Crazy things happen when I take off my crown!

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Anyway - Yeah, France, hirap nitong koronang latang darigold! Kelangan mapalitan na to nong Plastic daw na Dairy Queen. Ngeee!!!

Anyway, pag ina-alis ko korona ko, there are so many crazy things that happens. Wanna know one?

Eto.

Yong neighbor namin sa condo, DALAGA. MAGANDA. Kaya lang walang pera. He He He! But anyway, kinursunada ako. Yong mga tao dun sa condo hihimataying nung malaman! He He He! So, one day isang araw, she knocked on the door, open ko naman, ABA! ang bruhita. Me bitbit, dessert! Kung gusto ko raw. Eh, pinapasok ko naman. Yong maid namin, humahagikhik. Tiningnan ko maid namin na - “Wag kang iimik dyan kundi ila-lampaso kita!”, so iniwan kamiÂ doon sa sala.

Grabe!!!

I was under interrogation nung babae! Kulang na lang tanungin kung gano kahaba…Â yong pasensya ko sa kanya! Pero, you know what she was wearing? Naka - jeans na labas yongÂ Â guhit guhit nang panti - alam nyo yon?! tsaka naka spaghetti, alang bra! ‘Nyeta!Â - gusto kong sabunutan!!! Gusto kong pangaralan! (Mag-bihis ka nga babae!!!)

Pero, dahil ngaÂ love thyÂ neighbor, pa-smile smile lang ako! Tapos hiningi yong isangÂ litrato ko. Ewan kung saan ibebenta. So that was that.

Then - one day isang araw again, naninigarilyo ako sa labas, she called me. “Rainier - I need yourÂ help. Sira kasi yong TV ko, at kelangang maayos. Pakia-ayos naman, please.” Sabi nya. So pers kestyon ko - Asan ba ang TV na yan? Sagot nya - “Nasa kwarto ko!” EEEEEEEEE!!! Nangatog tuhod koooo! As in asan ang Sonja pag kelangan ko?!!!!!! Eh di gumawa ako nang kung ano anong drama wag lang maka-apak sa four corners nang kwarto nya dahil sa-sapak-sapakinÂ ko sya dun!

So, I called Silvia.Â Sino sya? Sia yong aking wife #2 pag wala si Sonja. I asked Silvia to come over on a weekend. Dahil yon ang araw na andito yong babaeng yan. Den, pagdating dito, we kiss each other sa harap nitong babaeng eto. Isang important request ko ki Silvia. Wa mong ilalabasÂ dila mo, else itutulak kita dito sa 6thÂ floor.Â So, ayun. Hinintay ko. Di dumating.

Hindi ko na nakita si Silvia.

Ni ayaw nang bumisita sa site ko.

KahitÂ mag-teks ‘la na.

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34 Sweet Responses to “Crazy things happen when I take off my crown!”

ghandee (136 comments.) Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:07 am
hahaha! eh anong nangyari dun sa girl na muganda at dalagang bukid? hehe. natuloy ka bang umapak sa apat na sulok ng kwarto nya? nasapak mo ba? o ibang sapak ginawa mo? ahihihi.

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:15 am
that would be the next episode: Abangan ang susunod na kabanata! he he he!

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:26 am
ay bitin…o sige…alis kami ng watwit ko…may meeting kami dun sa QC…pero kakain pa kaya andi-andito pa habang di pa tuluyang nakaalis…

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ey (20 comments.) Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:08 am
ang lakas ng tawa ko sa kwento mo reyna! nai-imagine ko! hahaha! eh why not take off the crown for a little bit longer? di nga?! aabangan ko ang susunod na kabanata…. c”,)

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diwatangbyaning (101 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:53 am
Hmmm may-tinatago ka pa lang ka-tomboyan?

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bea Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:43 am
hahaha, diwa, natawa ako sa sinabi mo

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ghandee (136 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:54 am
mga frens… suggest naman kayo ng mugandang domain name. ahehehe.

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
tungkol saan ba yung website na ilalagay mo?

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
ako? me bahid nang katomboyan?! eeeeewwww!!!!

