Our salmon of the day
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I was really excited that I received an invitation to an alumni gathering at WKUP (Well Known University in Pittsburgh) to speak on a topic which is very close to me. After all, I just recently had a very well documented experience about it. That’s one thing I can vouch to the world, my experience. I am positively sure that I could eloquently talk about the topic. So, come with me and join me with my speech to WKUP.
I hope you like my speech.
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen:
My name is Reyna Elena and I have my own wurrld, my own PantasyaLand. In my PantasyaLand, eye em da queen surrounded by engkantos and engkantitas, diwatitos and diwatitas. My kapa is made of kurtina, my wings? Gawa po sa kartolina. Topping this is my crown na dating tansan. And now? gawa na po sya sa latang darigold, kinakalawang nga lang. No wonder, sum1 shouted very very congressional.
In my PantasyaLand, I don’t reeli know why they love to trade babolgam wid me. My business advices are rather crazeee but eye em not even an authoritee. Yet, believe you me, eye em reeli very very freetee. You see, I might have several ABC, attached to my truli-name-gerzie. I don’t have a PhD, but I got A.D.D. But all these are not guarantee that although my advise are trulili, the bee will sting like a bee, but it’s the content that matters the most to people who read like me.
Yes, you read eat write.
Our salmon of the day is all about authoritee, not about manatee.
For who should be an authoritee? Are they only BS gradwaste of universitees? Wid loads of MBA’s & PhD’s from eBay? or Recto? Who decides if you’re an authoritee? To discuss poor eksampol, Ethics Topics to talkie-talkie? If you will askie-askie me? My answer is Nobud-dee. Kaya, feel free and proclaim Je Suis Missed Universe, even if your wisdom is completely in reverse. Anyone can write Till Death Do Us Part, but if bloglife smells like fart, dutch witch you become an angel in the dark.
I hope you understood our salmon of the day.
Thank you!
*bumalik sa stage! me nakalimutan*
NGA pala Ladies and Gentlemen:Â Happy birthday Ghandee!!! ’sa po sya sa mga diwata dito! 
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September 15th, 2007 at 12:29 am
Kongratyuleyshen Reynz kung totoo man tong invite na ‘to. fer shur well known talaga yang iskul na yan. Batay saking nalalaman CMU (College ng mga Maniac sa Us) lang ang sikat sa Pixburgh. Pakivisita na lang ang stall #1 sa tabi ng library, balita ko magagamit mo don ang tapping prowess mo gaya ni Larry Craig.
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September 15th, 2007 at 12:46 am
hehehe! yong phone number mo ba unanimous_flip eh makikita ko sa stall na yan? up-to-date ba yong mga phone numbers mo dun? hahaha!
nong andun ako sa GWU, di na kelangang hanapin kasi obvious na obvious yong pangalan nang campus. it’s called “Foggy Bottom”. hehehe
si Larry Craig, nag-resign. Naisip yata na baka di na sya makahada, nagbago isip.
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September 15th, 2007 at 4:39 am
Mahal kong Reyna Elena,
Bago ang lahat kongratz sa iyo reyna ng mga enkantitos and enkantitas sa pag invite sa iyo ng iskul bukol na unibersidad sa Piksberg. Hindi lang pala PhD ang wala sa iyo kundi IDD (Insfirationhal Defesit Disorder) din.
Oo nga pala pirs time ko lang sumulat sa iyo dahil hiya ako pasubalit nung nabasa ko iyong talumpati di na nag-atubiling gumalang ang aking dawalang daliri sa pagtuldok ng mga letra sa kibord ko.
Nagbibigay galang, (oo nga pala Galang ang huling pangalan ko)
Basilio
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September 15th, 2007 at 5:18 am
haha. speech perfect. cant wait for the “next” entry. It is always a surprise.
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September 15th, 2007 at 6:51 am
naaliw ako dito sa post mo inang. hehe.
