Bottled water, anyone?!

July 10, 2007 by reyna10 · 10 Comments
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BACK TO TODAYs STORY:

Ohhh!!! The joys and wonders of progress! Who else could be a better spokesperson on this kundi ako! A triple social klimber!

But of course! Before when asked, “You drink tap water? Are you crazy?” Sagot ko? Hell nooo! I only drink bottled water.” Sosyalera ako, remember? Besides, Manila’s tap water isn’t safe. Di ba? Ok, halos matigbak tigbak ako last 2005 when I drank tap wootah. But after a week, I got used to it. Ok na naman ako. But think about it, if Manila’s tap water isn’t safe, don’t you think solve yong population explosion natin? Anybody? Anybody? Am I right? Am I right??

Bottled woootah.

Sa mga sosyalerang kagaya ko, we are the creatures who doesn’t drink tap woootah we buy bottled woootah. Here in Philadelphia, bottled woootah comes in not only different sizes, it comes in different flavah. Lemon drops, dinikdik na gumamela, strawberry, papaya pati anghit nang buwaya meron sila.

Now, if you want to stay at some of the finest hotels? They have invented a new word. It’s called, “water sommeliers” to advise diners on which water to drink with different courses. O, laban, kayo?

You go to Rustans, Ever or SM Food Mart and you will see a gamuth and whole wide world of bottled water types that are crowding the aisles, the shelves, di ba? Eh kahit nasa hita na nong saleslady, meron pa! You see a lot of woootah! Spring woootah! Mineral woootah! Purified wootah! Distilled wootah! Carbonated woootah! Oxygenated woootah! Caffeinated woootah! Meron bang decaffenated? And vitamin-enriched whatever chuvalais woootah! Now, that’s a lottta woootah ladies and gentlemen!

But do you know exactly what’s going on behind the manufacture of all these woootahs? I mean, in Manila I know for one in our condo that bottled woootah is actually coming from nah - not some icy mountains in East Ortigas, rather, galing lang po sa gripo! Ok?! GRRRRIIIPOOO! Intiendecitos? That’s when I woke up at natapos ang aking pantasya as one social klimber.

Not only that - just how many franchises are there na pumutok sa Pinas because of this bottled wootah at distilled chuvalais aber? You could actually find one bottling tindahan all over the place. Saan galing ang tubig? Sa GRRRIIIIPOOOO!!!!

So, what’s the difference. Basahin yong nakatatak sa gripo!

Ngayon, bakit patuloy tayong mega-buy nang bottled woootah?

Why Cinderella? Why?

Here - click this link and you will find out what I mean.

Let’s protect the environment from bottled woootah!!!

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