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diwatangbyaning (101 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Pars kamusta na? ha ha ha tama ba? Pars ba o Pards? LOL — Wala kasi akong katomboyan sa katawan kaya hindi ko alam.

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diwatangbyaning (101 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
try mo ghandee ang ghandee gandah babaeh lol.

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ghandee (136 comments.) Says:
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:32 pm
mamacee, asian readers ang target ko. naisip ko nga asiatix.com

diwa… hehehe. baka walang pumasok sa site ko nyan dahil di naman babae si ghandee. hahaha.

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 1:22 am
HINDI BABAE SI GHANDEEEEEEE????????!!!!!!!!

e ano pala????

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reynz Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 2:34 am
asiatix.com? ano yan? insayklopidya britanika???

ANOOO??? HINDI BABAE SI GHANDEEEEE?????!!!!

Ano sya? Palaka?

NALOLOKA NA AKO SAYO GHANDEEE HA?!

Maghubad ka nga para malaman namin ang classification mo!!!

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 3:26 am
oops oops oops oops oops!!! ano gusto mong gawin sa site mo ha, porno???

pahipo mo nalang ghandee!!! ay! segzhual harazment yun!

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reynz Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 3:30 am
Ekkkkkk!!! AYAW! Ah-ah! NEVAH! EVAH EVAH EVAH!

Gusto ko lang namang tulungan check yong proper box eh.

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 3:50 am
atakot ka paratangan kang tomboy ka? ha? HA?

hehehehe

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ghandee (136 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 4:50 am
hahaha. ang kukulit nyo! hehe. nabubuang na nga ko kakaisip dito eh. atsaka di ko rin alam kung san ako kukuha ng domain name, ng hosting. waahhhh.

pero di nga? shomboy ba talaga ang mahal na reyna? huwaahhhh.. ang buong akala ko eh streyt ka! huhuhu

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 4:54 am
ghandee,

dah’ling, sweetiepie! klik mo yong BLUEHOST!!! Eeeeeee!!!

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 4:55 am
teka! teka! teka!

DIWA! anotong ginagawa mo’t ginagawa mo kong byaning?!

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 5:33 am
streyt boyz!!! hahahaha

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 5:35 am
…ang type nya…

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diwatangbyaning (101 comments.) Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 6:13 am
sayang reyn kung lesbiana ka lang! hmft! he he he
magtayo tayo reyn ng union para sa mga Doreen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at ikaw naman ghandee baka ma boys don’t cryola ka jan… ha ha ha… yan ang ipangalan mo BOY’S DON’T CRY tribute mo kay teena brandon watevah-evah…

Bablush… sumilip lang ako…

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 1:10 am
tumigil ka nga diwa! eh eto nga sangkatutak na problema ko wenever i take off my crown gagawin mo pa akong tibo! anong gagawin kon un aber?!

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tatish (2 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 1:12 am
Diwa, kaninang umaga bumulaga sa akin ang malaking poster ng isang party list. at akala ko, ikaw ang tumatakbong candidate hehehehe. kasi ba naman, ang pangalan ng party list ay DIWA hahahahaha. tapos binasa ko yung maliliit na teksto sa ibaba. ang nakalagay, Democratic Independent Workers Association . Akala ko talaga nagtayo na kayo ni inang ng pary list para sa mga Doreen hahaha

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tatish (2 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 1:15 am
ay, inang, bakit po nawala yung comment ko?

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c5 (167 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 1:51 am
hahahaha…bea, baka nga!!!

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diwatangbyaning (101 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Eh di Ina makiki-pag-babato-bato-pik tayo sa mga kalahi sa cuidad.

Ha ha ah Tita, Anlala ha! Pero pwede din! Naman! Lisanin ang mga Doreen… I nominate Ina for Vice-Pres ng Union laban sa mga Doreen…

Vice lang sya! Kasi ako founder no!

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 2:59 am
Wez di kwento mo ang doreen mo kung ikaw ang foundershun! Sino Doreen sa buhay mo??

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reyna elena (610 comments.) Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 3:00 am
bat dito! dun mo kwento si doreen sa DOREEN! anoba!

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