Most annoying office habits!
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It’s out! Forbes Magazine came out with the most annoying office habits! Too bad, they did not come to our offices nor even bother to call me, I would have loved to introduce Doreen to them - boy! Is she most annoying person evah evah evah heeevvvaaahh!!! I could come out with my own Ten Worst Doreen’s List on my own! And I would do that and plaster it here. In the meantime, which one of these is your most hated shit of crap at work? I’m sure if you don’t have any Doreen, you must have a Doreen Jr. with the most annoying crap there is in the world. Wanna tell me about it?
In the meantime, here’s what Forbes is telling us:
- Leaving the office kitchen a mess.
- Getting water all over the sink in the bathroom so that when the next person leans against it, they get a line of water on their clothes.
- Turning your radio on loud enough for everyone to hear it.
- Playing solitaire on the PDA during a meeting.
- Borrowing things off a co-worker’s desk without asking or returning them.
- Eating food that’s so potent everyone in the office can smell it.
- Not putting cellphones on vibrate or silence.
- Standing around someone’s desk and talking so it’s hard for them to get them work accomplished
- Shouting over cubicles to have a conversation.
- Eating food that others bring in but never bringing in anything to reciprocate.
Warn us about your Doreen, Doreen Jr., and the most annoying things in your office! Tell us about it!
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July 25th, 2007 at 2:46 am
ibang kaso naman pag government offices dito sa pinas ang pag uusapan. eto ang aking lista:
1. nagpapa pedicure/manicure sa office during office hours.
2. nagpapa-full body massage sa office during office hours.
3. nagpapatanggal ng puting buhok.
4. lumalabas ng office during office hours with sari saring excuses like a-attend ng mass, burol, emcee sa kasal, fiesta, atbp.
5. minsan naman ay mag-a- out and in lang during lunchtime tapos maglalakwatsa na.
6. laging nagpapalibre ng lunch, snacks, pamasahe.
7. hindi ginagawa ang trabaho at kapag kailangan na mag overtime para matapos ay yayayain kang samahan sya.
8. ginagawa ang mga projects ng mga anak sa office using office supplies.
9. natutulog sa office.
ang pinaka-hate ko:
10. ang magti-text sa akin na magpapa-punch-in sa bundy clock. ayoko nga!!! (my excuse: “sorry di ko nabasa ang message mo” at kung anuano na lang.)
aba at nakagawa ng ako ng isang blog entry. anong say mo mamita?
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July 25th, 2007 at 3:00 am
OH MY GOSH! HAHAHAHA
DAY! NALOKA AKO DUN SA NUMBER 10!!!!
HAHAHA! You should have been interviewed by Forbes!!!
Ok, I’ll prepare my own list!
HAHAHA I LOVE IT!
1. Andaming dumb terminals samen:
a. When you ask them why they treat an item like that – the answer will always be like “I was told to do it that way, so I did it!â€
b. When you ask them why they sent you some documents that you had no idea about – the answer would be: “I was told to send it to you, so I sent it to you!â€.
2. Coming to work and not taking a shower you know what they would do? Splash all types of perfumes, taz makakasama mo sa elevator, alam nyu yun? pucha! Kasuka-suka talaga ang amoy!!!
3. On long week-ends na holiday ang Monday. They will call in sick on Friday and then get sick again on Tuesday.
4. The male Doreen walks around the office, attends meeting with the only English phrase he knows how to say: “He screwed up!â€, “She screwed up!â€, “They screwed up!â€, yeap and in his mind he never screw up.
5. The female Doreen walks around the office, attends meeting with the only English phrase she knows how to say: “He doesn’t know what he’s doing!â€, “She doesn’t know what she’s doing!â€, “They don’t know what they’re doing!â€, “You don’t know what you’re doing!â€
And my most hated crap shit at work?
6. Everybody blames everybody.
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July 25th, 2007 at 4:46 am
5. minsan naman ay mag-a- out and in lang during lunchtime tapos maglalakwatsa na.
hehe. trulili to. napansin ko din to non nasa DECS at DA ako.
