HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIL!
This is not voluntary. Pwinersa nya lang ako to greet him on my site! Maligayang kaarawan Hilbertu! Gusto daw nya maging famous! So, he’s inviting me for a dinner. I told him na I only accept dinner invitation if it’s FINE DINING. Piryud. And this fine dining must have a red wine. Yong indi bumubula. Ang dining na to eh yon bang hindi tinu-turo ang pagkain. Alam nyu yun? Ayoko ko rin nang Chinese. Muntik na akong matigok nang isang kabang adyinomoto sa isang platitong kangkong. Ayoko na rin nang Dyapanis. Malay ko kung double did ang sushi na yan?! So to calm me down, nag-mamakaawa sya that I must attend daw. Kelangan talaga. Dahil ipapa-cater daw nya ang fuud galing sa Pet Smart.
Hindi nyo ba napapansin? Recall evah evah ang mga drama nang mga bansang naglalaban laban sa mga ekonomiya nila! Mga headline is like – Chinese exports banned by US! Dadali din ang China – US beef exports banned by China! – sumali din ang Pinas, White Rabbit banned by the Philippines – bumanat din ang China – yong Banana Chips from the Philippines banned by China! Sa totoo lang, batuhan lang yan!
Kaya eto ang drama nang blog ko ngayon, sinu-sinu ang nagbabatuhan at sino ba ang tinatamaan nang mga katarantaduhang to? Sa dinami-dami nang bina-ban, sa totoo lang Matilda, di ko na ma-recall kung alin ang alin!
Japan has banned British pork imports following an outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease in southern England, the Agriculture Ministry said Saturday. The highly infectious disease was confirmed Friday on a cattle farm southwest of London. It affects cows, horses, sheep and pigs, but does not harm humans.
China crackdown spares RP banana chip exports except for those exports from Cebu - Banana chip exports from Southeast Mindanao are exempt from the Chinese government’s crackdown on banana products from the Philippines, a trade official said. What the Chinese authorities seized was dried banana exported from Cebu. They say it is a totally different product and process.
Book recall? Wag na nating pag-usapan. Ganito na lang. Pumunta ka na lang nang Japan. Balita ko, tone-toneladang recall ang dapat na gawin sa bansang yan. Wala naman daw talagang gyerang nangyari nun eh, ang nakasulat sa libro nila, eh yong mga militar nila eh pumunta lang naman pala nang Disneyland. Hayaan nyo na lang sila sa mga pantasya nila. Tutal, yong food exports nang China na me mga formalin eh papunta naman sa kanila eh. Bayaan nyo silang magsabunutan.
And if you bought a lot of Fisher-Price toys na pinangregalo nyo sa mga bobo nyong syota gaya ko! Ooops sori! Check this list of Fisher Price toys that were recalled. This list contains model names and product numbers for the nearly 1 million recalled Fisher-Price toys, according to the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Tandaan, me mga lead paint po yong mga toys na yan.
Yong kwan, yong ahh… ibang mga ”toys”… Me recall din ba yon? He He He! Wag na nga nating pag-usapan, baka i-ban nang bluehost and site ko! hehehe!
New Mexico Man Paralyzed With Botulism Poisoning; Officials Eye Recall. The 52-year-old man from New Mexico’s Sandoval County, whose name was not released, was hospitalized July 26 and is in serious condition, able to only wiggle his toes, state health officials said.
Of course, alam nyo na tong recall on pet products sa daming na-chuging mga pets dito sa USA. A recall of potentially deadly pet food has dog and cat owners studying their animals for even the slightest hint of illness and swamping veterinarians nationwide with calls about symptoms both real and imagined. Here’s the list of pet products that were recalled.
Now, what about baby food? You think makakalibre yan sa mga gagong manufacturers? Eto basahin nyo. Gerber has announced a voluntary recall of their Gerber Organic Rice and Gerber Organic Oatmeal 8 ounce cereal boxes.
Ok, now what about veggies? Noong August 2006, bida ang boxed salads and salmonella at mga e-coli kulay na yan. I wonder kung merong updates ang mga recall na to. Dosedosena pa naman akong supot nang salad bumili noon. Buti na lang buhay pa ako! He He He! Paborito ko? Spring Mix. Eto mga ni-recall nila na nilamon ko! “Classic Salads,” “Classic Choice,” “Classic Greens,” “Sir Lancelot,” “Taste of the Valley,” “US Fresh” and “Valley Gold” labels.
Tumawag si Dambolino, check ko raw yong PC na nabili nya sa online. baka me recall, eh kasi nga Chinese characters daw di nya maintindihan. Sabi ko, TANGA! hindi ka lang marunong magbasa. Mali ang binili mo! Cheap mu kasi! Nun kasi, bumili din sya nang kotse. Yun bang me letter “H” sa harap. Hitachi pala ang binili nang luka-luka. Ayun, pina-kilo na lang namin. Masyado kasing mahabang extension wire and kelangan lalo na sa long driving.
KOTSE?! Di yan makaka-alpas. So instead of me telling you na either yong Ford mo, yong Chedeng mo, yong Beemer mo eh na-recall, yong Lexus mo! (Lexus?! This car is nevah evah recalled! Ok?! HeHeHe! Guess why!), eto na lang ang puntahan mo and search for your vehicle, baka mamaya pag-uwi mo de-pedal na yang sasakyan mo.
Uy, yong me mga MURANO dyan, tapos na ba yong recall ninyo? HeHeHe! Sana binayaran nang insurance mo! HaHaHa!
What about underwear? He He He! Can you imagine if they would recall that shit?! But heck! I think it actually happened in 2002 from this notorious company called Abercrombie and Bitch! I don’t know if they have become normal members of the society now. I don’t buy their clothes no more. Masyadong anti-Asian ang mga demonyong yan!
Na-a-alala ko pa nung ako eh binilhan nang nanay ko nang brip na warin sa Dibisorry. Pucha! Yong garter, nagkasunog-sunog ang singit ko!!! Tuloy, hindi ako makapag-ballet nang mga ilang araw! Yan ang hirap pag bumili ka nang cheap, mura talaga! Kaya mula non, di na ko gumagamit nang brip – minsan nga wala eh. Pero ako lang yata ang reynang na-ka boxers. O ayan, alam nyo na lahat nang personal na tinatago ko!!!
Pucha eh sa Pinas nga – DOCTORS ARE BANNED! Si Duque? Pede bang i-recall??
I know for one thing, si Diwa one-time na ban sa Bump Bar! Ahhhh hahahahaaha! Cheezzeemaxx!! Sori, Diwaaaaa!!! hahaha!
Yong mga ibinoto sa Congreso at Senado, pede bang i-recall ang mga walang pakinabang dyan? Yong PCGG, ilang dekada pa at siglo bago nila ma-recall ang mga ninakaw nang mga juedas na opisyales nong panahon nang diktador?
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pucha! ganyan ba talaga ka -healthy ang mga neurons mo? They just keep on firing! share mo naman sa ‘min kung ano man yang sikretong yan! Ginkgo ba, o kaya eh Ginseng?
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roni, ewan ko ba! epekto ba to nang adyinomoto? or nong white rabbit?
in fairness, kahit otsenta anyos na ako, di ko kelangan ang ginseng… iwawagayway lang saken ang me lab yu long time fay dullah taas na ang bandila… hehehe yun yun
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HYPER NA HYPER ahhhh….this is why ilove ur blog… para kang search engine…sobrang daming information…
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