Mga kabisyoooo!!! Andito na naman tayo! A few more days left and 2007 has left us! Now, do you have your?New?Year’s resolutions ready? I know – wala namang silbi di ba? Unless sinabi nang mga jowawitz naten na gawin mo yan or else(!) di naten gagawin, divanetch??Well, I may not have any jowawitz, nonetheless, I?have my new 100 things to do in 2008 and I?reffusssssse to remember what I promised to do in 2007.?
Are you ready to hear my new must do, gotta?gotta do,?have to do, at gagawin ko talaga ever next year pramis wid all my heart so help me Jef?
Here are my 100 things to do in 2008!
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I won’t write a buk no more.
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I decided, my life shall be kept secret.
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I will delete my super uber sensitive personal bedroom yeah! Right there! moaning information sa lahat nang porno site.
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Pati na sa yahoo, google, aol, wikepedia, friendster, myspace, facebook, twitter, imeem, linkein, gmail, altavista, gay dot com, wordpress pinoys, Miriam Webster, Guinness book world of records, encyclopedia brittanica, temple u, george Washington u, alliance francaise, youtube including the nasty thing I wrote during my lucid interval at boy bastos.
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Just like all the royals, I want privacy.
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So, all of you please come! do bayahinan work with me. It’s for a good cause.
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One another, together everyone, we will erase all of my phone numbers written on all the stalls and toilets at the following locations: departure section sa NAIA, west wing of the Mall of Asia, the 3 rd and 5th level of Mega Mall, Trinoma, the ground and 2nd level of SM North Mall, Ali Mall by the Food Court, SM Makati by the Food Court achaka basement of Podium.
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Pati na sa Enchanted Kingdom.
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I swear! I will never, ever ever evah go to that men’s room at the PMA Grounds near that tree house!
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Nobody told me they process plutonium gas in there!
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I’ll quit drinking.
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Nagiging makata kasi ako with Shakespearean lines like:
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I will seriously date and find me a boyfriend
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With a cellphone
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Yung hindi nag oorgazm pag nakikita ang wallet ko
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Yung indi nawawala ang pagmamahal pag wala nang load
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Who’s got a job
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Earning more than Php350, 51, 52,?53, 54, 55… per day
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Who don’t live with his payrents
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Whose definition of long-term relationship is not 30 minutes
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I’ll be serious about making money online, pramis. I’ll hack!
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I plan to make obscene amount of money.
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First, I’d be the ambassador to Nigeria then apply for Nigerian citizenship.
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Then, I’ll start writing business articles that makes sense
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Like? “How to start your own school of corruption”!
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And rent?Batasas as the campus
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And offer courses like “Bachelor of Arts in Scamming”
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And rent NAIA as the campus
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I’ll even hire Nigerians to be professors
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I’ll be very nice to Charlie. Pramis. Di ko na sya bibiruin.
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Tutal pinadala ko na sa sister ang Love Letter of Intent.
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Intent na ilipat na ang pangalan nang bahay nila saken.
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I’ll fight for prisoners rights!
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They all deserve a Tanay cum Golf Course Country Club!
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Those who have no clue how to whack and drive a ball, shall be banished to Rockwell Center or Shangrila.
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Not Oakwood or Peninsula!!! Me fetish yung isang tao sa mga otels na yan ano?!
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Punish them with music from the Symphony on E major by Beethoven or Mozart!
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I’ll ask for a revamp of PAG-ASA!
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Filipinos deserve an accurate forecast nang weather!
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Palitan sila ni Madame Auring.
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I’ll be a sports activist! I’ll ask yong mga umatras na mga talunan sa boksing in Thailand to go back and fight the Thailanders.
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Daanin na lang sa scrabble.
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Ayoko na talagang mangutang
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Sa bumbay.
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Nalaman kasi nang tsismosa kong kapitbahay!
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Eh si bumbay naman kase! Ba’t nag-kamaling dun maningil!!! Anobeeehhh!!!
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Ayoko nang mag-advertise sa craigslist
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Parati akong nabubuko
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Pinuntahan ko kase had ko kahapon!
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Pag-bukas nang kwarto. pucha! kaopisina kooooooo!!!!
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Tuturuan ko nang mag-shopping nang lapis, bolpen at kukumban ang pangkin ko sa National Bookstore.
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Nadale kasi ako nang janitor namen sa opisina. An laking salary deduction ang nangyari. Bweezit na yun!
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I plan to change my name for the nth time
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Mula nung nagging amerkano ako dumami ang inaanak ko.
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I don’t even know their mother and fathers~!@#$%
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I don’t even know how they created
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I don’t even know where they live.
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I’ll be responsible now.
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I’ll get a dog.
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And just let him shit all over my neighbors front yard.
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Ang bastos na neighbor ko who never freakin talked nor smiled nor said hi to me
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And we’ve been friggin neighbors for 600 hundred years!!!
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Tong mga anak ni Hitler na tooo! Nakuuuu di umuubra ang voodoo ko!
