New live search

July 8, 2007 by reyna10 · 25 Comments
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NEW & IMPROVED SEARCH BUTTON

I know that there’s a lot of seaches going on in my site that ends up on 404 fence and eye em so sooory because I rearranged the categories to make you crazy with the whole intention that I should only have a short list of categories unlike before where I have the whole encyclopedia mirriam wiki-wiki blog-di-obra chuvalinga of 12 pages as my category. Remember that?! Heck! I had a category within - within! (!) da dang category!

Result? Some of my unique visitors indeed believed that there are a lot of engkantadas in here who grabs and hides the blog article that they are searching for. It’s like mah site leaves a really nasty taste after they’ve search and all they had was a 404 fence!

Well?! Cry no more Matilda! I found a live search dildo! Now, this is only for wordpress blogs so, this dildo might not work for your blog if you have it on some walimamblang blog platform, understood?

I thought it’s really nice! He He He! See how shallow I am?! It really fits right into the whole engkantadas, engkantados, tantados stalking my site! As you enter a word on the search box, it’s like magical coz you see right below what you’re looking for LAYVVV! How cool is this?! See? my needs are simple! I just really would like this site to be a lot easier to my readers!

BLOGLINES

To all of you who are listed under my blogroll - I added you into my feed on BLOGLINES. Since eye em only da one doing this and I am not equivalent to one universal viral kowaaabunggga, don’t expect your juice or your page rank to shoot off the roof! But am sure, it will have an effect as I know how we all love to be linked, right? Except that even if YOU don’t link me (read: u hate reyna don’t you?! don’t you!), it’s ok. It doesn’t bother me. I linked you because I like your ass. That’s all. And I saw something in your attitood that ah really like. Dutch all that matters. So, if you still didn’t see your name on my blogroll, dang - leave me some violent comments so I would remember.

Be sure that you posted something in your blog that makes reyna quivah wid laughtah or cry like a reevah and am sure you’ll get mah attenshun - better still, send me the link sweetheart or if you’re one hunkah hunka handsome guy, send me yo’ fone numbah!

Now, if you’re one of those blog freaks who are literary-challenged but super-intelligent in grabbing and copying other’s articools and claiming as yow own? Ey em gonna shit on you bloody grr~!@#$%^-unprintable! You bettah move to the island Walakutshya-walabaya-uya-uya 20 degreees south northeast right below the eastah eyeland because eye em so gonna touch you with this blazing red numbering cow steel!

Whew!

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