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I get a lot of FWD emails and normally, I delete them. Not this one. Bea sent this to me and we have no idea who wrote this one. I had a blast reading this one at work - you’ll know why. Check it out!
“I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance.”
[Si Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya.]
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“The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!”
[Ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)]
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Amo:
Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would you please purchase many fishes for our this week’s meals?
Inday:
Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple “galewng-gowng”. Am I correct?
Amo:
Leche!
Inday:
You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the “ba-ngooz” is it!
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“La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?
[Si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa Espana]
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*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests[Baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday ]
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“Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”
[Reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia]
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“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market.”
[Banat ni Inday kung bakit walang “kangkong” sa nilutong sinigang]
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“Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.”
[Sagot ni Inday nang tanungin sya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing]
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“Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!”
[Si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!)]
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“Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”
[Sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior]
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Amo:
Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!
Inday:
Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo:
(Di nakareact)
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Si Inday, sumulat sa nanay:
“Dear Mom,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.
Your daughter,
Inday”
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Sinagot nang tatay:
“Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
Tatay”
- - - -
Mister:
Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!
Inday:
Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!
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Amo:
Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?
Inday:
Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.
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“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.”
[Sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff]
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Misis:
Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?
Inday:
I have computed the chair’s fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!
Misis:
ADIK ka talaga Inday
And now let’s hear it from our friend!
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September 27th, 2007 at 3:40 am
nyahahahah
andami-dami nyang text na yan..nakakatawa..sakit ng tyan ko jan sa INDAY SERIES na yan
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September 27th, 2007 at 3:43 am
May nabasa akong blog from my friend jovi, nakakatawa (jovie2hottie.wordpress.com)…na meet nya daw si Inday sa supermarket and their coversation went like this:
JOVI: Uhmm miss, I heard you talking with the sales guy and based on the way you talked, I would surmise that you are the famous Inday?
INDAY: Yes, yes your conjecture is correct.
JOVI: Oh wow! I’m Jovi. A pleasure to meet you, Inday.
INDAY: Likewise.
(Jovi thinks, nice naman pala siya)
JOVI: Uhmm, Inday, if you don’t mind, can I ask you something?
INDAY: Why certainly!
JOVI: My friends and I would like to know, why do you talk that way? I’ve heard that your employer is kinda’ having a difficult time communicating with you…
INDAY: It’s not that I’m trying to compete with professionals and I’m totally not avoiding
speaking in the vernacular. It’s just that circumstances necessitated me to speak in English co’z I won’t fully accomplish my job without doing so.
JOVI: Oh ok. And what’s the deal with you and that Ederlyn character? I heard you two had quite a spat?
INDAY: Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate the society’s perception of our profession.
(Aba! Ayaw makipag tsismisan!)
JOVI: I see. I apologize for that. Well anyway, nice talking to you, Inday…
INDAY: The pleasure is mine. This little exchange of ours is quite a breath of fresh air for me. It is such a welcome change to be talking to someone who speaks my language though not quite as proficiently.
(Inokray pa ako!)
JOVI: Okaaaayyyy. See yah!
(I was right. She HAS a British accent.)
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September 27th, 2007 at 3:57 am
wow panalo to! thanks for sharing this reyna
bakit ganun lahat ng chismaks at bago sa showbiz/politics, sayo ko agad una nalalaman to think na anjan ka sa US of A at and2 ako sa pinas? hmmm
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September 27th, 2007 at 4:55 am
bwahahahahaha!!!
this was the most hilarious entry i’ve ever read..
GO GO INDAY!!
Sana ganyan ding magsalita ang Inday ko sa bahay..kaso yung sakin, malakas ang PILIPINO AKSENT!!
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September 27th, 2007 at 7:06 am
hahaha Iba na pala ang mga inday ngayon…e kung ganito kaya si inday.
Misis:
Inday, pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo ang buong bahay. Kaskasin mo ‘yung tiles ng swimming pool. Ilipat mo sa harap ‘yung mga puno sa likod ng bahay. Magluto ka. Tapos, pumunta ka kina Mrs. Gonzaga, dalhin mo ‘yung washing machine. Bumili ka ng isang galong mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20 corned beef, 30 Century tuna, 15 Maling at isang sakong bigas. Eto ang pera, eksakto ‘yan. Maglakad ka na lang at strike ang mga tricycle ngayon.
Inday:
Potang ena mu!
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September 27th, 2007 at 10:54 am
kung ganyan lahat ng inday eh di ayos na ayos magpa-alaga ng anak.,… di na kailangnang ienrol sa exclusive skul. kay inday pa lang panalo na hahaha
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:07 am
napahiya ako ki inday! masyadong intellectual! hehehe
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Pero TEKA LANG - DUMUGO daw ilong nang NANAY at na-ospital sa kakabasa nang sulat!
Hmmm… di ba merong bahid ni MALEN - nosebleed? Ka-anu-anu ni Malen si Inday?