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July 25th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Here is my list as it comes to mind, not necessarily in order of priority…
1. nagtsitsismisan lang pag wala ang pusa
2. nagsisiraan
3. nambobola mauna lang pinapagawa ng mga 2nd bosses
4. ayaw matuto para di mautusan
5. pinapakialaman ang gulo ng desk ko (pwede ba nagmumultitasking ako eh)
6. nanliligaw kahit alam na may asawa ka na (flattering nga pero kabastusan din yun noh)
7. mga inggitero at inggitera dahil mas kaya ko kesa sa kanila eh mga kalej gradweyt sila
8. inggitero at inggitera mas mataas sweldo ko sa kanila eh may papel sila at ako wala
9. lahat ng alibi para lang di makapagtrabaho (naku naman noh, ano ba inaplayan nila?)
10. boss na di marunong tumanggap ng kamalian (magpapa-type ng letter papunta sa mga USEC at ASEC, mali grammar, taz ayaw pa-edit…katigas ng ulo)
11. 2nd boss na sumisipsip sa 1st boss
12. silipan ng silipan ng kamalian ng iba…di naman marunong pumuri…kinarir na nila ang manira…
yung mga sinabi nyong lahat idagdag pa yan!
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July 25th, 2007 at 8:21 am
hellow po ulit, meron ako:
sa dati kong opis, yung sekretarya namin na ubod ng ganda, lebanese, palaging nagtatanong ng ispelling sa ‘kin!
pag me conference kami, yung mga lebanese at tunisian, (anak ng ambassador), nag-peprench ng prench, yung tunay na french, nag-iingles!, sabi ko sa kanila: maraming pranses sa mindoro, pero nag-tatagalog sila!
tin’rain ko na assistant ko na palestinian, mas marunong pa sa akin! sabi ko, di ako nag aral ng apat na taon sa kolehio for nothing!, ayun, away kami!
yung sekretarya namin, nahuli ng teaboy na nakakandong sa egyptian engineer! ayyy tsismis na to! (kanino kayang kamukha yung anak nya, sa asawa nya o dun sa egyptian.
idagdag pa lahat ng dapat idagdag!
yung perfume mo, malapit na, kaya abangaaaan!!!
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July 25th, 2007 at 11:51 am
all the list are really true and nakakaloka na talaga!
roni, yong dati naming secretary dito wala yatang alam na spelling tinatanong sa akin lahat, grrrrrr…the worst is pati boss namin minsan bolok din sa spelling!
I want to add :
* GM’s room ginagawang entertaiment room pag absent sya.
* Pag may suot kang bagong bag or shoes e tatanongin ka kaagad saan binili, kaya kapag ako tinatanong I said BAKIT BIBILI KARIN BA? TRY MONG MAGBILI NG KAGAYA NITO AT SUSUNUGIN KO ‘TONG SHOES KO IN FRONT OF YOU!
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July 25th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Hahaha! rieanne at ron:
SPILLING is true! Eh ako nga! Sekritari ko, ako pa ang nagsusulat at ginagawa na lang nya is ran the Grammar check sa Word!
Pucha! Eh sya tong KANO eh! Aboridyinis lang ako!!!
THERE ONE ANNOYING CRAP SA OPIS NAMIN pala:
Yon bang mag-bebenta tong mga itim nang mga school tickets na pati na yong school building eh ni-rarafle na?! As in tipong $5 pa po! PUCHA sa dami! Nagmukhang small business nang mga itim ditooooooo!!!!
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July 25th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
may kasabihan sa office namin “when the cat is away, it’s a holiday!”
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July 25th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
hahaha…i super as in supppeeeerrr hate #2 — Getting water all over the sink in the bathroom so that when the next person leans against it, they get a line of water on their clothes.
paglabas mo ng CR, pagtitinginan ka kase parang kang umihi sa salawal…kakantyawan ka pa na siguro um-ebs ka noh? haller! naghugas nga lang ako ng kamay ehhh!
eto naman sa min:
1. amoy paa all over!! as in!! kakainis yun nagbabaon ng istepin d2 sa opis tapos mangangamoy paa bigla…i swear, nakakahilo!!!
