Did you get your mail today?

by reyna02 on December 23, 2007

You should! This is the Philippines. But forget about what’s lost in the Post Office, let’s just pretend that packages and mails, especially money orders actually shows up in your houses! Duhh! 

Actually, something that we Pinoys should be proud of is that, we might not have one of the most organized streets and house numbering system, but we’re ok. How do you write your address?

It’s simple right? For example my cousin in Novaliches writes:

Tom Kruz
Lot 12, Blk 14, Santa Maria Nasaan Tong Subdivision Na II
Purok Patula, Bgy. Pinagnakawan, San Bartolome
Novaliches, Quezon City, Metro Manila
Philippines, Asia, Earth

Easy, di ba? Eh kung sa Makati, mas simple. Wala nang bara-barangay. Wala nang purok-purok. Ayokong ayoko pa namang makita yang purok-purok sa address nang samsonite na maleta ko. Kaya kahit na nagkanda kuba kuba ako kaka-araro nang anda, napilitan akong bumili nang condo para lang sosyal ang address ko sa samsonite kong maleta na ang laman eh karne norte. Panu sinusulat sya? Ganetchiwa:

12345678 Monaco Bldg, East Ortigas Mansions
Ortigas Avenue Ext., Sta. Lucia
Pasig City 12345, Metro Manila
Philippines

Napansin nyo? Walang street numberrrr!!!! Me zip code pa sya! Pero ano ba talaga ang silbi nang zip code sa Pinas? Duda ko, for display lang yan para kunyari Western nation tayo. Divanetch?

Mas magulo pag sa squatter na. Ganito naman ang nakita kong address dun sa kebigan kong tiga Floodway.

Arnulfo Toots
Tuta de Mayor Compound, Rosario
Pasig City, Metro Manila
Philippines

Now, it’s a compound.  Eto ang matindi. Wala na rin syang mga number!!! Pati Street kamo, nawala na!!! HAHAHA! Compounded community. Squatter eh. How do you get to deliver the mail?

The poor postmaster must not only be bitten by the dog many times, bubug-bugin at sasaksakin nang mga gagong lasing sa kanto, but he must also get to know all the people in the compound and everyone in the squatter area. Yong iba, ini-iwan na lang kina Aling Caring. Yong me ari nang karinderia. Pobreng pos opis, mapag-bebentangan na naman.

Now, in the United States and Canada and most European nations including Australia and New Zealand, everything is very organized. Just look at the way how it is dito samen:

Miss Reyna Elena
118 Sandra Lane
Voorhees, NJ 08034
USA

Ganun lang. Simple. Walang ka-ek-ekan. Walang ka-artehan. Deretsahan. Pronto. Prangka. Wala nang purok, purok – wala nang bara-barangay, although we have political subdivisions like county, borough and all that. What’s the most important number in the address? It’s the zip code. Sometimes kahit na mali yong house number, nage-getzing pa rin ang mail if the zip code is correct.

Why am I discussing this? Because there’s one nation in the world, who has the highest living standard in their part of the globe pero nag-mukhang mga gago dahil walang numbering system at dis-0rganized to the maximum level mga kabisyo.

Eto ang sample nang address on the envelope here. Madrama sya, para syang crossword puzzle:

From the Tibas cemetery
200 meters south, 300 meters west
cross the train tracks, white two-story house

Anak ng~!@#$%^~! Eh kung ako ang posmaster, how in the world would I find this place!! 

Trust me, that’s why we in the Philippines should really be proud because we still have a good numbering system kahit na me kapalpakan yong iba. Now, here’s another address that the postmaster in this country is to worry about:

someone who lived on
“the south side of the Red Cross”

 and another:

family whose home is
“125 meters [410 feet] west of the Pizza Hut.”

Pag hindi ka naman mag-resign sa ganetchiwang address!!! Ang mga tinamaan nang kulugo!! 

 

I’m telling, if you work for this county as their postmaster, it’s like being in a Da Vinci movie, solve ka nang code every day of your life!

 

And your work will never ever be boring.

 

Mayaman ang country na to.