HAHAHHAHA
*eye adore u Malen!!! *
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am
actually si malen at si inday ay iisa. LOL LOL
basahin mo reynz yung latest post ni malen about bisaya. Straight english nya. nagtatagalog lang yan kasi yun ata ang style blog nya eh pero i believe malen is very intellectual. not because of her use of words but because of how she see things in perspective like inday LOL LOL LOL
na nosebleed eh signature ni malen yun. haha
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am
binasa ko na! andun nag-binisaya na nga ako dun! do you know that i can still speak cebuanong pabali-balikwa? if i could only find a bisaya here to praktis my cebuano, siguro magaling pa akong magsalita!!!
pero love ko yong post nya! relate together ako sa kanya bilang isang URAGON who’s always being poked fun at dun sa work at sa review ko school ko noon at galiiitttt na galitttt ako! hahahah
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:24 am
pusa!
glad you liked it! can you imagine kung dinelete ko lahat nung spam? meron din palang spam jewels! hahaha! made me think twice of deleting spams!
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:25 am
chuva,
isusumbong kita sa inday mo! yong inday mo talks differently! hehehe! WALA AKO DYAN HA! baka sunugin ni INday mo yong TICKET KO! andun pa yata sa gilid nang lababo nyooooo!!!
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:27 am
@gentle reader,
me nakalimutan po kayo. you have to tell inday na dumaan sa pier at salansanin ang mga barku duun para lumuwang ang trapik sa manila bay. hehehehe
thank you for stopping by and by
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:37 am
tama naman kasi yung sinabi ni chuvaness dun sa post nya eh. it doesnt matter if balikwat magsalita ang tao… it doesnt make a person less than he is. for all we know, baka nga mas talented pa mga bisaya kesa tagalog. Im a pure tagalog pero I also feel the descrimination from other provinces especially pag nandyan ako sa manila. Pero I’m proud na “promdi” ako lalo nat napatunayan ko na kaya ko makipagsabayan sa mga taga syudad. actually maswerte tayo mga promdi kasi we have both worlds if you know what i mean…. the calm and gentle atmosphere of the rural area and the industrious and digital side of urban living….
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:38 am
“discrimination”
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
nyahahaha andito na pala yang forwarded email na yan hehehe. padala lang po sa akin ni momnibochok yan.
inang, update lang. may kaaway na po si inday. si rosing ang pangalan. heto ang sabi ni rosing kay inday. (courtesy naman ito ni ghandee.)
ROSING TO INDAY:
“She thinks she’s the only homosapien who can utter such euphonic and erudite statements! She better think again!” ang taray ni rosing hehehe
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
bea!!
haha! paalis na sana ako anak! punta na ako nang boookid nang narinig ko si ROSING! hahaha
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Sundan nga naten yong awayan ni Inday at ni Rosing!!! Series tooooo!! HAHAHA
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
ei, malen, waray ka nga ba? waray na malambing o waray na matapang? hehehe
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
hahaha.. pwede bang isali ko si “simang” kasi sabi naman nya
“do I have to reiterate as often as possible that my the anatomical structure of the two inferior domesticated wannabes are far worse than the aesthetics of my feline pet named Galandra? obviouly these friggin she-hawks are just trying to seize the attention of the masses: trying hard social climber impotents”
hahaha
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
inang, wag ka na pumunta sa bookid. sama ka na lang po sa akin. i’m leaving for davao on monday. pasalubungan natin sina diwa at inay chuva at pati pala si titser gee ng tatlong sakong malalaking pomelo at durian hehehe
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
aba, bluep, triad na pala sila hehehe. malufet na kalaban pag sina inday, rosing at simang ay nagsanib-pwersa. hindi lang dudugo ilong natin. malamang, pati pa ears hehehe
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
kapatid mas mananalo si rosing at inday kasi si simang sira ang keyboard kaya nabubulol sa grammar at spelling hahaha
dapat gumawa si reynz ng series ng tatlo… as in huhulaan kung sino sa tatlo mananalo and voila may contest uli. para bang american idol hahaha
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
bluep at bea,
ba’t wala pang sagot si inday??? nakuu! pag sumali si Doreen gulo toooo!!! hahaha!
i love your SIMANG! sige! sundan ang triad na to! hahaha! umabot kaya to Senate tong awayan na to? baka matameme ang mga senandress naten dun?
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September 27th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
just a background… si simang ay masugid na kakampi ni Claudine sa Mula Sa Puso teleserye nya na mahigpit na kaaway ni mylene dizon. isinabuhay ang karakter ni simang sa teleserye kasi nakilala sya sa pagiging tutor ng amo nya sa ingles….
sya ang primadonna ng kabinet ng sapatos ni Imelda nung panahong nagrereign pa sila sa malakanyang.
ang tanging gawain ni simang ay “maghugas” ng mga brillante ni imelda, “magpunas” ng alikabok ng sapatos, “maglaba” ng gown at magtabi ng limpak limpak na mamiso at mamera sa baul ni madame imelda.
kasama sya sa tumakas sa helicopter nung sinugod ng mga tao ang malakanyang kaya lang nalula si simang at nahulog sa malacanyang gardens. naabutan sya ng taong bayan at iginapos sa poste na may bahay ng mga pulang langgam.
pero naawa sa kanya si cory at ginawa syang alalay ni kris. hanggang ngayon kasama nya si kris aquino at sya pa din ang nagturo kay kris para mambara at manlait sa Game knb at sa alin mang show na hinohostan ni kris.
yan ang background ni simang.