2. may quiet lounge kase kami d2 para sa mga night shifts and early morning shifts, naku, back to square one, amoy paa yun mga bed sheets!! nakaka suffocate!
3. yung mga kumukuha ng food sa ref
4. yun humihiram ng throw pillow or stuff toys..iidlip lang daw tapos forever na mamantsahan ng laway…eeeiiieeeiiiewwwww
5. yun parehong pamilyado na pero nag liligawan…nag-sasabihan ng iloveyou at nag d-date exclusively tapos they’re just FRIENDS lang daw - yuck!
and worst is, yun officemate na masyadong PEELING…all knowing, most high, omnipotent, righteous and the name above all name - migosh, Diyos ka ba??!!
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July 25th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Hahahahahahaaa, kaaliw naman… wala akong naeksperiyens na ganyan ha, in fairness… mababait katrabaho ko at bati kaming lahat… ang swerte ko pala…thanks for reminding me.
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July 26th, 2007 at 2:00 am
ha ha ha… so funny!!! meron din kaming doreen sa office dalawang guranish dun… they have all the qualities dun sa taas… ung isa naman feeling sobrang sexy na palaging naka body forming outfit mas malaki pa ang tyan sa kin… ung isa ang phone mapapatalon ka sa lakas pag nag ring… tapus dirty ung table nya
parang may rats running around all the time… ung isa nag quit na sobrang very miserable in every corner of her life… palagi syang may complain… and then doreen would complain if I step outside but she would go sit at the bosses office to blah blah for 30 mins twice a day. minsan sobra pa…. sa sobrang miserable nya sa buhay nya pati ako na sisigawan… eh uubra ba ang sungit na sa kin ah multi kara ako… nilabas ko ung crazy attitude ko >>>>did I tell you na multiple personality ako… buti na lang walang tao…
iniinis nila ako samantalang busy akong mag search online mga bwisit na yan… daldal ng daldal sa office ko eh nag update ako ng myspace… sobrang distruction sila sa life ko…. kakainsi
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July 26th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Malen! hehehe ganun din sa opis namin ang number 5! As in ang mga puti! feeling omnipotent ang mga juedaes!!!
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July 26th, 2007 at 2:13 am
kuta!
you want some insane excitement and stress at work? work ka samin. ang amin ang tinatawag na tunay na racetrack.
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July 26th, 2007 at 2:20 am
pink biik, welcome back! saan saang mud river ka ba napupunta!
and talking about MAD RIVER BAR! musta na pala ang boyfriend owner ko dun? i never got to call him no more! give nya me yong biz card nya! ga-treat nya me sa super nicey nicey bar nya for free drinks and introduced me to some of his friends, did u get to meet him? gwapo nya daaaayyyy!!!! first love ko sya uy!
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July 26th, 2007 at 3:27 am
ay oo nga… miss na miss ka na nga nya… sabi nya he will never break your heart…. Oink oink ay may cake ako at saka pansit palabok gaya ni yaya… punta ka dito after work mo bukas if you like babaan kita ng phood!
anyway, si matilda nawalan ng boses… kakatawa panay text lang dahil sa aborido ako kay doreen di ko na sya na text
hey i have been broadcasting your site to my batchmates ganyan ko kamahal ang site mo masyado akong attach sa kanya.
speaking of where I have been, ginalit ako ni doreen!!! tapus birthday ng anak ko so medyo pretending busy ang kababuyan ko! oink oink.
teka nga maka ligo at lumalala ang amoy biik ko
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July 26th, 2007 at 3:27 am
ay san si chuva?
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July 26th, 2007 at 3:34 am
Si Chuva? Duda ko me candlelight dinner tsaka si Diwatang Byaning.
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July 26th, 2007 at 5:32 am
uy pwede yunnnnn!!!! isang baklush at isang matun!!!
*salbahe mode*
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July 26th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
busy kami no… ni hindi na nga kami nagkikita o naguusap ni ate eh busy sya, busy ako sa mga ppp at reviewme lol.
kamusta na reyns?
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