From the monthly archives:

December 2006

100 things to do before machugi ako!

by reyna17 on December 30, 2006

Sa lahat nang mga naligaw sa site na to, na-praning at nabibigyan nang mga kaulolan sa buhay, happy new sa inyo, sana patuloy ang ating mga ka-praningan dahil dun lang lalakas ang ating mga tuhod sa mga anomalyang nangyayari sa ating kapaligiran in otha wodz, that’s just how we face life re-a-li-ties, that is, pagtawanan. [...]

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Driving insanities sa Metropolitan Manila

by reyna17 on December 29, 2006

Kung ikaw ay sanay mag-drive sa Yuropa, Chingapur, Ustrellya at Estados Unidos, mapa-praning ka if you ever drive sa highways and byways dito sa ating lupang hinirang kung saan karamihan senyo ay tinuli.
Eto ang sasabihin ko senyo: magrosaryo na kayo at magnovena sa lahat nang santo-santitos na sana eh safe ang driving NILA sa kalsada [...]

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Will I ever find one like him again? (Part 3)

by Rainier on December 28, 2006

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I have a dream
Eye heb a dream! Bakit sila lang ba? Eye heb this gram plam na magkaron nang red carpet party sa balay ko. Pasasalamat sa aking ilang taong pango-ngopya sa business school. Matatapos na rin ako. Pasasalamat din sa aking mga nauto at pinag-aral uli ako.
Balak kong hakutin at [...]

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Ormoc’s deadly fire!

by reyna17 on December 27, 2006

I’m pissed and angry! Putangina talaga! Sa buray ka ni ina nyang mga yodiputang an na tagsadiri kan buayang tindahan na an! Dapat kaan sirilabon so kaluluwa!
I saw the footage of the department store on fire in Ormoc City. Here in the Philippines, they show the footage raw! To the bones! I was shocked!
We were [...]

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Will I ever find one like him again? (Part 2)

by reyna08 on December 26, 2006

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Inside the car, I was crying like you could not have imagined. Dati naman kasi, pahikbi hikbi lang ako. (Beaaa! Paki-abot nga nang panyu!!!) I mean this time? Uma-atungal ako! Hagulhul evah evah! Kumakalog ang kotse ko while I cry! Flooded na pati passenger’s side. Meanwhile, “I hope you dance!”? pa ang [...]

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We were all going to BED, (On the turd day op krismas!)

December 25, 2006

Eye wander what Joey’s doing now??Said bababa daw sya nang bundok ngayon. Wala namang tawag. Hmmmm… Baka nag-enjoy sa bundok? Back to bed… I slept the whole day… kulog man ulo ko ‘day from last night!
Morris, on the other hand, is like one of the nurses here who is excitedly praning sa date namin mamya!?He’s [...]

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In fairness (!) On the second day op krismas!

December 24, 2006

Piktapos naming rumampa sa Remedios – pero take note(!), in fairness (why is this damn word used like crazy here?!) nagsimba kami! hokey? Nag-banal kami! Tandaan!

In fainess! In fairness! In fairness! I hear it on the radio! On TV! Sa moll, dito sa condo! What is going on in fairness? In fairness is what? What [...]

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I really love it here! (On the 1st day of Xmas!)

December 23, 2006

After unloading all of our boxes and luggages at the condominium, Joey and I decided to drive around. This was around 2:30 or 3:00 am! Eh, di naman kami makatulog eh!
So we drove to… 

(Sori po Nanay, hindi ko kayi iniinsulto! SomLangit nawa kalulWa nyo! Sori po Ma!)
Yeap… an lugar nang mga phuta. He He He Lahat nang [...]

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I think I’m gonna love it here!

December 22, 2006

How come nobody told me?! Na bawal pala ang martilyo?! Tuloy si Reyna ay na-investigate! Mabuti na lang I told the immigrate that I brought da damn shit by friggin’ mistake!
So… delay ang aming byahe at 9am… eto kami nakatunganga waiting for the 10:15am flight…
Nakaupo… nag-mamasid sa kapaligiran ko:

Bring your own food na ba dito?! Kelan [...]