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September 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
reyna, nagtatrabaho ka pa ba o sa bahay lang, hahaha. sobrang updated kase ng blog mo tapos current events pa kadalasan.
pambihira ‘tong si Inday, dati rin siguro syang bilyonaryo tulad sa Our Maid Imelda
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September 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
“actually si malen at si inday ay iisa”
this is in response to BLUEPANJEET, who falsely accused me of stealing somebody else’s persona. That is soo ludicrous, groundless and I will not tolearte such act. I am not Inday or Inday wannabe whoever she is. You’re talking to a no second rate trying hard copy cat, Sir. I believe, you have violated my privacy, property and human rights. YOU ARE DENYING MY RIGHT TO EXIST!! I demand public and unconditional apology.
I hope that once,you see the truth, and quit accusing me of such things. Thank you.
~ D U D A Y
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September 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
REYNZ, i adore you more!!
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txter: hi, can u b my txtm8?
inday: it depends f u can abide by my heavy sked.U c, i got up @ 5am 2 cook f my bos, den do my chores til supertym.only den cn i reply bt i wud b very tired already so i guess i wont b of much use as a txtm8..so i guess d answer is no..im sori!
— o ha, nagmaasim si inday!
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500 - Globe Plan Subscription
1800 - Glutathione tablet
600 - Olay Total Effects
1500 - Crocs Flip flops
2000 - for mama
~binudget ni Inday ang sweldo nya
NYAHAHAHHAHA…MALOLOKA AKO SA INDAY NA TO…NAKAKA NOSEBLEED!!
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September 27th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
reynz, naka receive ka na ba ng text ni EDERLYN?? nyahahhah…isa pa yang pampasakit ng tyan.
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September 27th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
“YOU ARE DENYING MY RIGHT TO EXIST!! I demand public and unconditional apology.”
I apologize….. for not being able to answer in time kasi kagigising ko lang at magaaral…. pinuri na nga itong si nosebleed tinira pa rin ako tsk tsk tsk….
go simang ipagtangol mo ako hehehe
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September 27th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
I accept!
hahah. antarush! Gud AM
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September 27th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Reynz! Reyna ka talaga! Magpopost na dapat ako ng entry nito. Eh nauna ka, so ipopodcast ko na lang! hehehehe.
Si inday daw ay pupunta diyan sayo and will conquer your world! May Visa na siya!
eto o:
Consul: Why do you want to go to the United States:
Amo ni Inday: To travel to visit my friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!
Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a neverending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
Amo: Potah ka!
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September 27th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
nyahahahahhah…versatile talaga itong si INDAY
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amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles.ang sinumang magpapadugo sa ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to!klaro b?
inday:ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso,gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain, bbigkasn at sakdal timyas na ssmbitin ng aking sangkalooban.
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September 27th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
MOOOORREEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!â€
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myselfâ€
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
Amo: [nagpakamatay]
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September 27th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
san ba to nakukuha? bakit wala ata ako narereceive na ganito sa email ko?
see you this evening guys! Off to review. God Bless!
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
HAHAHA! nakakalukring na talaga toooo!!! kanina pa ako tawa nang tawa sa inday ni AJ!!! grabeee! hahaha
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
MOREEEEE!!! Chuvanesss!!!
Wala bang masasabi si Inday sa pagtataray ni Santiago sa mga Chinese na mag-aapologize na? Nasaan si Inday! Ano kaya ang masasabi nya sa imburnal an bunganga ni Santiagoooo! Pakitawag si Inday! Baka mainit pa ang ulo sa breakup?
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Chuvaness an sarap nang breakup nilaaaaa! HAHAHAHA! BUANG NA KO DITOOO! DELUSSSYONAAL NA AKOOOO! HAHAHAH!
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Tinira ni Inday si Rosing:
Inday: Rosing, I’m actually quite deliriously nonchalant to homo sapiens who are unlettered and incompetently unable to traverse the models of my intellect. So, may I say that you please stick to your corner since you’re incoherently disabled to even contextualize a level headed fight with me? *inayos ang buhok*
Rosing: Di naka-reak, tinitigan nang masama ang amo ni Inday
Amo: Nasindak
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September 28th, 2007 at 12:46 am
HAHAHAHA!! where is Rosing? me sagot ba?!
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September 28th, 2007 at 12:53 am
kotsengkuba,
meron din akong Inday Researcher! hehehe! based in Manila! Chiikkkaaa!!
Malen,
wala akong Ederlyn emails! send mo nga! hahaha
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September 28th, 2007 at 12:54 am
jeepney driver: hoy! bkit sais lng ang bnayad mo?! syete na ang pamasahe ngaun!
inday: i am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an
academic institution. Therefore, i am a student and, by this fact, i am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. this is why i provided a payment less
than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix.
driver: ok.ok fine!
