My new part-time employer

by reyna20 on May 19, 2007

Yeap. You heard it right. I have a part-time job. My part-time employer is Diwa. She hired me as her ghost writer. Eh, palibhasa maraming engkanto here in my site, that makes me the super-engkanto then. She is giving me 50% ownership of her enterprise. Ano pa nga ba, eh di engkanto business din. You see, parehas kaming chinugi nang oogol. So, nawalan kami nang income. She found one doing this one:

 

and so far, maligaya ang Diwa. Lumalaki raw ang kanyang private venture and she’s expanding kaya she decided to offer me the job. Ok na di ba? I mean, we should never refuse money coming in. Kesehodang $3.00 at 50%, o di may I earn $1.50. Pede nang pantray-sikel di ba? Sandali ha? *hanap kalkaleytor!* O di Php69 din yon! ($1.50 x Php46).

You see, this is even better than ooogol. Why? Yong mga tiga ooogol kasi, they will just lump you in one column and then you are destined forever in that column. They have the worst justice ever! No investigation, no nothing. If they find out that someone has been clicking your site like crazy, you are sooooo done. Period. It may not even be your fault. I wonder if you could sue them? I mean, if you are not allowed to get business with them, then that’s not fair. We have Supreme Courts to decide on this matter. I hope someone starts the ball rolling on this one!

Ok, back to my part-time employer. Since, ayaw pa akong i-approve nitong Get Laid dun sa www.how2audit.com dahil ala pa syang 90 days after me giving birth sa site na yan, I told my new employer that I’ll work for her. But!!!!! when that time comes na approve na ako nang Get Laid, I have to tender my resignation sa kanya. ABA! NAMURA AKOOO!!!!

ABA! Walang ginawa ang aking part-time employer, i-pressure nang i-pressure ako! Kahapon pa! As in, walang tigil ang tanong! Kelan ka ba mag-iistart! Punong puno na ang inbox ko nang mga assignments sa kanya! Umaapaw na! Alas dose na nang gabi! Tumatawag pa rin na kelangan tapusin ko yong assignment ko! Grabe! Pressured na pressured ako dito sa part-time employer ko!

So, this morning, I told Diwa – Iiiiiiiiiiiiii    QUIT ~!@#$%^&!~~!

He He He!

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diwatangbyaning May 19, 2007 at 3:15 am

FIRED! Nakita mo bang exit malapit sa desk mo…

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reynz May 19, 2007 at 3:22 am

Teka, sinabi ko lang I quit. Di pa official yon no? I still have not given you my resignation letter, di ba? Maghintay ka lang. Wala pa akong kinikita.

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diwatangbyaning May 19, 2007 at 3:27 am

ano to kelangan pa ng black and white?

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reynz May 19, 2007 at 3:29 am

Wala pa akong kinikita sa yo ano? Ba’t ako mag-reresign?! Grrr!!! Kakwartahan muna kita then lalayasan na kita. Di ba ganun?

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bea May 19, 2007 at 5:13 am

hehehe inang, may bago ka ng doreeeeeeen!!!!!

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diwatangbyaning May 19, 2007 at 5:43 am

he he he mga indecent proposals ko kay Inang. Talaga namang ginatawagan ko pa sya nong isang araw para sa contract na yan! Kaya lang pressure talaga sa akin. LOL. 12 ang gusto kong isulat nya. At gusto ko move on the double!!! Hindi pinagaantay ang dtung! Feeling ko nga para akong nakikipag deal sa kanya sa Recto eh ha ha ha…

Busy kasi naman ako no. Am working double jobs tapos nagkasawa agad ako. Tapos eto pa ngang blogging na part time job namin ng kaopisina kong si Chuva. Saksakin nyo na lang kaya ako! waaaahhh

Eto na naman ako. Mega puyat. Kumita lang ng konting barya pang-kape man lang sa Shangri-la Hotel he he he…

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ros May 19, 2007 at 12:35 pm

Inang,
please get your code here…I nominated your blog heheh

http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/15435

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reynz May 19, 2007 at 1:02 pm

OH MY GWAD! I need this! I need this to feed my ego! Kelangan ko nang baon neks week! IIII NEEEEDDD THIIIISSS! Yeeehhaaa! He He He!