 

Mas talo ang Pinas sa per capita.

 

So, let me present to you!!!

 

Miss

 

Mizzzzzzzzzz!

 

Costa Rica!!!

 

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kotsengkuba December 23, 2007 at 2:07 am

nyahahaha. pag di ka naman niregla kahit lalaki ka ewan ko nalang. hahaha.

yung sa ate ko sa bulacan, nainis ako nung minsang magpadala ko ng pera sa western union dahil kinailangan ko pang mag-ulit ng form dahil hindi nagkasya yung address nya.

meron pa kaseng subdivision name, blk no, lot no at kung anu-ano pa. sobrang detalyado manong number at street nalang ang pag-usapan dahil magkakaiba naman ata ng number sa buong subdivision.

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:15 am

HAHAHAHA!!! Mas nakaka-irita pag nagpadala ka sa MoneyGram, nasubukan mo na? Gaya sa Western Union, INDI MAGKASYA YUNG ADDRESS SA PINAS!!! hahaha! IRITADO PARATI ANG SALES LADY! Saang universe daw ba ang Pilipinas! Anak nang tupa talaga!!!!

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ambo December 23, 2007 at 2:30 am

KKK parang dito sa amin sa Las Pinas, ang haba ng address. pati nga ako nahirapan. meron na ngang blk, lot, me corner, me barngay, nasa loob ka na ng village me another village pa sa loob bwahahahhaha…yung pamangkin ko naguluhan na nga di na makabisado address namin.

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:57 am

Alam mo, yang mga subdivision na yan ang nakapag pagulo sa address tsaka mga lintek na purok purok at bara barangay. Ba’t nun sa Murphy kami, address nung apt namen ang simple:

Like ganito: 123-A Bonnie Serrano Ave., Murphy, Cubao, QC. Tapos. Di ba ok lang na ganun? Ngayon pahabaan!!! Kulang na lang numero nang kwarto!

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caroleen December 23, 2007 at 12:11 pm

mlgayng psko po! lintek nman saya nang blog na2! prang psko araw2! nag email po kame sa koya ng meri xms sa saudi tapos hu napad2 d2 sa blog nyo natagalan po kami ng ka2twa ansaya po tlga!!! save ko po address na to para visit uli! kaya lang po pede pong refund mo yong renta namen sa internt cafe??? anlaki po bayad namen kasalanan nyuuu!!!!

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malen December 23, 2007 at 1:04 pm

hahahaha

eh pag pupunta kayo sa min, eto ang detalyadong address ko:

    From Balubaran, ride tricycle up to the gate of Santa Monica Compound 2…
    walk ten more steps then turn left then left then right then left again… l
    ook for Turquoise st. corner Sapphire st., opposite of Diamond st. perpendicular to Pearl st….
    then walk 7 steps…
    knock knock on the 2nd door to your left when facing North….
    and when facing SOUTH, well, knock on the 6th door to your right!!!!!!

hahahah

nakakahilo kabisyo! pero inferness, nakarating naman yung librong pinadala mo sa kin after several weeks. hahahahah

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nina December 23, 2007 at 1:26 pm

Tama ka Reynz, maswerte tayo at may address system sa Pilipinas. Actually may silbi naman ang zip code kasi pag may zip code mas mapapabilis ang trabaho ng sorter sa post office kaso matigas ulo ng mga Pinoy hindi naglalagay ng zip code.

Buti nga sa costa rica may address at may postman siguro. Sa Qatar and neighboring countries, pag wala kang P.O. Box hindi ka makakatanggap ng sulat kaya kumuha akong sariling P.O. Box ko kasi pag sa company nagkakawalaan ng sulat lalo na kung malaki yong company at maraming employees and mind you, whoever is in-charge of the mail just doesn’t care.