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September 28th, 2007 at 12:58 am
1. FENDI handbag
2. Balenciaga sandals
3. Manolo Blanik high heels
4. CHANEL furr cOat
5. IPOD VIDEO 80gig
6. Motorola RAZR dolce&gabbana editiOn
7. SONY BRAVIA flatscreen plasma tv
8. AQUAMARINE diamOnd wristwatch
9. LOuis vuittOn travel bag
10. OBAGI system skin care line
11. SHISEIDO cosmetics
12. 1 week off vacatiOn spree at the BAHAMAS
wish list ni INDAY for xmas. Nakadikit sa refrigerator ng
amo nya..
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September 28th, 2007 at 12:59 am
“Why are you quoting and
spreading everything I say?
Am I a celebrity?!â€
-inday
lagot kau.. Ngrereklamo na! Kulit nyo kc
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September 28th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Ovrnyt inaral ng amo ni inday ang dctionry pra may pantapat sya ke inday.
Amo: So inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon
que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjueturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: demmet!
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September 28th, 2007 at 1:09 am
I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that i will die and stop speaking
english preventing people from nosebleeding!
-in loving memory of inday!-
(Ayan patay na sya! Sa wakas tpOs n ang mga ka hibangan)
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Inday in the gates of heaven:
Inday: Are you fuckin’ shure you will send me back to
earth? But why?!
St. Peter: Oo! Langya ka! Mano-nose bleed lang yung mga kaluluwa dito! Dun ka na uli magkalat sa lupa!
(at mabubuhay ulit si Inday. abangan ang kanyang
muling pagbabalik. And the saga continues. hehe.)
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September 28th, 2007 at 1:11 am
FLASH REPORT:
Inday is alive she’s not yet dead.SOCO found out that, the impostora of Inday was killed. Ederlyn
was the master mind.
SOCO:bkt mO pnpatay si Inday?
Ederlyn:kaSi inagaw nya sakin c dOdong!
Inday: mythemaniac! He was never urs..
Ederlyn:dOng, mahal kta..dba mahal mO rin aq?
Dodong: I never… said that i love yOu!!
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September 28th, 2007 at 2:30 am
sikat na po si inday talaga. pati nga FHM may offer sa kanya na mag-pose, centerspread pa. pero heto ang sagot niya: “Morons! i was never raised by my mom to be a coquette! Im nurtured with such dignity, respect in morality! even poverty cannot make me do such scandalous act. i dont rely on aesthetic products and on skimpy and scantily clad outfits. So pathetic!”
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September 28th, 2007 at 2:32 am
SA RESTAURANT..
WAITER: ANO PO ANG ORDER NILA?
AMO: YUNG FRIED CHICKEN MEAL NA LANG. IKAW INDAY ANONG SA’YO?
INDAY: I WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE OF A DISH OF SAUTEED PORK AND CHICKEN BOILED IN THICK ESSENCE OF FERMENTED SOY AND CANE EXTRACTS, WITH COPIUS AMOUNTS OF GARLIC, ONIONS AND BASIL, SPRINKLED WITH FINE SPICES AND SERVED WITH A GENEROUS HELPING OF ROOT CROP AND FRAGRANT JASMIN RICE.
WAITER: (NATIGAGAL)
AMO: IHO, ADOBO WITH RICE DAW.
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September 28th, 2007 at 2:35 am
pero, paano nga ba nag-apply bilang kasambahay si inday? balikan natin ang nakaraan….
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo?
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleeds]
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September 28th, 2007 at 2:40 am
Heto po ang bahagi ng resume niya na ibinigay sa amo niya nung nag-apply siya:
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Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Sibling: Lying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Education:
College- La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar)
High School- P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian)
(Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian)
(Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 years, Household Service Manager (Katulong)- Mr. & Mrs. Montemayor.
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September 28th, 2007 at 2:46 am
Best in ENglish naman pala ang Inday….nayahahha
that explains evrything…
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September 28th, 2007 at 2:58 am
HAHAHA! I think I need to memorize yong adobo na yun Bea! hahaha!
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September 28th, 2007 at 3:00 am
JUICE KUH DAY! HAHAHA! wala na! me ipo-pos pa naman akong isang entry di ko na matapos tapos dahil nasisiraan na po talaga ako nang bait dito Bea at Chuvaness!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHA
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September 28th, 2007 at 4:06 am
@chuvaness: hehehe oo nga po. kaya pala kaya niyang paduguin ang mga ilog natin hehehe
@ inang: hehehe stress-reliever lang po si inday. wag mo pong bayaang maging hadlang sa pag-post mo si inday hehehe
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September 28th, 2007 at 4:07 am
ay, “ilong” pala hehe
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September 28th, 2007 at 7:07 am
grabe naiihi na ko sa kakatawa sa pagbabasa, please keep those inday stories coming!!! san nyo ba nakukuha yan?
