From the monthly archives:

January 2008

Mga kabisyo!!! Kengkay sings live on Future Radio UK on Feb 2 Saturday 3pm UK Time! Tune in mga kabisyo!!! I received an email last Friday from a reader. He wanted me to respond ASAP. Eh kaso, I had a really wonderful Sunday. Ang linsyak at nagalit saken. He wrote me sort of an angry [...]

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Maganda si Reyna senyong lahat mga kabisyo! Teka? nabulyawan pala ako ni Diwatang Byaning sa greetings ko na to. Ba’t daw kelangan ko pang ibalandra yong sakit kong attention deficit syndrome sa pagbati ko instead na magandang araw, gabi or hapon? Well, exactly my point dahil hindi ko alam kung anong oras bibisita ang mga [...]

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Paris Hilton meets Reyna Elena!!!

by Mel on January 29, 2008

Well, it was freezing last Friday in Philadelphia mga kabisyooo! Paris Hilton was in my neighborhood. She phoned in and wanted to meet the royal occupant of Vacklingham Palace, and that would be me. We were going to meet at the Franklin Mills Mall in the Far Northeast section of the city. Franklin Mills Mall [...]

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Something Between My Legs is going around the world and rattling some people. Well, maybe not. JD is right here in the Philippines. I did some research through the teachings of my Professor Malen in Stalking 108. He came over to my site from my friend Pusa. In any case, here’s the copy: Share on [...]

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My weird Sunday!

by reyna03 on January 27, 2008

It’s one of those days mga kabisyo! I wish I had a camera coz I have no shame to show you my total body figure wham bang itsura after getting into the shower and the woootah was freezing this morning around 6:00 am!!! As in eeekkkk! Wa happen?! AHHHHH!!!! Eh kasi, nasira ever ang water [...]

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How do you social climb with Reyna Elena’s arch enemy?

January 26, 2008

There’s something interesting going on around the block mga kabisyo, which I would like to address. There’s one blogger who visited my site awhile back, not once, not twice but many times. What did this blogger do? Probably copied my blogroll and identified my closest blogfriends and singled them out. And what’s wrong with that? [...]

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Between your legs!

January 26, 2008

In celebration of the fact that Google slashed my Page Rank to oblivion! Down to zero! Zilch! Zip! Ziiiiittt!!! Ayuuuuufff!!!! They can lick something Between my legs. So!!! here is this Between Your Legs train that’s been going around. It’s about coming up with creative movie titles and adding ?Between Your Legs? to the movie [...]

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An open letter to all my loyal readers

January 25, 2008

Dear fans, readers, visitors, students and teacher, When do you help a friend in need? The answer depends on how much/deep you love/care/know him/her as a friend and how close you are with him/her and whether the need is something justifiably and crucially important. Correct? When do you help a blogfriend in need? Especially a [...]

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Economics Class 201 ? Piktapos nang Recession, Bukang Liwayway

January 25, 2008

Mga kabisyooooo!!! They’re talking about this “R” word on CNN, MSNBC, CNBC and every other major networks here in the United States. That we are now just weeks bago kami lumutang sa lecheng recession waters. So, for a starter ? just what in the world is recession mga kabisyo? Well, since all of you are [...]

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How to write an employment application letter: revisited

January 24, 2008

I wrote this entry back in February of 2007 and it continues to be one of the most searched entries I made similar to Pinay Scandal in Baguio City. So, I thought I would revisit the entry, WHY? I wonder how many Human Resource Departments in the Philippines have gotten the same letter! HAHAHAHA! Tutal [...]

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It’s not my fault if students keeps copying my entries

January 23, 2008

I don’t know what school these people are from and honestly, it really doesn’t matter. But if you find out, please do tell me. No, I won’t apologize. I think, I will teach the teacher how to catch up with technology and some strategies to catch cheaters. Pero sasabunutan ko muna ang teacher na to [...]

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Heath Ledger is dead.

January 22, 2008

Stocks plunging and sell off in Asia was the news that I have been following today. The news about recession in the US certainly bothers me as it will affect not only us here in the US but also YOU guys in the Philippines. As a matter of fact, it’s now 6pm in the East [...]

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“8 things i am grateful for” meme

January 22, 2008

In the beginning, I did not really understand what this meme is all about. Actually, pasubo tong meme na to. Reyna Elena was unmasked by this meme. Now that I do some $tuff on the internet, I did not realize na kelangan ko pala tong mga meme na to! hehehee! So, Cheh, tagged me to [...]