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Sana bumara yong onidoro nila at bumaha sa sala!
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I’ll be very nice to some of my rabid loyal and obsessive fans. Pramis.
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I’ll buy a genuine T-Shirt for Malen. Peks man.
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Sinumpa nya kase ako sa Baguio
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Nung binigyan ko sya nang Take 1 Shirt na galing dun sa binili kong Buy 1 Take 1.
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I paid Php75 pesos sa dalwang shirt. Good buy! Taz nag goodbye ang Malen!
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I won’t drink no more sa Christmas party.
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Ginawa akong ispiritu nang mga gago nung nalasing ako.
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I’ll spend Christmas in Manila next year.
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Dahil ayoko ko na talagang mag-spirit of the glass.
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I’ll start paying off my credit cards.
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With another credit card.
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Bibili na ako nang sarili ko at mag-iimbak na talaga ako nang bote-botelyang wines.
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Nahuli kasi ako ni Matildang grino-cery yong mga wines nya.
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I decided, I’ll be a vegetarian.
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I’ll eat those who eat vegetables.
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I’ll start to lose weight.
I’ll join:
Fitness First $50
Bally’s Fitness $50
LA Fitness $50
Gold’s Gym $50
Fitness mo kahit masikip $50
Monthly Total = $250
At all locations in Philadelphia = 10
Monthly Gym Expenses = $2,500
Less Netong Sweldo ($2,499)
Balance na natira sa fud = $1 -
Siguro naman, lose weight na ako sa $1
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I’ll start giving to the poor.
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Poor si Lennon.
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Poor si Dondon.
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Poor si Obet.
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Poor si Oling.
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Poor si Charlie.
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Poor si Rollie.
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I’ll adopt the poorest of them all.
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I’ll join Habitat for Humanity.
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So I can build a house for Jef.
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Meron na kasi syang isang humanity.
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Ibabalik ko na yung pinaputol ko.
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Para maka-join ako sa Oblation Run neks year!!!
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Titino na talaga ako. Peks man. Totoo.
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Every week, I will feature 1 blogger sa reynaelena.com
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As a way to give thanks to all my readers who support me.
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Uunahin ko yong www.ofwcenter.com.
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Finally, in the name of beautyness, ipa-pa-piko ko lahat nang warts na nakabalandra sa mukha kooooooo!!!!!
I honestly wish you all a very happy new year!!!
I don’t wanna look! I don’t wanna look! Gaaaaawd! I can’t believe ganyan pala itsura nang reyna!
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AMPFFTTTTTT!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH
AYUF KA TALAGA MAG-ENTRY, KABISYO! Sasabog ang ngala-ngala ko kakatawa sa fez mo. Ahahahhaha
Alam ko na, mag artista ka nga pagbalik mo dito sa Manila. Hahanapan kita ng agent. San mo gusto, channel 2 or 7 or 4??
mas matindi ka pa sa KAPE, kabisyo. Para kang shabu!! Nakaka-adik ang kalokohan mo!
I AM MORE OBSESSED THAN EVER!!!!!!
malen’s last blog post..2008 Predictions
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ibang klaseng pampagising toooo! anubeh lahat ng kid pwends ng pangkin ko na nagsasayaw d2 eh biglang nagtawanan pagscroll down ko at pilit kang ginagaya… ibang lebel!!!!
juice ko tama si malen isa kang drugs!!!!
pusa’s last blog post..and the award goes to
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ang galing naman yan pala ang itsura mo kamahalan hanap ka na lang ng kanuto maputi wetpu nila hehehehehe
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wow trendsetter talaga ang reyna. hahaha!
iRonnie’s last blog post..Naruto Manga 384: Itachi Nailed Down
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WAAAAAAAH.
GAGAWA
chuvaness’s last blog post..2008 Predictions
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WAAAAHHHHHHHH
GAGAWA AKO NG STUFFED TOY MO KABISYO. IDADAGDAG NATEN SA REYNA ELENA MERCHANDISE!!!
KAKABUGIN SI BARBIE AT HELLO KITTY.
PEDENG PANG GIVE AWAY! TAPOS DE-BATERYA. NAG SASALITA!
“PWEDE BAH”
“ANAK NG KWAGOOO”
“DIVANETCH”
chuvaness’s last blog post..2008 Predictions
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bangag, hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
partofyou’s last blog post..dapat ganito lahat ng politiko!
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Ano ba Reynz! Hahaha!
Lekat tong post na to! IBA!
Nakakahiya sa Visor namin tawa ako ng tawa…tahimik pa naman…bwahahaha!
Sabi ng kasama ko, “Wala daw ka effort, effort”
Bwahahihihihi….
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Eto na kayang picture ni Reynz ang wallpaper ng cellphone ko….
Teka jingel muna ko…kakatawa…
angelofthewaters/ruthie’s last blog post..Good Thing with Smorty
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Hi Reyns. Wishing you and your whole family a bountiful and prosperous new year! May God shower you all the blessings. God Bless and take care always my friend.