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September 28th, 2007 at 7:43 am
@pusa: as far as i know po, the inday jokes (may nauna pa sa kanya na si ederly naman) originated from some ingenius people who conceptualized the jokes as text messages. when it spread out to the public through mobile phones and became a hit, meron nang mga nagcompile sa emails. we really have to give credit to the sense of humor nating mga pinoy hehehe.
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September 28th, 2007 at 7:51 am
hello po. nakapagpakabit na ng DSL yung amo ko at may kasama itong PC para kay Junior kaya nakakapagblog na ako. Visit my site please. thanks!
- inday (blogniinday.wordpress.com)
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September 28th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
nyaahaha…nag-katawang tao si inday…eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk…i’m freakin’ happpeeeeeee!!!!!!
i lab yu inday! buti naman at may blog ka na!!! magkababayan tayo…will link you ha.
waaaaaaaaahhh…delusyanal na din yata ako reynz…….
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September 28th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
kahit sino pa ang maging inday ninyo, ako iisa lang ang inday ko. si reyna lang. siya lang ang inday ng buhay ko. reyna ko, heto, isang kanta, para sa ‘yo—–
Inday ng buhay ko, ikaw ay nasaan
Bigla kang nagtampo, ano ang dahilan
Dagling inulila ang puso kong nalulumbay
Taghoy ko araw-araw, ikaw, ikaw Inday
Larawan mo, Inday, hinahagkan-hagkan
Kinakausap ko, luha’y bumubukal
Saan ka ngayon, ikaw ay matatagpuan
Kapag ‘di ka nakita, ako’y mamamatay
Saan kaya ngayon ikaw ay matatagpuan
Kapag ‘di ka nakita, ako’y mamamatay
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September 28th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
ay_ambot,
papasa ka muna ki inday.
inday? interbyuhin mga si ay_ambot?! pede?
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:27 am
ay_ambot,
you’re obviously out of your mind if you think that reyna elena, a national icon will even bother in entertaining your paltry advances. after all your iconic status is nothing compared to the likes of Jose Rizal or Francisco Balagtas or Piolo Pascual. your strong dependency (kapag di ka nakita, ako’y namamatay) on Reyna Elena just proves how weak you are.
besides, your attempt at prose is nothing compared to Dodong. Oh dodong…
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:42 am
chuvaness,
of course you can my dear. anything that would make my popularity exceed that of Ederlyn is more than welcome. that meddlesome wench somehow just irks me.
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:55 am
HAHAHA! I mean! Inday! You came in at a time that all these cooked groceries are being poured into my mouth by myself! (read: di kita kaya dear) and muntik na akong mabilaukan! hahaha!
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
There are tulips in the street,
there are tulips in the park,
but nothing compares
to our two lips meeting in the dark.
- pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday.
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
“For it wasnt into my ear you whispered,
but into my heart.
It wasnt my lips you kissed, but my soul.
May these words hold true for our romance”
- Love letter ni Dodong kay Inday.
(Kala mo si Inday lang humihirit!) HAHAHA!!!
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
(Dahil Inglisera na talaga si Inday,
nakahanap ng katapat)
Kausap si Lornang labandera
INDAY: Hey! Our majesty said wash that
white clothe because that is the only
white clothe of her, understood?
LORNA: Clothe! Only one? Duh! Would you
mind to fill up those empty spaces of
your brain, Idiot! I dont know why
people like you still exists, youre
just a scrap of humanity! Now, get lost!
INDAY: (luhaang umalis) “Ambot sa imo!”
(Hehe, yan ang yabang kasi ni Inday!)
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September 29th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
hahaha eto panalo!
“Dont limit my capacity to the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside
world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”
- Inday, nagrereklamo kasi ayaw siya
isama ng amo sa outing sa Enchanted Kingdom.
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September 29th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
hi guys,
you might want to check my conversations with ricky lo at my blog that will appear this Sunday. please drop a line. thanks!
- inday (blogniinday.wordpress.com)
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September 29th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
lol! hehehehe iba yung nabasa ko ha
dami palang adventure ni inday 
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September 30th, 2007 at 10:24 am
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October 2nd, 2007 at 1:42 am
I personally think it’s more effective to have the Inday statement first followed by the caption/explanation.
But that’s just me.
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October 2nd, 2007 at 1:49 am
benji,
you’re right! hehehe! kasi napansin ko, i killed the punch! hahaha buti na lang di ako napagalitan ni inday!