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Ten royal questions

January 21, 2008

TEN QUESTIONS?, that I have to answer which Rhapsody sent me about what we love and what we hate. 1. I love to eat: Wag na nakakahiya! ~~~giggle~~~ hehehe! 2. I hate to eat: Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Seven Weird things ABOUT ME

January 21, 2008

Rhapsody tagged me to finally tell the world the Seven Weird things ABOUT ME. Presidential Decree for this one rules that: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven (7) random and/or weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and [...]

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Find out why French people are suing me and why I’m not allowed to visit Montreal!

January 21, 2008

Yesterday, I was a guest at the Usapang Pinoy Radio Show in UK with Dr. Joy Barredo. It was such a riot dahil an daming nang-gugulo off air online. Hehehe! I honestly had a great time, although medyo I was obviously nervous kaya pasensya na po kayo. Many thanks to bluepanjeet for sending the file [...]

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The big fat ugly old white woman who is soooo miserable in life

January 20, 2008

I was writing my mode of relationships project, a contribution I was making for Kiks and Mandayamoore Orlis. There were relationship questions that were bothering them. Guess what, I am also confused by a man-to-man relationship. What is it? What’s in it? Does it last? How do you make it last? I honestly don’t have [...]

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This time: I’ll be a guest at a London radio!!! 11pm Manila; 10am New York; 3pm UK time

January 19, 2008

Reyna’s going back on the airwaves mga kabisyooooo!!! The number 1 radio station in London invited me to be the royal guest of their show. They immediately scratched and obliterated Queen Elizabeth’s request to guest on their show. They’re sooooo enamorated evaporated ever sa beauty at intelligence kooo! They sooooo wanted me that they even [...]

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Cher! The next biggest thing at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas!

January 19, 2008

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTREzJL83A] Cher became known from the original pop/rock of Sonny & Cher. But with her talent, she immediately established herself as a solo recording artist. After that, it was history. She would release songs that always make it to the Billboard Chart, over and over. She is not just popular in the US, but extremely [...]

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Cher! The next biggest thing at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas!

January 19, 2008

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTREzJL83A] Cher became known from the original pop/rock of Sonny & Cher. But with her talent, she immediately established herself as a solo recording artist. After that, it was history. She would release songs that always make it to the Billboard Chart, over and over. She is not just popular in the US, but extremely [...]

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Apologize

January 19, 2008

I’m holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground I’m hearin what you say but I just can’t make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you’re sorry Didn’t think I’d turn around, and say… Share on [...]

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Were you just recently awarded a Page Rank Zero?

January 18, 2008

Well, it?s not the end of the world mga kabisyo at mga kasamahan kong nag-sasaka kina Pareng Pepe. You could still make money online with a zero pagerank. Continue to blog with original content, meaningful content that is, so that you attract new visitors and hopefully, you get to keep them. Some advertisers are looking [...]

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When buying or selling a house, the realtor matters a lot.

January 17, 2008

The sub-prime crisis might be bottoming now. This means, that this is now the right time to start looking and shopping for a house, in case you have been putting it off for awhile. When shopping for a house, there are so many factors that you need to consider. Where you move, how close it [...]

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Clear and forever

January 16, 2008

Morning light.. coffee dark.. Wisp of air.. It?s cold.. I know.. It?s winter.. But where do I find that comfort? that lovely morning whisper? When I?m here and now you?re with someone else? * Sweet memories? that?s what I live by For those days maybe gone but we had great fun First sight at night [...]

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Entrecard. But what kind of traffic is it? No substance!

January 16, 2008

Entrecard came in a flash and became an instant hit! Everybody’s blogging about it. But as I look at my graph, I don’t see any traces of Entrecard in here. I have more visitors and readers with my Baguio Scandal than Entrecard. Interestingly, I put up my Entrecard right around the time that I joined [...]

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Forecast snow, rain came.

January 15, 2008

It’s winter here and we’ve been waiting for snow to come. So, we were very excited to watch the evening forecast that it will be snowing tomorrow. Well, today IS the tomorrow and all I see is rain. I checked the temperature and it’s 46 degrees outside. What is going on with the crazy weather? [...]

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How to visit, comment and social climb with fellow bloggers, the easy and fastest way.

