In our Banana Republic, saging lang ang me puso!
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Kaya naman, puro kasagingan ang gawa sa aming Senado.
WAKEET?!
Wow naman! What a great law! This is the reason why these people are in the Senate. To rename names, switch names, name the game, game ka na ba? sungkaan ever. Bakit hindi to naisip nang mga magna cum laude sa Jose Rizal University? Na palitan ang pangalan nang kalsada sa harap nila instead na ayusin ang baha! (Pssst! Dyan po ako nang pers sem, pers yer nang aking Law! Bago ako lumayas nang Flippines!) Yong mga kapatid ko sa Middle East, they’re asking for help sa exchange rate na padala nang mga OFW’s, walang umi-intindi. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
Teka lang… mabalik tayo sa nakaraan… sa nakaraang 13th Tongress ever ever! Check nga naten kung nag-sungkaan ever ever ang mga tinamaan nang kokak na to!
13th RP Congress filed 112 bills to set, reset holidays
Mas wow to!!! Busy ever! Can you imagine how hard this is? Set, re-set. Set, re-set. Para ka bagang nag-re-reboot nang nag-re-reboot.
Holiday-related House bills
Most of the House bills proposed to declare non-working holidays to celebratefounding anniversaries of towns or cities. Most of these bills also prospered beyond the committee level, with 12 actually becoming law.
If the House bills proposing new holidays were enacted into law, there would be one holiday somewhere in the Philippines every four days.
A) by type of holiday proposed
82 proposed to declare non-working holidays
6 proposed to declare working holidays
7 others
B) by reason for holding a holiday
65 wanted to celebrate founding anniversaries of towns or cities
12 proposed holidays that would be in effect throughout the country
13 were in honor of local heroes or former officials
2 wanted to promote tourism
C) by bill status
12 holiday bills actually became law
29 were approved by the House and transmitted to the Senate
36 were substituted by other bills
3 passed by the Senate with amendments
15 others
D) interesting notes
Rep. Victoria Reyes (Batangas, Third District) filed the most number of holiday bills, twice lodging legislation that would set a “Gen. Miguel Malvar Day”, a “National Family Day” and an “Apolinario Mabini Day”.
Another proposal sought to commemorate the birth of the late dictator, Ferdinand Marcos, in Ilocos Norte and Laoag City. The bill filed by Rep. Roque Ablan Jr. (Ilocos Norte, First District) was approved by the House and transmitted to the Senate.
A few other bills sought to set aside a day for certain sectors of society — children, indigenous people, farmers and even the religious group Iglesia ni Cristo.
Eh simpli lang naman pala talaga gumawa nang ley – eh ba’t di nyo binoto si yong artistang gwapo???
HAAAYYYY!!!
Sa Flippinas talaga, SAGING LANG ANG ME PUSOOOO!!!!
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hahahah
busy-busyhan ang mga lolo’t lola mo sa kaka set, reset ng holiday…onli in the Philippines lang yan!
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pucha naman malen!
eh kahit POKPOK! pwede naman pala maging Senatress at Congressness!!! Dafat lang ibalik si Goma at Pakyaw!!!
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I’m against changing names. Leave it as Shaw Blvd. They should have left Roxas Blvd. as Dewey. So instead of tackling hard issues like economic reform, the budget, etc.
They set holidays.
Lots and lots of holidays.
I think the Brain Drain is seriously affecting the government. Think of all the brain dead people in the Congress and Senate. The people have no choice but to vote for the walking dead…or crazy women (see Reyna’s last post).
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sisihin niyo si gloria! sya ang nagsimula ng holidays na ito.
di ba nga daw master’s thesis ni gma ang tungkol s ‘holiday economics’ sa up na hindi inaprubahan ng adviser niya. kaya nga nang maging presidente siya ay tinanggal niya sa pwesto ang nasabing adviser niya.
pakyaw for president!!!!
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@jhv!
natawa ako dun sa walking dead crazy women! hehehe! i’ll try to remember that and use it next time! hahaha!!!
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@joyjoy!
ok yong holiday economics na yan ah! i do remember, di ba meron na rin kayong ramadan holidays?
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grabeee haa exag naman sila, gusto nila palitan nallang nila ang mga names nila kasi nakakahiya un mga proposed bills nila! until now nga buendia pa ring tawag ng mga tao jan sa gil. puyat st. na yan! naman di na dapat kasi pinapakialaman un names ng mga kalye, eh di every month kelangan natin mag-update ng mapa… wait baka me business sila ng pagawaan ng mapa kaya papalit palit ng names ng mga kalye!
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pusa,
sa totoo lang ano?! either walang mga IQXYZ or talagang uupo lang at kukunin ang mga milyones na allowances at bumili nang sangkatutak na personal investments!
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Haay nako ha! kaya marami na ang mail oder bride dahil sa mga batas na mas lalaong nag papalayas ng mga Pilipina!
Ang alam lang nila ang pag papalit ng mga names!
PUSO lang ang MAY SAGING!!!
hehehe
kiss
Fendi
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HAHAHA! I LOVE MY ROBOTA! GOOD WORK ROBOTA! I will finalize your hiring papers later!!
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