So pag may nagtatanong saan ka nakatira or saan ba makikita yong isang shop, ganito ang sagot: Dun ako nakatira sa Old Airport (read: Old Airport is like saying you live in Rosario, Pasig). Tapos para makarating sya sa bahay mo, mega-give ka ng directions with landmarks.
Parang ganito:

    pagkatapos ng Airport signal diretso lang.
    Dun sa pangtatlong kanto pagkatapos ng round about, kumanan ka,
    pag nakita mo yong mosque, kaliwa
    then kanan ulit tapos diretso lang hanggang makita mo yong tatlong building na pare-pareho saka yellowish.
    Dun kami sa gitnang building, flat no.10. Buti na lang cell phone age na ngayon.

Masakit sa ulo pag hindi marunong mag-inggles ang kausapo mo. So minsan, sige magkita na lang tayo sa ABC supermarket, sunduin kita dun. Siguro pwede mo ng ihambing sa Costa Rica ang Qatar. Recent lang daw ang mga street names dito and totally useless kasi ang hirap tandaan so rely na lang talaga sa directions.

nina’s last blog post..Missing Christmas in the Philippines!

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antipatika December 23, 2007 at 1:55 pm

hahahah!buti wala pang nakalagay na tumambling ng sampung beses tapos yung unang bahay pag tayo nya yun na. hahahahha!

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:16 pm

NAKNAMPUTZZ!!! hahaha!!! di bale! pasko naman! send mo paypal mo at refunds ko yong gasto mo! grabeyshus ever ang mga kasalanan kooooo!!! hahaha!!!

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:17 pm

malen, tatandaan ko yan! para ipapahatid na lang kita sa mga tambay dyan senyo! hehehe!! teka ayusin ko nga direksuon mo at magulo! heheh

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:26 pm

hello antipatika! thanks for visiting! hahaha! kumpleto na ba ang mga diwata dito? me lord, me empress, me pusa, me mga nag-no-nosebleed, me bobang pinay, merong kengkay, me mga diwatang byaning, me nagbebenta nang hopia, me maldito, me maldito, me buraot, me ambisyoso, me kikomatsing, me ironnie, me mga lukaret, me chuvang sandamakmak ang chienes, ngyon naman isang antipatika!!!! pucha dai pang nakalista dun sa rolyo!!! alam nyo, malapet nang iban tong blog na tooo!!! ANSAYA KOOOO!!! hahaha! welcome na welcome ka dito!

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kotsengkuba December 23, 2007 at 2:31 pm

reynz, misis ko yan, ahihihi :P

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:33 pm

naku nina, tutal malakas ka naman dyan sa mga tiga-taas sa pinas, siguro hatawin mong baka pwede na nilang gawing presidential decree ang pag-gamit nang zip code, taz i-dibay dibay lahat nang lugar dyan by zip codes.

you know kase sa pinas, i see the names of subdivisions na parang discrimination as in: yong bida lang yong mga tiga KNOWN subdivisions you know what i mean? dapat tanggalin yon sa mga addresses para EQUAL ever! kairita!

naku buti naikwnto mo yang sa mid-east, akala ko organized din kayo dyan, nashock naman ako sa wento mo! but then again, Costa Rica is wealthy taz wala silang street signs at numbers! can you imagine? wala bang intelehente sa knila na ngayon lang napansin ang problema???

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:35 pm

EKKKK!!! hahaha! ano ba yan! pati misis mo eh pinilit mo na dito! HAHAHA!!!! baka mamaya pati junakis ko eh andito na! nag-mukha na tong KAPAMILYAAAA!!! HAHAHA!!!

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kotsengkuba December 23, 2007 at 2:55 pm

anu ka, hindi no.. nagulat na nga lang ako at nagpaparamdam na sya dito e :P

hinuhuli nya lang kung nambababae ko dito. hehehe :P

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 2:57 pm

sasabihin ko na ba na ako yong concubine mo? babae naman ako di ba? hehehe!!! lagot ka!!! malalaman nya kung sinong pinag-reregaluhan mo nang hopia!!! hahaha!!!