January 15, 2008

Today mga junakees ko, our Salmon of the Day in our Social Climbing Classes is “How to visit, comment and social climb with fellow bloggers, the easy and fastest way while maintaining respectf!“. Divanetch? I was told nang aking fadir, na baka maging presidente yang katabi mo kaya social climb ka lang everrrrr!!!! Eh panu [...]

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Blog of the week – Save me Josh! Save me!

January 14, 2008

We both love Josh Verdes … josh-verdes-save-me.mp3. That’s how we met! Pinag-awayan nameng dalwa! Punit punit ever ang mga damit namen. In the end, Josh Verdes did not even gave us any attention at all. Nada. Zero. Zilch! Zip! Not even an email! Hmpt! But it’s alright Josh! Nang dahil sa yo, I met this [...]

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Lafftrip Laffapalooza: Be on the top 10! Bid na kayo sa number 3 position ni Reyna Elena!!!

January 13, 2008

BIDDING NA MGA KABISYOOOO!!! My number 3 position is up for grabs and bidding starts at $100!!! Daliiii!! Short kasi yong pantwisyon nang isang boylet ko! Ayaw akong kausapin!!! Pur Dyus, Pur Santu!!! Maawa naman kayooooo!!! ANoh!!! Remember this: Laffalooocheewa? Guapo pala tong si kwentong barbero! I wanna marry him! I’ll bear his children! Divanetch?! [...]

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How to minimize property management expenses

January 13, 2008

If you own several rental properties and you want to minimize your operating expenses, one of the best strategies that you can do is have a powerful property management software that has all the functionalities such that you won’t need a full staff or property managers. It could be a headache managing a number of [...]

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Muah muah muah!

January 13, 2008

Gloria D. Gamat on problogging: “Find your niche. Then be passionate about it and write about it well, from the heart. Lastly, do not be afraid to take risks.” Read more at Banco De Reyna! muah! muah! muah! Swthart musta kna hapi new yr kelan kasal naten Twg ka nmn pls kht isng mnto npadaan [...]

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Parody? poking fun? or publicity seeker?

January 12, 2008

The Republic of the Philippines is a nation of some 8,744 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos, are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is [...]

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Blizzard days!

January 11, 2008

These pictures were taken three years ago in front of our driveway where we had about 6 to 8 inches of snow on the ground. It wasn’t quite a blizzard, but it was blizzard-like conditions. You know what it’s like? Pag-umihi ka sa labas, magiging glacier sya. Pag suminga ka, bloke nang ice ang lalabas [...]

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2010 presidential elections starts now na!

January 11, 2008

Looks like the 2010 presidential race is now on its full swing. They now even have “Jeep ni Erap” for those opposition wannabe presidents and it’s now full! Yeap, there’s not much room no more to accomodate another presidential candidate from the administration. It’s interesting how they decide who should run! It’s really all about [...]

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This is one blog article where I don’t want you to read everything.

January 11, 2008

You know that even if I am a member of the third kind, I try not to post things or even pictures that we – the third kind – loves to see. You have not seen that on my site.. well.. other than the Oblation Run! hehehe! But even that, I close my eyes when [...]

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How to be creatively successful in fundraising

January 11, 2008

In one way or another, I’m sure you must have been involved in charity work. If you have a son or a daughter in school, I’m sure you have been asked by the school several times to join or contribute your time to some charity work that benefits the school. What’s common is the usual [...]

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Shorty I can take you there!

January 11, 2008

I honestly love this song! Hehehe! I play this song every day of my life going to work, including the brand new song of Akon, The Sweetest Girl. I mean, I wish there’s something like The Sweetest Jef, eh wala eh. Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Why is it ok for men to get misty and never ever ever EVAHHH for women?

January 10, 2008

It’s nasty in America! Why is it that it’s ok for men to get misty and never ever ever EVAHHH for women? Why is it that a man is seen by the American public as more sincere than a woman? Why? Matilda? Why? Punyemas ever talaga ang aking lovey dovey kawntri! It was big news in the US this morning mga [...]

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Learn Chinese the easy way

January 10, 2008

For the last ten years, the Chinese economy has been on a double digit growth that it has completely changed the country and moved rapidly to being a developed country. Business has been booming and China has a lot more millionaires now than the United States. Shanghai alone, bigger than New York is becoming to [...]