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September 15th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Ghandee,
Nashockot me ghrabeee! Baka panain mo ako! Pumunta ako sa bahay mo, although I was already reminded by Bea na merong fireworks ang balay mo diz weekend! 1/4 ka na nang edad nang lola mo. Maligayang kaarawan!
Salamat at naaliw ka sa salmon! hehehe!
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September 15th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Bluep,
hehehe, bakit? ano thinking mo? hehehe! me nag-email saken tungkol sa spits ko, tigilan ko na raw dahil di naman daw maiintindihan kahit na powerpoint presentation gawin ko - sabi ko, huh? WALA AH! hahaha! get mo? hahahaha!
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September 15th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Basilio,
wala ka na namang ID. parang si Chukchak. asan na naman kaya ang Chukchak na yon?
anyway - welcome sa aking balay - chikalumvay nang mga nalulumbay gather right around here hahaha!
pag wala ako, me mga GRO dito to receive guests at inaabutan nang babolgam.
kaya eto…
*abot babolgam*
keep typing!
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September 15th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
mahal na reyna elena,
congrats on the invite..enjoy it 
*clap* clap* clap*
loved your speech
mabuhay ka!
ibyang
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September 15th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
HOY Rainier! Kilala kita!
BALIW KA TALAGA! hahaha! kahit kelan baliw ka talaga! HAHAHAHA Sinong audience mo nang mag speech ka? Baka mga retarded! Kanina pa ako dito hagalpak sa mga utot nang utak mo! Gravacious!!! Tawagan mo ako! Galing kami Maryland me crabs dito! (hindi crabs na iniisip mo dahil alam ko na naman iisipin mo! Pwe!)
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September 15th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
ayan kasi sabi ko na eh powwow! ang nangyari eh bowwow!…..uso pa ba yung tapping ng foot at swiping ng hand? di ba amerika yan? yung tipong…hoy halika xxx tayo….?
[edited by reyna: bawal porno baka ma-invite ako! hahaha!]
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September 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
oooopss! i kud be bery direct sometimes…sorry!
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September 15th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Naks pa-invite invite na lang ang mga propesora, ganyan talaga kapag reyna elena, kung saan saang barrio napapasantacruzan. Hehehe.
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
@ibyang,
salamat sa mga palakpak! hehehe! gaya nang sinabi nitong gaya-gayang PinkBiik (nasaan ba ang original na PinkBiik bat nawawala?) mga utot lang to nang utak ko! hahaha! love that line!
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
@roni,
roni ha?! edits! edits! edits! ayokong MA-INVITED sa Pinas! nakuuu! Tsaka BAWAL na daw akong mag-SWEAR! hahaha! Peks man na lang!
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
@jon limjap,
hehehe! love that line “kung saan saang barrio napapasantacruzan” HAHAHA! will use it as MINE sa mga susunod na spits! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! (me ADD ako eh! tsaka gayagaya for lack of talent! heheh)
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September 15th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
ayan, bumalik na rin sa dating tema ang blog ni mam reynz! brava senora!!
ganito ang gusto ritong mga entries.. puro kaek-ekan.. at kalowka lowka…
hoy, mam - paalis na ko mamaya. punta kong cali, para humada ng kaunti ng makalimot naman..
uyyyyyyyyyyy!! ghandee - happy verdey!! verde ang dugo mo diva? enjoy your day..
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September 15th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Chuva,
Congratulations! Official student ka na nang Rutgers University! O, rule number 1: make sure na yong pangalan mo nasa registry nila ha? At wag maglalagay nang mga phone number sa mga CR. Bakit? Eh panu ba naman, pag nagpalit ka nang phone number, hirap na hirap kami na burahin at palitan at puntahan kung saan saang lupalop tong mga kasi-Aran na yan!
Tandaan: me jaywalking sa L.A.. magdala ka nang Jolibee pag-uwi mo! Try not to walk sa sidewalk dun. Pets are not allowed kasi.
Enjoy Los Angeles!
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