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October 2nd, 2007 at 1:49 am
ayusin ko nga just for you benj … hehehe
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October 2nd, 2007 at 4:27 am
Haha, ang lakas ko pala sayo Reynz. Hehehe
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October 2nd, 2007 at 8:51 am
nyahaha will sure keep on visitng you blog inday, link rin kita
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October 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 am
@benj,
alam mo naman, sekreto ang pagka-bopols ko heheheh! HAHAHA sukat kasi masanay ka ba naman sa boss kong si doreen at mga bopols na ka-opisina? o di we all flock together ang dating!! hehehe
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October 3rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
all we need is a bunch of inday-clones to run the philippine gov’t LOLROFL
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October 10th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
[…] yun pala isa na namang Text-serye ito! Hanggang malaman laman ko naging series na ito sa blog ni Mama Reynz at take note po Number 1 ang post ni Mama Renyz sa Google! Praise you Inday! Este Mama Reynz […]
October 16th, 2007 at 8:17 am
reynz, sino ba si simang? ikaw ba yun? pwede ko ba syang gawing contributor sa site for the simang series? minsan kasi nagiging busy rin ako
simang, can you contact me at inday@bigstring.com pls? thanks!
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October 16th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
di ko kaya ang kahibangan ni Inday, et al…
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October 18th, 2007 at 4:06 am
…PINAGTRIPAN MO SI INDAY…
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October 22nd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal
Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na ito importante ang sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang ating player ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services manager na si Inday!
[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao]
Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.
Inday: Kris, I would opt for case #4 please.
Kris: Briefcase # 4… si Sharmel. Inday, matanong ko lang, how did you come up with the number 4?
Inday: Oh, do you really want to know Kris?
Kris: Oo naman. I’m sure kaya ko naman maintindihan yung sasabihin mo eh.
Inday: The number 4 was acquired based on a probability distribution function that involves integrating up to an area greater than or equal to that random number which should be generated between 0 and 1 for proper distributions.
Kris: Syet. tanong tanong pa kasi eh.
Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal Part 2
Kris: Ok Inday, choose 6 briefcases to open.
Inday: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2, 15 and 20.
Kris: Wait lang Inday, usually isa isa lang ang pagbubukas natin ng case…
Inday: Why is that? As if I can change the outcome if we’re to open a case each time I blurt out a number as opposed to opening each case immediately one after the other right?
Kris: Hayyy…babaguhin pa talaga mechanics (bulong sa sarili).
Kris: Anwyay, di bale na lang nga… tuloy tayo. Number 7. Natalie buksan na!!
[Yung audience sumisigaw ng LOWER!! LOWER!!!]
Kris: Teka lang, bago natin buksan… Inday, usually ang mga contestants naten ay sumisigaw ng “LOWER” every time magbubukas ng case.
Inday: Kris, I guess that’s not the way I was taught in grade school. You see, I was taught that we should only use the comparative form of the word or add “ER” to the adjective if we are comparing two things. And since it is only the first briefcase that we are going to open, we have nothing to compare it to. Am I right?
[natahimik ang audience at napaisip]
Kris: Oo nga no!
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Kris: Sige Natalie, Buksan mo na.
[Ang laman ng briefcase 7 ay Piso … Palakpakan ang mga tao]
Kris: Good start! Ano yung next case mo ulit?
Inday: Case number 24 please.
Kris: Chloe… buksan na…
[Audience sumisigaw ulit ng LOWER!! LOWER!!]
Kris: Wait lang guys, Inday may nabuksan ng case baket di ka pa rin sumisigaw ng “Lower”?
Inday: Oh my goodness Kris, how long have you been doing this? Have you ever encountered a value that is lower than a peso in this game? Tell me, is there any value left lower than the one we just opened? Sheesh.
[Napaisip ulit ang audience at natahimik]
Kris: Aarrgghh!!!! Chloe buksan na lang nga, pati na rin yung 12, 2, 15 and 20 buksan na rin para matapos na. [naiirita na]
[At sunod sunod na ngang nabukas ang mga case ni Inday]
[nag-ring ang phone]
Inday: Ahh Kris, to save more time can you tell Banker that I’m not interested in his first offer. In the history of this game of chance, I have yet to see someone accept a first offer from the banker. It’s quite pathetic and pretentious for contestants to pause and look around the audience as if asking for advice before ultimately rejecting the first offer. I mean come on, isn’t that a waste of airtime?
Banker: AmPotahhh!!! [narinig sa set kahit sarado ang kwarto ni banker]
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October 31st, 2007 at 11:15 am
hi..pls keep the inday-simang-ederlyn stories coming…
sino nga ba namang gusto matulog sa opisina kung dumudugo lage ang mga ilong sa kababasa nito…
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October 31st, 2007 at 11:30 am
… dumating na sa kalagitnaan ng show at mukhang minamalas na si Inday…
Kris: Ok Inday, mukhang kelangan na natin ng tulong sa mga friends mo… sino ba yung bigotilyong lalaki na naka-polo? Ano name nya?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my master Mr. Montemayor.
Kris: Ahhh sya pala yun, how cute naman pala eh. Sige sir, give us a number.
Mr. Montemayor: Hi Kris, good evening. I’m a fan. I choose number 22 please.
Kris: Ano Inday ok ba yung number 22?
Inday: Whatever, we shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds us anyway. Go ahead.
Kris: [taray naman] Sofie, buksan na!
[ang laman ng briefcase 22 ay 5,000]
Kris: Good job! Sino naman yung gwapong lalake na naka jumper na katabi ni Mr. Montemayor? What’s his name?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my on again off again boyfriend, Dodong the gardener.