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University of the Philippines @ 100

January 9, 2008

100 years! That’s how long the University of the Philippines has given us some notable graduates and some pretty lousy bananas. 100 years! This tuesday, Emerlinda Roman, first woman UP president, will lit the flame as UP’s 100th torchbearer to kick off rites on Tuesday ushering in the yearlong festivities. This is going to be a 365 [...]

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A slice of the Denver Broncos Team History

January 8, 2008

Denver Broncos team history runs like a great movie itself. First, the Broncos were named after the wild horses in Colorado. They are known for being the very first AFL team to ever beat the Detroit Lions back in 1967. This is also the team to have a black place-kicker in the name of Gene Mingo, the [...]

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Black Nazarene

January 8, 2008

Undoubtedly, the mother of all the catholic processions in the Philipines. Police are even putting the number of devotees at 2.2 million! Can you imagin this size? I can’t believe it? Did you hear that there were even people who died from joining the procession? It’s unbelievable! I’m a catholic but I don’t think I’d [...]

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What’s the deal with the National ID System?

January 8, 2008

In the United States, we have what we call, the SSS number for which we are all known. Everywhere we go here, if one doesn’t have an ID, the SSS serves an ID. It actually makes life easier on us. It’s organized. Which is why I honestly don’t understand all these protests over the revived proposal [...]

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History is unfolding in the United States

January 8, 2008

History is unfolding in the United States. In November of this year, either we will have a Black President or a Woman President. Either one happens, it will be the first. Even the fact that Hillary Clinton is doing pretty good on the polls is an indication that indeed, the political maturity of the Americans have [...]

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Saging at mansanas for good health

January 8, 2008

Saging at mansanas. Saging, ang dulot eh potassium. Ang mansanas? Tulong sa pag-tibok nang puso. Kumain nang saging araw-araw, wag lang sosobrahan dahil baka me bumara. Kumain nang mansanas araw-araw, mali-ligayan senyo ang Philippine Heart Center – eh panu naman, lahat nang mga pasyente dun, mga walang pera at puro charity! Hehehe! Pero ba’t ako napunta sa [...]

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Toby

January 7, 2008

I swear he is my first love. Hehehe! ~*kilig*~ You know how it feels when you meet someone that you have a big crush on, korek? Well, back in November of 2007 Chuva tag me along in one of his business trips in Jersey. While he was doing his business with an executive, I was outside [...]

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Istoryang Palito

January 7, 2008

Una sa lahat mga kabisyo, touch talaga ever ang lola nyo, dahil ang mga walang silbi kong kebigan dito sa Philadelphia at sa New Jersey eh talagang mga walang silbi. Inabot ako nang alas dos nang umaga nang kakahintay kung sinong magbibigay nang surprise as in WALLLAA!~%^&*)+~!~! Uminom pa naman ako nang limang drum nang kapeng [...]

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Election time in the USA: How do you distinguish a Republican from a Democrat?

January 6, 2008

Do you want to know a very simple trick on how to earn money online? Find out about it at Banco De Reyna!  It’s primary in the United States mga kabisyo! And if you don’t know what a primary is, hindi sya secondary. To give you a crash course of the elections here, ganetchiwa lang to. It’s [...]

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Vacklingham Palace will be closed.

January 5, 2008

Banco De Reyna shows you How and where to start your way to earning money through blogging. Announcement: My server will be down for a good number of hours (48 to 72 hours I was told). It only took them a few hours! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Tagay!

January 5, 2008

Tagay mga pare! Wag kayong mahiya! Mga mare! Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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Blatant social climbing not allowed: Do it the subtle and respectful way

January 4, 2008

Do you know that we can solve poverty, unemployment and at the same time help the teachers be proficient with English in the Philippines? Read about it at: Banco de Reyna! It’s back to basics social climbing lessons once again together one another everyone!  Ladies and Gentlemen, although I prefer those maldito types! hehehe! Our topic? How to social [...]

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So, who’s throwing me a surprise party this time?!

January 3, 2008

I remember my Belgian friend Yves! He’s the best friend you could ever be with! I always had a great time with this guy! Man! I love this guy- but, we’re just friends. He’s the guy who gives me some great birthday surprises!  Since its holidays umuwi nang Brussels! Kainis! That’s him on the side: [...]

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A night to remember, a day after new year!

January 2, 2008

Lookie! Lookie! I gut gift n kardz!!!   Share on Facebook Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

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