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Merry Christmas! (with updates)

December 19, 2006

I love this song. Every year, I don’t care how many times I hear the music, it still makes my eyes misty… There are a lot of memories that flies in my brain whenever I hear this one…
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I miss A family coz I got a dysfunctional one. I still wish that someday that dysfunctionality will go away. Although, I got a family amongst [...]

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Congratulations Jellicoe!

December 18, 2006

Note: MALAKING NOTE: I took the pictures down. Kasi, mali pala ang ginagawa nang Reyna. Kelangan pala hihingi ka nang permiso. Kala ko kasi, dahil Reyna ako, wala nang permi-permiso. Minsan kasi, akala ko,talagang mi kaharian ako. Hmmpt.
Sumulat si Diwa. Nagsecond da motion si Chuva. Chuchugihin daw ako. Dadalhin daw ako sa highest Lesbian Fairy Court. [...]

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Isyu ngayon sa pinas: Charter Change

December 17, 2006

ATTENTION: This topic is filed under BOXING.
Ngayon:
Maupo kayo mga anak ko. Me importanteng sasabihon ang lola ninyo dahil paglaki nyo? Apektado kayo nang kapra-ningan nang mga senador at tongressman ninyo! Me magpapalit nang diaper.
Nakatatak sa  konstitusyon natin ang aspirasyones at mga idealismo nang mga pinoy. (Yeeeeehaaa! Galing nang lola nyo managaloggg!!!) Ibagsak! Ibagsak! AHH BASTAA! Ibagsak! Kahit ano! [...]

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Oblaidshun Run: + mga liham sa reyna (!)

December 16, 2006

(KRIDITS: Nga pala! tong mga litratong to eh ninakaw nang aking mga dwende sa site na to:  BUZZNET na walang permiso. Sana wag po kayong magalit kung late ang aming halloween drama chuva nakaw becoz. send na lang po kayo nang snail mail address at padadalhan po namin kayo nang babolgam.)
SORRY GUYS! I have to delete the [...]

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Will I ever find one like him again? (Part 1)

December 16, 2006

The best boss I ever ran across:
Haddonfield, New Jersey
Dati sa Haddonfield, New Jersey ako nagtatrabaho. An taray taray nang boss kong babae. Mataas ang posisyon ko noon. Meron akong staff. Napakatamad, bastos at maldita. Wala akong magawa. Chika chika nya yong me ari. Ginawa nyang siraan ako porque’t puro sila tsismisan nitong maldita kong boss. [...]

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Peeping Tomasita

December 15, 2006

My server is slowing down! I got a lot of lurkers at tambay and mostly my nursing board examinees in waiting. Hindi ko alam kung pano ko aaliwin ang mga to, para hindi maburo sa kakaintay ki Mother PRC kung kelan nga ba talaga?! Wag kayong magsisiksikan dyan ha? Walang awayan at walang tulakan! 
Hmmm…. So I [...]

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Lance Corporal Daniel Smith

December 13, 2006

“Lance corporal Daniel Smith… mabait na bata. I heard his side of the story and I like to keep an open mind about it. Pero yung permissive atmosphere kasi dito on sex…lam mo na.. cultural differences. Sa Pinas ang “will you go out with me” means lalabas, mamamasyal at kakain, yun lang.. dito sa US [...]

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Ang Pagong: An eBay Story by Chuva Chienes

December 12, 2006

 
I really liked the eBay comment story by Chuva Chienes. So, I called him last week and see if we could meet up and do some chika chika. So, I decided to hook up with him one night. We had dinner at Jade Harbor in Chinatown. I was interested to find out more about his eBay [...]

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How to grow your cleaning business

December 11, 2006

Mahal na Reyna Elena,
Una sa lahat gusto muna kitang batiin ng magandang gabi at sana nasa mabote kang kalagayan., at pati na rin sa mga tagasubaybay mo magandang gabi/araw senyong lahat!
Reyna, kelangan ko lang ng adbays, balak ko po kasing mag quit na sa aking trabaho.
Ako po ay nagtratrabaho sa opis (WKFTA) sa kasalukuyan sa [...]

