What’s wrong with these news?!

by reyna20 on May 25, 2007

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I took this one on today’s Inquirer news. Have a look. Do you notice something distinctively wrong with the news headlines?

BASAHIN MU…

TITIGAN…

GAMITAN NANG MAGNIFYING GLASS…

HULAAN!

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michael May 25, 2007 at 9:29 am

i think its the Sr.Thursday……

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reyna elena May 25, 2007 at 10:46 am

Hmmm… he he he! I like what you saw! It’s not the right answer but it reminded me of the case about a sign:

Private Property No Trespassing Allowed

So? Nag-tresspass yong lalaki and went fishing.
The owner of the property sued him for trespassing.

Case was dismissed.

Why? Sabi kasi nang defendant, he read it as:

“Private Property? No. Trespassing Allowed.”

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kutang bato May 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm

it’s the fact that manila’s no.2 cop was shot dead and then it later says that manila is the safest place!

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gudo May 25, 2007 at 1:30 pm

hirap naman… naduling na ‘ko di ko pa rin makita. ano ba yan… sirit na!

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reyna elena May 25, 2007 at 10:16 pm

and da winner? kutaaaa!!! you get tons of babolgam!!!!

If you didn’t see it: it says:

Makati’s No. 2 cop shot dead

- right below it says:

Manila now the safest place to live.

Ok.

What gives?!

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kutang bato May 26, 2007 at 4:10 am

*bow* *bow*

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reyna elena May 26, 2007 at 11:28 am

~* abot babolgam to kuta *~

here’s another one:

Natanso sila!

2007-05-26: Bohol towns to get Palace reward for 12-0. TU sweep
2007-05-26: Fake P500, P1,000 bills proliferate in Bohol

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reynz May 27, 2007 at 1:27 am

more:

dysfunctional families:

08:19pm Mark Jimenez now cries kidnap
08:09pm Carol Jimenez calls agents who rescued her ‘heroes’

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ghandee May 27, 2007 at 10:34 am

nag-iiwan ng bakas

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Filipinayzd May 30, 2007 at 2:01 am

Boooo

MAKATI‘s (not Manila’s) no. 2 cop shot dead
MANILA (not Makati), Davao, Cebu now safest places

Gimme that babulgam!

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reynz May 30, 2007 at 2:21 am

@Filipinayzd!

yoko nga! he he he! (i know what you mean! eh kaso, makati, pakati, lakati, wasig, wandaluyong – lahat yan manila yan samin.

eh kasi ba naman, so tigbakan sa makati, taz safest sa manila? lokohin nila lelang nilang panot! isang taon kami sa espana no?! at di yon safe na lugar pagka gabi.

hati tayo babolgam!

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Filipinayzd May 30, 2007 at 5:41 am

Pinoy ka nga. Nagpapalusot pa. Jowk! hehehe

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c5 May 30, 2007 at 11:15 am

You want a safe CITY? Go to Olongapo! :)

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Filipinayzd June 1, 2007 at 2:13 am

“What’s wrong with this post?!” dapat yung title nitong blog entry. Pa-epal lang po. :D

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Filipinayzd June 1, 2007 at 2:17 am

“MAKATI’s no. 2 cop shot dead” is a news while “MANILA, Davao, Cebu now safest places” is an opinion”.

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 2:22 am

Pssst! Anong “pa-epal”?

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bea June 1, 2007 at 3:06 am

hehehe inang, “epal” is an expression po. ito po ay isang salitang-kalye. napansin ko ang mga gumagamit niyan ay yung mga teenagers dito, yun bang mga katulad ko ang edad whehehehe. matagal ko na iniisip how it originated. but i can only think of one thing. palagay ko lang po, it came from the expression “pagpapel.” kasi kapag masyado kang pumapapel, “epal” ang tawag sa yo. sometimes, it could also mean, “nagpapapansin.”

i have never used the expression, though. but whenever i hear it, i get curious as to how it originated and at the same time i get amazed at how these young people invent new words.

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 3:15 am

he he he ganun? so EPAL pala ako? imagine, ah been epal for all these years and i noticed wala na namang pomopoori sakin?! he he he!

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Filipinayzd June 1, 2007 at 3:22 am

Sabi ko, ako ang pa-epal. Ayan, umaray ka. Tinamaan ka siguro. Hahaha

It is a slang for ‘papansin’ from the word ‘papel’ (role). Yan ang itinawag sa akin ng frends ko nung hindi nila inienterteynment yung mga mesij ko nung nag-confe kami.

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 3:29 am

Sensya na po! me ADD at ADS po ako! he he he! besides, ano bang mga terms yan? so when i go back sa pinas, sign language na lang ba me coz na FILIPINAYZD na nang todo ang populeyshun?

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bea June 1, 2007 at 3:31 am

hehehe inang, tama po si filipinayd, he was referring to himself and not to you.

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bea June 1, 2007 at 3:41 am

hmn, inang, dyan sa blag mo, ask ka sa mga readers mo ng mga bagong lingo pati meaning para hindi ka mag-sign language when u get here hehehe

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 3:42 am

FILIPINAYZD! kabayo man an! nalingaw ako! uragon ka man palan! kumusta na ‘noy?! ika palan idtong atot atot kami ki kakaolok kan post mong napaputang ina ka sa araw nang wika he he he

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 3:44 am

bea, alam mo naman ang language ko sa manila, winawagayway ko lang yong php300 na globe load o di me bitbit na naman ang lola mo! he he he!

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bea June 1, 2007 at 3:54 am

hehehehe aba, yan ang sign language hehehehe

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c5 June 1, 2007 at 3:57 am

Sa kin Inang kahit wala kang bitbit na 300 Globe load pagbabaunan kita!!! ;) Although mas ok yung 300 na Globe load… =))

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 3:59 am

cee he he he! wa biro, sophisticated na sila no? di na yata tumatanggap nang load na walang kasamang ref! i mean, mataas na ang mga rates!

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bea June 1, 2007 at 4:01 am

aba, na-curious tuloy ako at nag-CIA nang konti (konti lang hehehe) tungkol sa mga salitang kalye na yan.

may isang website akong nakita na gumawa ng isang diksyeneri sa mga ganyang salita. ang mga pinoy talaga, nakakatuwang mag-isip. kung ikaw ay nalolongkot at nalolombay tapos omoolan at wala kang magawa sa bohay, bisitahin mo itu: http://www.klockworkx.com/copongcopong/

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c5 June 1, 2007 at 4:03 am

mas ok *KUNG* may 300 na Globe load…(typo, sorry)

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 4:10 am

bea! ok yun ah! :-)

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reynz June 1, 2007 at 4:16 am

je doit aller au lit maintenant! I need to go to bed now! else i turn into a frog! au revoir mga anak! boookas uli!

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c5 June 1, 2007 at 4:24 am

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