Kris: Ooohh, sya pala yun. Ok Dodong, give us a number!
Dodong: Hi babes, I choose briefcase 9 if it’s ok with you. If not, it’s ok with me as long as it’s ok with you.
Kris: Ano raw? Inday, number 9 daw ok say0?
Inday: Yes Kris, it’s fine with me.
Kris: Wow ang bait pag kay Dodong. Ederlyn… buksan na!!
…nanlaki ang mga mata ni Inday at hindi sya makapaniwala. Natahimik at mukhang kakapusin sya ng hininga…
Inday: YOU!!! How dare you invade my moment!
[nagulat si Kris at ang mga audience sa reaksyon ni Inday. Nagpatawag si Kris ng commercial break at nagpakuha ng tubig para kay Inday.]
—————–
Nagkatitigan sina Inday at Ederlyn. Nakangisi si Ederlyn habang hawak ang briefcase ni Inday.
Ederlyn: Pinapangako ko, Inday… pagbukas luluhod ang mga tala! hahahahaha!
Inday: What? Can you speak up? What are you mumbling up there. Can somebody give her a microphone please?
Kris: Ano ba!! Tama na nga ang drama ninyo, Ederlyn buksan mo na ang case at umexit ka na kung ayaw mong mapalitan! (naiirita na si Kris)
Dali-daling binuksan ni Ederlyn ang briefcase at ang laman ay… P3,000,000.
Nanghinayang ang mga audience… Ang mga natirang values ay 250, 1K, 20K, 50K, and 500K.
Inday: NooOoo…. (sabay tingin kay Dodong at napapaluha), how could you…
Dodong: I’m so sorry Inday, please forgive me.
Kris: Hayyy, drama again. Ang offer ni banker sa pagbabalik ng Kapamilya, Deal.. or No Deal!
[pagtapos ng commercial break… mukhang composed na ulit si Inday]
Kris: Inday, are you okay? Ang offer ni banker ay 99 thousand pesos. ‘Sing rami siguro ng pilipinong pinadugo mo na ilong. Is it a Deal or No Deal?
Tahimik lang si Inday tilang may kinocompute sa ulo habang ang mga audience ay nagsisigawan ng “No Dealâ€, ang iba naman ay “Dealâ€.
Kris: Wait lang, kung mapapansin ninyo we have only have 5 cases left, and among those 5, apat doon ay mas maliit na value…
Inday: Kris, do you mind? Can I do my own thinking?
Natameme si Kris, pati ang audience ay natahimik.
Kris: Taray to the max! (pabulong sa sarili)
Inday: Ok, I’m ready. Upon looking at the reality of the situation, 80% of the cases left have at least 49K less than the banker’s offer. The only way I can do better than what is offered is that if my case contains the 500k or I’d get to open one of the four lower values. But I have to keep in mind that there’s only 20% probability that this would happen. I have to take note, however, that the banker’s offer is roughly around 15% lower than the offer I expected based on the arithmetic mean of the values left.
Kris: Lorddd… panaginip ba ‘to? Ayokonaaa….
Inday: Accepting a deal for less than the mean should generally be regarded as a weak decision so I would say, NO DEAL!
—————-
Limang briefcase na lang ang natitira at kasama na doon ang case ni Inday…
Kris: My God, nakaka-stress itong episode na ito ha. Baka dumugo na rin ang ilong ko sa’yo Inday. Sige Inday, go ahead and choose 1 briefcase!
Inday: Ok Kris, I choose briefcase #5 please?
Kris: Briefcase #5! Mimi bago mo buksan yan I would first like to thank Figliarina by Schubizz for my sandals, Bambi Fuentes for my hair and make-up and Pepsi Herrera for my gown tonight.
Kris: Ok Mimi, buk…
Inday: Ahh Kris, can I also take time to thank a few people? I mean, I did save us a few minutes of airtime right?
Kris: (“kapal naman talaga ng mukhaâ€â€¦bulong sa sarili) Sige, ok lang go ahead. (naka-smile pa rin)
Inday: Thanks! Yes, I would like to thank Frank Provost for my hair and make-up, Jimmy Choo for my sandals and my dear friend Oscar dela Renta for my gown tonight.
BLAG!! Tinumba ni Kris ang podium at nagwalk-out. Hindi na natapos ang show kaya’t binigyan na lang ni Banker si Inday ng kalahating milyon para sa kanyang oras.
Inday: Oh, and thanks to the people of Cartier for sending me these nice earrings for tonight!
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November 9th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Beyonce In Concert
Nanood sina Inday at Dodong ng concert ni Beyonce sa The Fort. Si Dodong ang taya at nagbayad ng front row seat tickets…
Dodong: See babes, ibinili kita ng ticket dito sa concert ni Beyonce. Ganyan kita kamahal kahit wala na akong pera. Kahit binenta ko na lahat ng character ko sa Ragnarok…
Inday: Aw.. how sweet, you know what, im going to surprise you… just you wait and see Dodong!
