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FIRST! Hoy! Sana nanood kayo nang teleBISYOn ano? Sa mga nag-suporta! Maraming salamat ho! Sa mga hindi? Sana mabilaukan kayo sa mga lalamunin ninyo sa paskoooooo!!! Hmpt!!!

Anyway, here’s one meme I enjoyed doing! Trulili! This tag came from Cheh, the uber super moderately confused pinay in deutschland with her 20 penetratingly personal & interesting questions. Well, find out more about me with these questions. I really had a great time answering them!!! Truli!!!

Now, before Gloria resigns (sabi nga ni Empress Maruja) there are instructions here that you need to follow:

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

You ready to find out some kilig juicy details about me?! HEHEHEHE! ~*ngiting aso*~

20 Questions Meme

1.) At what age do you wish to marry?

Hoy! I got married at 16, just like the Britney Spears tramp & horny sisterrette, I spread my wings early! hehehe!

2.) What color do you like most?

It all depends on the color of money. Australian dollar is kinda blue, sometimes, orangeish. US is greenish. The color of peso is very, verrry good at the moment.

3.) If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?

Ibalik mo mga kinupit mooo kagabiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.) Where is the place that you want to go the most?

Sa bahay ni Jef. Trulili. I just wanted to check how he’s doing. What he’s doing. What they’re doing. What she’s doing ~!@#$%^&*BLAG~!!! Hmptttt!!!!! Arggghh!!!!

5.) Which part of you that you hate the most?

This thing right here… in between.

6.) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?

I would drink vodka with cranberry juice. If it’s really sad, I take a shot of tequila. If it’s really, really, reallly sad: then I date women.

7.) What are you afraid to lose the most?

My other SIM card. It’s got all the numbers of all the boys I loved before, and now, including all of my understudies.

8.) If you win $1 million, what would you do?

Instead of buying Smart & Globe load shit for my boylets, I’d buy them the whole cell site.

9.) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her? 

Of course! That I don’t have it anymore. Nilagay ko na sa garapon. Ginawa kong atsara.

10.) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.

Generousness. (Read: Buy me round trip tickets to Manila.)
Workaholayshus. (Ayooff humataw nang PPP!!! hahahaha!!!)
Lovely. Lovely. Lovely. (Read: Round trip tickets nga!!!!)

11.) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?

Pag alas 9 nang gabi: tall, dark, handsome & fit.
Pag alas 10 nang gabi: tall, dark & handsome.
Pag alas onse na: tall & dark!
Pag alas dose: tall? pede na yan!
Pag ala una nang umaga wala pa: nang-haharang na lang ako sa saydwok!!!
Pag alas dos na at talagang wala pa? WAG NYO KONG KAUSAPIN ~!@#$%^&

12.) Till now, what is the moment that you regret the most?

Ok, honestly?! Nothing. Kahit junakis ako nang mahirap na kumakain nang kopra nun, kahit dysfunctional la familla horror ko, kahit nag-sipag-asawa mga jowawitz ko, kahit na sini-sigaw-sigawan ako ni Doreen sa opis, kahit na nila-lait lait ako nina Chuva, kahit na ayaw ako sagutin ni jeff, kahit na niloko ako sa anda nang miembro de las bwisits nang mga kadugo ko, kahit na di ako binayaran sa mga pinautang ko sa mga boylets ko, kahit na niloloko nila ako pero nag-oorgazm pa rin ako, wala akong regret lord. Lahat to kasama sa aking Historia de un Reyna Elena. ~prsst~ *mi-iyak* *lumuluha nang butil*

13.) Which type of person do you hate the most?

Yong asawa ni Jef. Marunong ka mag-voodo??? Tawagan mo nga ako!!!

14.) What is your ambition?

To be the 1st woman President of the Philippines.

15.) What is the thing that will make you think he is bad?

Summer noon, tagaktak ang mga pawis namen, me aircon naman! Nag-whisper sya nang “I love you!” piktapos nyang idampi ang kanyang mga kamay sa pisgi ko, duguan ang mga labi ko!!! Bad talaga sya!

16.) Christmas is coming, who do you like to celebrate with?

Si Jef sana. Wala eh. Kaya dun na lang kami over at the Hospicio de Santa Matilda, yong buang na asawa ko dito sa Jersey.  Nagpapakasaya ang luca-luca. Yong ex nya kasi, inutangan sya, taz di binayaran. Nag-nga-nga-ngal-ngal ang Matilda. Nung isang araw, nakita namen sa dyaryo, yong bahay nang ex nya eh binebenta na nang Sheriff! Na-bangkrap daw at ni-repo ang balay. Sa sobrang ligaya, she’s throwing a Xmas party - all at her own expense!!! Hahaha! Selective invitation. Kami lang who have dysfunctional families, alcoholics and rabid smokers, gather by her veranda and drink till the cops arrive to drown all the dramas in our lives. Puro kame mga talunan dun eh.

17.) What brand of toothbrush do you use?

La Germania. Na try na ninyo? Bagong labas lang.

18.) Name one of your body part your hubby or boyfriend tells you he adores.

My wallet.

19.) It would be 2008 in a few days, do you have a new year’s resolution?

I do. It’s called 100 Things to do before machugi ako! It should be out pretty soon! Intayin nyo! 

20.) If your better half is cheating on you, will you forgive him or her?

Sasapakin ko muna sya. Ilu-lub-lub ko ang mukha sa Pasig River. Nope, indi sa tubig. Hahanap muna ako nang putikan sa tabi nang Ilog Pasig at dun ko sya ilu-lub-lub. Taz lalait-laitin ko. I-ismol-ismolin ko. Hahalikan ko pa rin sa pisngi lang, taz iiwanan kong parang basang sisiw. Taz mag-po-post ako nang entry na pinatawad ko na sya.

Ganun.

 I am going to tag the “J’s” of my blog para pakisama ki Jef. Hehehe! And these are: Jeangray; Jeff; Joanjoyce; Jojitah; Joshua; Joyjoy, Joy  and Jun!!! Now, if you feel you like to tag someone else although you were not included in the tag - feel free!!! Let’s all get personally yours! HAHAHA! Ilabas ang mga katotohanan!!! HAHAHA!!!! 

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