Cheers,
Ambo
ambo’s last blog post..Personal Loan
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hehehe! kabisyoooo!!! me pangkin akong manager diyan sa GMA7, dun na lang! hehehe! gusto ko mgaing GMA Babes! hehehe!
alam mo bang tatlong araw ko nang kina-kana tong video project na to di ko pa rin ma-perfect! di ko magawa gusto ko!!!!! hmptttt!!!
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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pusa, litratuhin ang batang yan! mga walang galang sa lola! hmpt! hahahaha!
iRonnie, hirap nito pare, baka puro na buang ang mga bata, kasalanan ko pa… hmmm..
ruthie, one sure fire na indi manakaw ang cellphone mo! maganda yan! hahaha!!!
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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hehehe! one of my best shots yan Maldita. yong nag-litrato, na-emergency. wala pa ako balita. hehehe
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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nabubulol ka yata asawa ko?!
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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hehehe! tuloy tuloy na ang pag-gawa nang Reyna Mall! hahaha!
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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sukat ba naman nasinghot namen date talcum powder, ngayon pulbura, ayan ang kinalabasan. grabe ever… tsk tsk tsk
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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sabihin sa visor, makipag-social climb na rin! hehehe!!!
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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merci beaucoupr merry merry mucho and a happy to one of the nicest guys i ever met!
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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Ikaw na kaya ang aking wallpaper sa phone…tuwing oopen ko, natatawa ako…hihihi…
happy new year Reynz! Mwha!
angelofthewaters/ruthie ganda’s last blog post..the BODALICIOUSNESS in me
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then…. wala nang nanakaw nang cellphone mo sweetheart! hehehe! takot lang nila pag-dial nila! bwahahahaahaha
reynz’s last blog post..100 things to do in 2008
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hmmmm….pormalan na ‘to ah……
partofyou’s last blog post..dapat ganito lahat ng politiko!
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Happy New Year!!!
nina’s last blog post..Merry Christmas !!!
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Happy New Year Reynz!!!!
kiko’s last blog post..Sale pa rin!
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naku madderax, happy new year na te!
deadma na sa mga purita. ipajoin mo na lang sa mga youth orgs ng magkaron ng sense sa buhay at di na lang umaasa sa yo.
hehehe.
HNY mudear, ang tunay na reyna!
(promise, me lookalike kayo ni diche kez!)
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Daymn Reyna! You got some hot beats up in here!
MY number one resolution is to pay all my debts. I gotta stop making AMEX richer.
Happy New Year!
*Mwah*
JHVRothschild’s last blog post..Happy New Year!
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at manigong bagong taon nina! hahaha!!!!
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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kiko! best of year be with you as well!
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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kaso mahal ko yong mga puritas kiks! hu hu hu!!!
sino tong ka-look kunichewa?? hehehe!!!
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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HNY JHV! beats just for the new year para feel ang athmosphere para masaya! hahaha
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR to the one and only Reyna ng mga bloggers…you’ll going to have many things to do pala sa 2008…parang okay yong 75 at 76 ah, heheh…good luck!
rieaane’s last blog post..Romantic Swimming!
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happy new year reyna elena////hope more boylets to come…..furthermore……..mahirap dn ako..lols
Maldito’s last blog post..Start the year with a blast!
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rieaane,
naku gurl, wag na wag mong gagayahin ang lola sa 75 at 76! hahaha baka mapurdoy ka gurl! happy new year!!
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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wish ko magkatoto sinabi ko hehehe pero yong me mga celphone na please! hahaha! yaan mo ililista na ba kita? papasa ka muna sa physical test hehehe HAHAHA HAPI NEWYEAR!!!
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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kailangan pa ba yun?oo ba…..nakakapasa naman ako sa physical test ng ibang tao eh…lols……joke lang po..hope ur doing great der!!!!
Maldito’s last blog post..Start the year with a blast!
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ow? hehehe! ~ngiting aso~
reynz’s last blog post..What a great 2007 year that was!
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Reynzz la ka talagang katulad atcheng labsyu ever! isa ako sa mga pamaypay mo porever and ever amen !
gagayahin kita sa pagiging vegetarian dis year ahahahaha
wish you all the best talaga this year!!(((besos)))
cheh’s last blog post..From Germany with love!
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hehehe!!! roni ha? ano ibig mong sabihin ha?
reynz’s last blog post..2008 new year txt messages
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hehehee! hopefully, talagang maging vegetarian na ako… hehehe HAHAHA o baka naman lagi na lang akong vegetarian? happy new year cheh!
reynz’s last blog post..2008 new year txt messages
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Resolution ba?……resolution ko is to be high, or even higher, in oder wowds, higher resolution………ding!
partofyou’s last blog post..A Thinking Man
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HIGHER RESOLUTION?! hahaha!!! dagdagan mo na nang poweful akismet na minsan yong mga comments mo nina-nakaw! hahaha!
reynz’s last blog post..2008 new year txt messages
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