Thank you ROS!!!

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diwatangbyaning May 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm

Salamat din Tita Ross. Anu ba yan? Pagkakaperahan ba yan? he he he.. Kamusta ka na? Hilo pa ba? Kelan ka naman a-attend ng blog conference US chapter???? Ingat!

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diwatangbyaning May 19, 2007 at 4:15 pm

Inang tsk tsk. Dami mong pinakawalang DOLARS! dami ng opps na yan. Ngayon wiz na.=(

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reyna elena May 19, 2007 at 4:17 pm

ano yon? as in pag-send mo, oramismo kong isusulat kahit na nasa border ako nang New York at Pennsylvania sa turnpike?

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ros May 20, 2007 at 9:04 am

DIWA,

Blog Conference US chapter?

next year…i might pero ang layo nyo sa Cali eh…pwede tayo meet halfway? LOL

Hindi uso ang hilo sa akin…dumating akong Sunday ng hapon, lunes umaga..kumakayod na heheh

Musta na? ano yan racket nyo ni inang ha?

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ros May 20, 2007 at 9:06 am

Inang,

pwede mong dagdagan yan ADD mo…pwede namn daw self nomination eh har har har…

Dagdagan mo pa ng categories…
boboto ko na lang kayo…

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reynz May 20, 2007 at 9:48 am

@ross, teka lang, bat California? 7 hours ka lang from Italy to either New York or Philadelphia anak, eh daan ka muna here on your way to California. Then, guluhin natin ang bahay nang soulmate mo! he he he!

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c5 May 20, 2007 at 3:20 pm

grabe, antok na antok na ko…di na ko makatagal…bukas nalang ng umaga ha…babalik ako! :)

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diwatangbyaning May 21, 2007 at 2:39 am

lubusin mo na bakasyon mo sa us! daan ka man lang dito ng makalanghap ng hanging east coast!

yong get laid ang bagong raket ngayon. alam mo na yon diba?

Ross gusto mong pu-mart-time sa racket ko? busing-busy na kasi ako. pagod na madalas. kailangan ko ng manunulat eh. okay ba sa tagalog? lol iingat lang at baka alam mo na…

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chuva May 21, 2007 at 2:50 pm

$ nyeta ka diwa ha – - ang dami mong posts! approved na ba lahat yon? dugo at pawis ba ni reynz yon? kaya naman itong si reynz masyadong marami ang blessings eh.. panay ang charity! ;)

$ reynz, lika na – sunod ka na sa manila – - andun nako this friday…let’s go!!!!!!

$ ross – thanks for the nomination – pero hindi mo magets kung nominated ako for gossip, entertainment, stuff etc… anu nga va?

$ tita cee – - pakita sa akin ang mga ari-ariang binebenta ha? saleswoman mo ko sa estados unidos.. kita tayo ng malaki! ;)

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c5 May 21, 2007 at 2:52 pm

may naimbento ako ulit na term… mopoegging naman.

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c5 May 21, 2007 at 2:55 pm

chuva!!! online ka!!! :) mwahhh!!!

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diwatangbyaning May 21, 2007 at 6:01 pm

ngek! sariling sikap lahat yon. sa kakapirangut na angie kakandakuba, tuyot at puyat ako lol. kailangan doble kayod. para di lang double job lol.

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reyna elena May 21, 2007 at 10:29 pm

chuva ha? nakakairita ka! kausap lang kita sa Singapore, tapos sinagot ko yong tawag mo nasa Malaysia, tapos etong post mo is Hongkong? Sino ka? Pinalitan mo na ba si Condi Rice? When are you gonna be in Shanghai para visit mo yong aking Italian classmate na look alike ni JFK! I think you met him, right?

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reyna elena May 21, 2007 at 10:30 pm

also, wala … puro diwa ni diwa yong mga sinulat nya! mahirap pala mag part time ki diwa as in, pag binalibag ka nang assignment, kelangan gawin mo agad agad oramismo right now ngayon din which I can’t do!!!!! eeeeeee!!! pano ako magkaka angie nito?!

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diwatangbyaning May 22, 2007 at 3:39 am

pambihira naman kasi ang agawan ng post don. ngayon meron.. mag ni-take mo wiz na?^&$@W%^%^() ano yon si flash????

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