A clothesline story.
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Did you notice that most maids have the best shaped-noses? I don’t know about you pero most of those who worked for us eh talagang ang gaganda? Well, let me tell you a story while we are continuing with our Cities in the United States lesson for today ladies and gentleman.
I honestly don’t know why I am flying to Prague when all I could do is go to Chicagoland and find me the best Chicago plastic surgeon. You see, growing up in da province is difficult. Like Bea, I have to take the tarsikol, ride in a jeepney with fish and chickens altogether inside! Ugh! Di ba ganon yon? And then if the jeepney rans into some engine trouble, what do we do? Well, aside from scratching some posporo out there, we push the darn jeep with our face! That’s what happened to my nose. It’s wide and flat and literally occupies mah fayzzzzz! Ugh! I gotta look good you know?! Vanity! Vanity! Vanity!
When I was a kid growing up in Bundokland, Barrio Siete, I remember my lola telling me that I have to put this ipit into my nose para daw tatangos! Which I did! Trust me! Did you do this? TELL ME THE TRUTH! You! You da one reading this! Wag kang mag-sinungaling! You are as guilty as I am! No wonder yong nanay mo could not even find any more ipit because everyone in the family has it dangling in their noses! Bwa ha ha ha!
Well our kasambay does this. She does! In the beginning, I really thought that she was just making fun of herself! But what effect would that do anyway? All I know is that lumapad po ang ilong nya! He He He! Trust me, all the earnings she’s getting from washing clothes would not be enough to pay for a visit at some Chicago plastic surgeon.
But, did it work for you?!
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9 Comments on A clothesline story.
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chuvachienes on
Sun, 11th Feb 2007 5:10 pm
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diwatangbyaning on
Sun, 11th Feb 2007 5:54 pm
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c5 on
Sun, 11th Feb 2007 11:47 pm
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c5 on
Sun, 11th Feb 2007 11:48 pm
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c5 on
Sun, 11th Feb 2007 11:51 pm
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chuvachienes on
Mon, 12th Feb 2007 2:55 am
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bea on
Mon, 12th Feb 2007 4:02 am
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c5 on
Mon, 12th Feb 2007 2:50 pm
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Reyna Elena on
Thu, 15th Feb 2007 1:50 am
nakakalowka ang mga subjects mo today ha! from maids to chicago plastic surgeons.. ano ba nangyayari sa kaharian?? 
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hahaha hahahaha chuva!!!
pero Reyn ginagawa ko yan dati..kasi muka daw tinumpok na kamatis ilong ko sabi ng nanay ko…
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hehehe…buti nalang nakuha ko sa hukay ilong ng tatay ko…
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pitik-pitik…
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o..sabay-sabay ang mga pitik nyan! lahat pinitik ko kasi open in new tab ginawa ko…load sila lahat ng di nawawala ginagawa ko
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ha-ha! lamat sipayb. ikaw talaga ang ma-aasahan. ano, kita mo ba mga pitik ko? lam’ mo naman, nabored ako kanina kaya ayun!
kita ko mga resulta ng lastas ko tumaas! chienes chenalyn ever!! lamat ulit!
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hehehehe chuva, wag kang malowka sa post na yan ng reyna. rumaraket na rin ngayon yan tulad ko hehehe. yang mga nakikita mong mga links na yan sa bawat post niya, binibigyan siya ng pandagdag na pang-tuition ng mga boylets niya hehehe
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oo chuva, ang sarap! kaya nga yun ang bago kong hobby ngayon…ang pumitik ng pumitik! o diva, i skrats yur bak, yu skrats mayn…wi skrats deyr baks, dey skrats awrs…diva, mga diwata?
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@ Chuva
Sampu tong mga artikols na to na i wrote for b2p he he he c/o Bea yong aking General Sales Manager. HA HA HA I also asked b2p if it’s ok na maiblog ko sila which i will do. Kakatuwa nga, as i know, magtatanong kayo - ano ba ang nangyari ki reyna at mga rhinoplasty ang nasa utaks? Well, nag=raraket lang at kulang ang pambili nang ref. you know… he he he
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