Biglang lumabas na ang front act sa stage….
(nagsigawan ang mga tao pati na sila Inday)
Dodong: Woohhh!!!! We want Beyonce! We want Beyonce! woohhh!!!
…napaisip si Inday dahil parang nawawala ang atensyon ni Dodong sa kanya…
( nagiging possesive GF na ba si Inday?)
Inday: Dodong I need to go to the lav to refresh myself, I don’t want Beyonce to see me looking like this.
Dodong: Sure babes, basta bumalik ka agad, baka marami kang ma-miss sa show nya…
Inday: Oh don’t worry, I wont miss a thing he! he! he! (bulong sa sarili)
…makalipas ang sampung minuto….
Dodong: (kinakausap ang sarili) Asan na kaya ang babes ko, ang tagal nya sa banyo, ba’t…
…Biglang namatay lahat ng ilaw sa stage… pumutok ang mga fireworks… bumukas ang ilaw… lumabas si Beyonce at tumugtog na ang tune ng kanta niyang “Beautiful Liarâ€â€¦
Beyonce: Y’all welcome my lovely guest for tonight, I love her so much that she’s the reason I held a concert here in the Philippines. Here she is, singing with me! My sistah from another motha’!… INDAY!
… bumababa na ang Giant Disco Ball at nagulat ang lahat lalo na si Dodong dahil nakita nya si Inday na nakasabit doon…
Inday: (singing to the tune of “beautful liarâ€)
be-yon-ce …. beyonce..
Inday: How are you all doing tonight!!! (referring to the crowd)
nagtilian ang mga tao… napanganga ang iba… kasama na sina Cesar at Sunshine na nanood din ng concert.
Cesar Montano: Sino yang si Inday?
Sunshine Cruz: Si Inday yan!! Di ka ba nakakatanggap ng mga text nya? Pa-autograph tayo mamaya!!!
… kabog ang ganda ni Beyonce kay Inday (walang sinabi si Shakira) at kinanta nga nila ang “Beautiful Liarâ€
(Close pala sina Inday at Beyonce. Ito ang surprise ni Inday kay Dodong kay inday dahil sa kabaitan niya.)
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November 12th, 2007 at 10:27 am
naloka ako
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November 13th, 2007 at 10:11 am
HOW TO BREAK BAD NEWS: By Dodong
DODONG: Hello Sir Bob, si Dodong po to! Ung driver nyo sa bahay bakasyunan nyo!
BOB: O, Dodong ikaw pala. Ano’t napatawag ka?
DODONG: Aabisuhan ko lang po kayo na namatay na yong ung alaga nyung parrot.
BOB: Si Pikoy? Yong alaga ko? Namatay na? Ung nanalo sa Bird Show? Ang laki pa naman nang nagasto ko dyan. Teka, ba’t nga pala namatay?
DODONG: Kumain po nang bulok na karne.
BOB: Huh? Eh san galing yong bulok na karne?
DODONG: Yong pon thoroughbred horse nyo kasi, namatay na sa pagod kakahila nang kariton nang tubig.
BOB: Anong kariton nang tubig?
DODONG: Yon pong pinampatay namen sa sunog.
BOB: Dios ko! Anong nasunog?
DODONG: Yong pong mansion nyo. Natumba po yong kandila kaya nasunog ang kurtina at kumalat yong apoy.
BOB: May kuryente naman dyan! Ba’t me kandila pa?
DODONG: Sa burol po! Hu! Hu! Hu!
BOB: Kaninong burol?
DODONG: Sa misis nyo po. Dumating po kc kagabi na walang kaabiabiso, akala ko magnanakaw kaya nabaril ko.
BOB: ~~~ *dismayado*~~~~
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November 18th, 2007 at 4:49 am
it’s nice i dont know how the phenomena of inday starts but its realy entertaining
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November 18th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
ei leo,
thanks for the visit kapatid! get ko ang message nimo sa gmail. impressed ako sa sinabi mong mas malaki pa kita mo sa blog vs trabaho mo! hahaha! grabe!!! nakaka blog pa nang todo ever!
well, hopefully next time.
thanks for all your help talaga.
reynz’s last blog post..Hide n seek sa Podium with Sinaglaya
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December 11th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
mas mganda namn gamitin ang term na “Inday” kesa sa mga ibang mga name na d mganda pakinggan..nkasanyan na kc na c “Inday” ay muchacha lamng..pero ngaun c “Inday” ay nag evolve na..hehe d na maabot c inday..
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reynz reply on December 15, 2007:
muchacha ang nakakainis pakinggan! as in! pero you’re right, napaganda ang pangalan ni inday hehehe
December 15th, 2007 at 5:25 am
i realy like the story of inday and i wish it won’t stop untill the other generation comes……………..
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reynz reply on December 15, 2007:
I am actually still getting some inday updates! Kelangan yata update ko na mga posts ko! hehehe
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 am
[…] Ang cyberspace, pinasok na ni Inday. I had no idea that this entry will shoot up to stratosphere! I had no clue what to write that day […]