Of Red wine & Cordless phone: The art of social climbing!
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Do you see that phone? No! Don’t get me wrong honey! That’s a cordless phone! Here’s another one!
Nice, isn’t it? Well, let me start by telling you a story about what happened in the plane!
I was flying from Detroit to Japan, onboard not the Airbus 380 as previously reported by Wall Street Journal, rather Northwest lang po - dun sa klaseng pangkaraniwan. Of course, I was with the group of who else, eh di mga kapwa aboridyinis ko!
Well, there was one lady na tumigok daw po muna nang kung ano mang medizina - who knows baka gamut sa rayuma. After which, omorder ang karengkang nang red wine. Listen to me people, I’m not a doctor that’s a graduate of some med school in the Philippines, pero what I know is that purgatoryo ang abot mo if you do this shit. Eh ano fa nga ba. Feel nang lady, social sya. Maybe she was applying the art of social climbing na tinuro nang ibang websites at di ako! HAHAHAH! Result?Â
If there is a medical doctor onboard, we need your assistance immediately. Please come to row 38!
Yan po ang pahayag nang steward. Yong pa-social na lady eh nahilo, umalpas yong blood pressure, nakita ko na lang me swero ever na at nag-kakagulo na sa aisle!Â
Lesson learned? Ano fa! Learn the art of social climbing ki reyna neks time para di kayo mapahiya sa plane!
Many thanks pala sa mga Pinoy na doktor ang mga Pinay na nurses who assisted this lady! I hope they’re reading this blog! At least naregaluhan sila nang Northwest nang additional mileage!
Next story:Â
From the airport, we decided to have coffee at Starbucks on Metrowalk in Ortigas. While there, I noticed this young man carrying what appears to be a cordless phone! Eh, dahil ako eh tiga-promdi, I was just looking at him - bewildered, whereas my friends, where giggling at me.
It was like - Matilda! Did I miss something? Why in the world did somebody forget to tell me that this is the current coolness craze in Manila kuno? Na, you gotta bitbit your cordless phone and show-off ever! Eye em supposed to be the PhD professor ever on social climbing, yet I missed this one! Anong katarantaduhan to? Will somebody in their sane brain explain this to me?
Andun ka sa cashier, nakapila at bibit mo ang cordless phone complete with the whole landing gear mapapahiya ang Cape Canaveral!
Well, well, well! Let’s get in the groove mga kafateed!!! Learn the art of social climbing! Bring your cordless phone with you wherever your ass maybe!
October 29th, 2007 at 2:32 am
ang tanga nung pasosyal.. kahit nga 1/4 na sleeping pill hindi ka pwedeng uminom with red wine dahil nakabalik ka na sa departing country mo e di ka parin nagigising. LOL
talagang walang makakaawat sa reyna sa paglalagay ng bagong blog entry. hangga’t may wifi tuloy ang tirada
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October 29th, 2007 at 4:06 am
mwaheheheh di ko alam yan, wala kasi akong alam … ako pala yung talagang inosente sa lahat ng kasosyalan ano lol!
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October 29th, 2007 at 6:22 am
LOL! What’s with the cordless phone?
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October 29th, 2007 at 6:32 am
Ang masasabi ko lang, lalabas at lalabas ang totoo, you cannot hide the truth. Ang mga eng-eng, hmmmmm…….
ay baka naman analog pa rin cell phone nya…grabe, kung andun ako hindi ko kaya mag self-control, matatawa talaga ako. wala ata akong nakitang ganyan nung umuwi ako at wala din naikwento si husband nung umuwi cya last october
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October 29th, 2007 at 6:48 am
malamang un guy na nakita mo eh kakasubscribe land dun sa bayan, bagong gimik ng bayantel na less expensive daw sa cellphone - wireless landline =) 699 per month yata un
oh di ba nakakaloka!
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October 29th, 2007 at 7:13 am
@pusa,
you’re right! this was confirmed by my friends here hahahaha i could not contain laughing! trulalalng social climber! pati daw sa bangko, me nagbibitbit nang cordless hahaha
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October 29th, 2007 at 7:38 am
hehehe, anyhu humabol ka ba sa botohan ng barangay =) LOL
hanep walang jet lag ang reyna
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October 29th, 2007 at 8:11 am
ang reyna, ang taray - asa pinas, waahhh. ang mga girls ko matagal ng may hawak na cordless phones kapag namamasyal kami. pero yon e mga sirang cordless at feeling nila ay meron din silang cell phones, baka ganun lang din ang emote nung mama
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October 29th, 2007 at 8:50 am
@pusa,
galing mangam-panya! hahaha! eto walang liqour ban! kaya di pedeng lumabas!
@kengkay,
me cordless din kami sa condo hehehe, pag binitbit namen, nawawalan nang dial tone, natanggal eh! LOL
@kotsengkuba,
blog adik ever ang lola mo! pag ako di makapag blog, ma-eemergency akoooooo!!!
@melai,
come to mamma melai! come to mamma! tuturuan kita nang social climbing! hehehhe
@JHV,
yan yong sinasabi ni NINA! hahhaha! it’s some in thing daw here in Manila, you carry your home cordless phone with you! kaya pag-ring sa balay mo, ring ever ang cordless phone mo whereever you are! o diva??? laban ka? ang cordless naten sa US has a very short range kase hehehe
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October 29th, 2007 at 9:31 am
hahaha!!! ansaya saya ng phone na yan no.
actually, nag iba na sila ng style…dati may ganyan na din…wireless landline…wala yun base station…receiver lang so parang cellphone din talaga ang kaso mo….and antenna…4 ft!!!!!
hahaha…i tell you mas nakakatawa yun reynz.
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October 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
muwahahahaha!!! kaya nga dikit ako ng dikit sayo e lol!
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October 29th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Iw ould understand if sa car lang ang phone.. pero kung bitbit mo na.. tsk tsk what the..
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October 30th, 2007 at 4:45 am
OMG! Who would want that?!?! Plus the only ones who call my landline are
1. Family that I don’t want to speak to
and
2. Telemarketers
I don’t need that 24/7!
That’s just crazy!
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