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How to respond to telemarketers

December 10, 2006

Teka lang ha? Sasagutin ko lang tong fone!
Sandali lang.
Pakisagot na lang nga! Click mo lang sya!
THANK YOU.
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

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English proficiency

December 10, 2006

Cost of Filipino Maids in Malaysia Doubles!
The cost for a Filipino maid will rise to 1,430 ringgit ($500 dollars) a month, double the old rate and three times more than their Indonesian counterparts. The minimum monthly wage was set by the Philippines Overseas Labor Office, POLO, which has also set a minimum age of 25 [...]

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RP ranks poorly in ICT index

December 9, 2006

I was reading today’s papers and I saw this one:  RP ranks poorly in ICT index
Teka lang!!! Naiirita ang Reyna pagka ganito ang nababasa ko! Ayoko nang mga POR POR DYAN! Maimbistigahan nga! 
Sabi: “Out of 65 Asian countries studied, the Philippines ranked a poor 51 in terms of the e-Readiness index. The ICT scenario in the [...]

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Filipino culture in Cebu

December 8, 2006

I love Cebu City. As far as I am concerned, it is the best city in the world that I have visited. Well…. except for Budapest, Prague, London, Paris, Montreal, Bogota, Amsterdam, Brussels, Baguio, Dagupan, Naga, Bacolod, Ili-ilo, Puerto Princesa, Roxas, Makati and Pasig. (Andami ano? Hindi ko napuntahan yan. Binabasa ko lang tong sa gilid [...]

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Pinoy work culture

December 6, 2006

Pinay sya. Bagong dating sa merika, galing sya sa isang kilalang accounting firm in Makati. Pangalan nang firm nila is WKAF (Well-Known Accounting Firm). Magaling syang magdala nang sarili nya. Nakikita ko kung minsan, magaling manamit. Pati bag nya, sosyal. Tsaka ang sipag sipag! As Pinoy, of course alam ko naman kung pano tayo kumayod ano? Dito [...]

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Philippine Call Centers

December 4, 2006

Call centers are an employment boon to the Philippines. It has employed thousands and thousands of my fellow Filipinos.
Check out Ortigas Center at night directly across the Podium. You’ll find most of the Call Centers at the Discovery Suites Building or at this building (dunno the name) where PNB Ortigas is. You see all those [...]

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Christmas Shopping at Gift Ideas

December 3, 2006

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES ON CHRISTMAS SONGS 
I lurrrvveee krismas! Feel na feel ko ang spirit nya! Etong nagkahulog julog na ko sa hagdan kakasabit nang ka-etchechan! Tong muntik pang makoryente ang lola nyo dahil wiz ko knowing kung azan ba ang positive at negative?! A ewan! Ayun sinaksak ko yong isang xmas tree! Na-ngapoy! Buti na lang sa garahe kami! 
Yet, I wanna experience Christmas [...]

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Last nite at Bump

December 3, 2006

Maligayang kaarawan Morris! 
I really had a great time! Eh ang Ruth eh! Plus, your guy is gorgeous! Para syang isa dun sa Brukbak Mawnteyn.

Anyway, that’s le celebrante pour ce soir, mademoiselle Morrisse  (hoy! Ruth! kunin mo calculator! paki-compute!) on his hmpptt birthday! Yeap, I was invited by Morris to join him and his friends for a [...]

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It pains me to read the headlines…

December 2, 2006

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because Legazpi, Albay is my second hometown.
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That’s where my relatives lives and work as well as my friends.
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I just learned a few minutes ago on a cell phone call that got disconnected that cousin house in Legazpi was totally destroyed. We have no news yet of another cousin, they live very close to that rampaging [...]

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I’ll be home for Christmas!

December 1, 2006

“I’ll be home for Christmas! You can count on me…”
Dutch rights!
Eversince I paddled my boat to the land of honey, tinakbuhan yong mga pinagkautangan ko sa bayan namin (binayaran ko naman!) and landed in the shores of the Delaware River (ala pa kasing navigation systems non eh), some twenty sum years ago, I have nevah, evah evah [...]

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