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kotsengkuba December 23, 2007 at 2:58 pm

anu ka, busy sa pagpapayaman ang mga costa rican kaya di nila napansin na tinangay na pala ng hangin yung mga street signs at number ng bahay.. hahaha

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 3:08 pm

you know, eto pa naman ang next travel destination ko when i get the chance, ang ganda daw talaga nang nature chuvalais nila dun at talagang nag-enjoy ang mga kebigan ko dyan, pero shock talaga ako when i saw this news on TV, can you imagine, wala silang kaalam alam to organize? eh ano kaya ang mga sinasabi nang mga multinationals dun, ba’t walang reklamo? grabe ever! kakatuwa!

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nina December 23, 2007 at 4:05 pm

wow, sige pag maganda ang costa rica ilalagay ko yan sa list ng mga travel destinations ko.

anyway, dito bago lang mga street signs and names. Dati daw wala ding street names but as I’ve said, useless naman cya. Kakatawa nga eh kasi yong mga streets and landmarks mga expats na rin and nagbibigay ng pangalan. e.g. electricity st (kasi ito ang st na maraming tindahan ng electrical equipt), dhow round about (kasi may dhow boat sa gitna ng R/A), ramada signal (andun sa may signal ang ramada hotel), crazy R/A turned crazy signal (kasi dati may dalawang R/A na magkasunod – parang figure 8 so nung naging signal lights na-carry yong name :)

I don’t think our mails will ever be delivered in our homes. The post office here is worse than what we have sa Pinas. I would never mail important docs. There were instances na hindi na nareceive sa Pinas ang mail ko ever. Usually, pinapa-courier ko or if you want to take a chance, registered mail kailangan at mas mabilis daw pag registered sabi sa PO dito.

Tapos eto, nung minsan sabi ko sa kapatid ko, i-mail yong forms na kailangan ko at ipa-register nya para di mawala. Sabi daw sa post office natin, wag na mas mabilis daw pag hindi registered. Kaloka…

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Beng December 23, 2007 at 7:12 pm

My dearest Reyna Elena,

In the glow of every Christmas tree may there be wamrth and happiness for you.

May the magic of Christmas leave behind sweet memories to cherish forever.

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year!

Best wishes,
Bengkekay

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 7:18 pm

KAKAIYAK NAMAN YAN! ginagawa ko pa lang ang xmas message ko! hahaha! THANK YOU LOVEEEEE!!!!!

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kengkay December 23, 2007 at 9:10 pm

kaka shock naman ito. mabuti na lang pala at andito ako sa alemanya dahil ang sarap isulat ng mga address dito, street address, number postal code at city – tapos na. dyan sa pinas nababaliw din yung mga binibigyan ko ng address dahil meron pang pangalan ng apartment, number ng apartment, tapos yung mismong number ng address tapos yung street name tapos dahil asa kanto kami ay meron pang corner nung dalawang kantong yon tapos yung lugar tapos yung city tapos yung postal code tapos yung kapag hahanapin mo dapat makita nila yung puno ng acacia na hindi mo na makita dahil daming nakasabit na paninda, hehehehe

at least kilala si tatay ko sa baryo namin, kaya ang hanap na lang nung postman e — asan na si tatay???? o de vah, sigaw lang sya ng ganon kilala na mula sa kanto pa lang kung sino na si tatay. iba na ang sikat :D

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partofyou December 23, 2007 at 9:34 pm

caroleen!!! dali!!!! baka magbago isip ng mahal na reyna!!!!

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 10:39 pm

hehehe! madami akong credit cards na paso! pede to siguro! hehehe!!!

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reynz December 23, 2007 at 10:42 pm

hehehe! saan ang baryo ninyo kengs? yong barrio ko, pag umuulan nawawala sa mapa. pag high-tide wala na sa google. hanggang ngayon otsenta anyos na ako, wala pa ring matinong kalsada. dun, yong posmaster kilala lahat. kaya ang address simple lang. PANGALAN, TOWN, PROBINS. Ganun. hahahaa!

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noriz September 19, 2008 at 7:22 am

salamat sa blog, nalaman ko kung pano isulat ang zip code sa phil address. (kanina pa ko hanap) ang saya!

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reynz September 19, 2008 at 1:06 pm

hahaha! glad was able to help! wag mong gagayahin ang ginagawa nila sa Costa Rica ha? hehehehe!

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