

The Ca t!!! thank you for taking time to stop by! Happy New Year as well!!! Inom? Pede? hehehe! Tagay? Lambanog?

reynz’s last blog post..How and where to start your way to earning money through blogging

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lilmiz January 5, 2008 at 6:47 pm

happy bertdey po mahal na reyna :) andito ako kasi may inuman daw ahehe

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kiko January 5, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Happy Birthday Mahal na Reyna!!!! Ako softdrinks lang saka mamumulutan na lang ako! Di kasi ako nainom eh! Hehe!!

God Bless!!!! :)

kiko’s last blog post..Kaliwa o Kanan?

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Ely January 5, 2008 at 9:04 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PO!!!

Ely’s last blog post..The 7-hour walk.

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 9:09 pm

boxers sa ukay ukay?! ewwwww!!! eh kung sino sino na ang sumuot nyan ano?!

YONG NESCAFE NA LANG NA 3 in 1 hehehe

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 9:10 pm

kiko! takot ka lang sigurong malasing pag napapaligiran nang mga darna hehehe!

reynz’s last blog post..How and where to start your way to earning money through blogging

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 9:10 pm

maraming salamat ely!!!

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reynz January 5, 2008 at 11:33 pm

AVA! lilmiz, pede ka na bang uminom? hehehe! Mag-eenjoy ka dito, andaaaaaammmminnnnggggg pasaway dito. Isa na to ->Malensky.net, Isa pa to–>pinoyambisyoso.com, yong mga blogs nila puro horror! hehehe

reynz’s last blog post..Vacklingham Palace will be closed.

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lilmiz January 6, 2008 at 7:33 am

syempre, basta libre! haha.. sige puntahan ko sila, gusto ko ng horror blogs ahaha

p.s. kala ko talaga dati babae kayo aheheh :P

lilmiz’s last blog post..sino ang mukhang pera?

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rhapsody January 6, 2008 at 9:33 am

uy inuman ito heheheh… hapi berday!!!
isa pa ngang buco juice jan,.

rhapsody’s last blog post..I love my work but i just hate it! Heheh

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lovelyn January 6, 2008 at 12:59 pm

ahihihii asan na mga ka chip in ko, 42 daw waist line ni Reyna. Tama ba yun o edad? hehehe….ay sapatos pala hahahaha!

lovelyn’s last blog post..LA BEFANA 2008

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reynz January 6, 2008 at 1:12 pm

42 waist? ekkkkk

reynz’s last blog post..Here’s one very simple trick of earning money online.

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reynz January 6, 2008 at 1:27 pm

ei hahaha salamat sa pagdalaw! hahaha! teka! type ko ata yong love hat mo!!! hehehe

reynz’s last blog post..Election time in the USA: How do you distinguish a Republican from a Democrat?

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sasha January 6, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Belated happy birthday, mahal na reyna! :) Happy New Year na rin! Di na ako mahihiyang makitagay hane? hehehe

sasha’s last blog post..Weekend Snapshot #11

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reynz January 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm

happy new year sasha! wish more opps and no tromadols! hahaha!

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ross January 7, 2008 at 11:21 am

Happy beerday!!

Huli man ay magaling pa rin :)

…patagay!!

ross’s last blog post..SMILE SAVES THE DAY

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reynz January 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm

ross! thank you pati na ki JC at Bea, si Bea tumawag pa. regards na lang sa dalawa if you’re still there! haba nang santacruzan mo there! HAHAHA

reynz’s last blog post..Here’s one very simple trick of earning money online.

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joyjoy January 8, 2008 at 12:35 am

wala akong kwentang anak. nakalimutan kitang batiin.

happy birthday mamita!

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reynz January 8, 2008 at 1:57 am

umabot pa naman di ba? january pa! hahaha!! buti nga bumati ka, eh tong mga bwisti na kebigan ko dito sa Philadelphia kahit tawag walaa!!! hahaha

reynz’s last blog post..Saging at mansanas for good health

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Misyel January 8, 2008 at 6:02 am

Naku nahuli ako, belated happy birthday po mahal na reyna! wala na tuloy natirang redhorse para sa akin pero ok lang atleast nakahabol pa din sa bati hehe.. late pa din! anak ng patis! :D

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