The blogger’s prayer

by reynz on March 8, 2010

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The blogger’s prayer
Dear Lord;
I pray for wisdom, to understand each hate blogger;
I pray for love and patience, to ignore their hell blog entries;
Because Lord, if I pray for strength…
I’ll beat the crap out of these bloggers!
Amen.

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Yo mama!

by reynz on March 7, 2010

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Lumabas ako’t bumili nang kape, naglalaro ang mga bata sa kalye. Pagbalik ko, aba! Nag-aaway away na sila wala namang eleksyon samen. Sigaw nung isa: “Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor!” Aba! Ba’t nasali ang momma?! Sumagot ang isa: “Yo mama is so fat, weight [...]

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barrio siete dot com is experiencing a slow down

by reynz on March 6, 2010

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It’s about 8:33 am now in the East Coast of the United States, March 13 (yeah, I am posting this entry pabalik March 6 dahil I am way late updating this site) and our collective blog, Barrio Siete is currently experiencing a slow down. Actually, this all started yesterday.

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I was at the bar…

by reynz on March 5, 2010

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I was at the bar last nite with a friend.
Me lumapet, nakiki-chika.
Di ko kursunada, masyadong presko.
Tapos na ang bagyo, mahangin pa ang gago.
Pinagbigyan ko.
After a while… “Can I have your number?”
Sabi ko, “It’s in the phonebook.”
“But I don’t know ur name” sabi nya.
“Well, it’s in the phonebook too!”

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One day at a job interview

by reynz on March 4, 2010

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Mainit ang ulo ko!
Eh kasi, I went nga for a job interview today.
It was going well until I started talking about “due diligence”.
Na-excite and interviewer biglang bumirit talking about his cia-style daw of due diligence for an investment company in New York, made offer, close deal, made monies, moved to San Francisco, [...]

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I went to they gym, take 2

March 4, 2010
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(Photo Credits: Sorry, wala akong camera at kung meron man, tyak babanatan ako.)
So yun nga, yesterday, wa nga nangyari with my gym.
At dahil blinag ako as fat fugly faggot na unemployed paedophile living on food stamps illegal alien nang mga demonyo sa manila, i was determined ever na mag-gym.
Gagandang muli ako.
Magni-ning-ning ang [...]

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I went to the gym today

March 3, 2010
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It’s been a long time.
Very long time.
I drove to the gym… no no, not the car inside the gym.
Parked my car.
Stared at the building.
Exercising my eyes I guess.
Then drove back home.
WTF?!
Pano ako gaganda nang ganito?!

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Fabella baby factory

March 2, 2010
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I had no idea what Fabella is, where it is, what it is or kung ano pa man sya. I would find out from Kutz, one B7 regular, the what’s of Fabella. You’d have to read the entry here to find out how it all started. But let me pick up the hilarious [...]

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We are the world en Espanol

March 1, 2010
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I ran across the spanish or latin version of the “We are the world” and was pleasantly surprised to find out, it’s just as equally beautiful… check this out!

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The difference of being a secret admirer or a stalker

February 28, 2010
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Na-alala ko, madalas akong mapagalitan nang mga boylets.
“Tigilan mo na nga kaka-istok saken!” sabi nung isa.
Now ko lang nalaman ang deprensya.
Ang mga gagong yun! Hmpt! Grrr!

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Friend got upset

February 27, 2010
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Nag-bakasyon ang friendship. Rampa sya sa init nang Florida. Pinag-katiwala ang balay nya to me.
Meanwhile, nag-delubyo sa lugar namen and three blizzards hit. Nag-snow storm pa nung isang araw with matching winds na mababali ang buhok mo. So, while opening the door, bumigwas ang hangin, the door slammed so hard, bumigay ang door lock, [...]

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Of Brian Gorrell and the ugly realities of online blogging

February 26, 2010
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This entry is a repost. You will find the original entry in Barrio Siete.
Retards. They seem to be the “in” word these days for losers who have hidden agendas. Sarah Palin wanted President Obama to fire White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel for a comment she characterizes as a “slur on all God’s children [...]

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Barrio Siete on Manila Bulletin this coming Monday, March 1, 2010

February 24, 2010
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Curious how I came up with the phrase “Barrio Siete“?
Remember the famous line, “The Philippines is comprised of 7,107 islands…”? Well, during my childhood years in Bicol, the only bridge going into town gets flooded during storms, cutting us off from civilization, making us an “island”. It was in this blog where I coined “Barrio [...]

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At the Japanese restaurant

February 15, 2010
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Mi familia went to Japanese resto 4 dinner 2nite.
Alam nyo naman pag puro Pinoy sama mo di ba, we speek la lingua prangka so no 1 understand.
Me katabi kami “exotic” na ubod nang panget! pero boypren nya saksakang gwapo naglaway ako!
Say ko, ”pucha ampanget nang babae but inferness..” di pa ako tapos [...]

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Ow?! Valentines?

February 14, 2010
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I did not know, valentines pala today. I’m not here much. Visit me in the BARRIO. Maraming happenings dun!

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We are the world… 25 for Haiti

February 13, 2010
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Recorded on February 1st, 2010, in the same studio as the original 25 years earlier (Henson Recording Studios, formerly A&M Recording Studios) “We Are The World 25 For Haiti”, in which Jones and Richie serve as executive producers and producers, was created in collaboration with executive producers Wyclef Jean, Randy Phillips and Peter Tortorici; producers [...]

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Straight Up by Andrew Garcia

February 12, 2010
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I happen to have seen American Idol from the beginning. Early on, there were a number of contestants that I have come to like, like the singing cop, the provincial girl (Randy calls her “Country girl”) and then this one – Andrew Garcia. Here he is on his 1st audition. Watch and listen:

That audition song [...]

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Pos opis

February 11, 2010
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So, ayun, just got back from the Pos Opis. Lungkot na lungkot ako. Depressed to the max. Gusto kong tumungga nang emperador na ang chaser umaapoy na hinyebra.
Hindi ko yata kaya ang nangyari today.
Pagpasok ko kasi sa Pos Opis, someone opened the door for me. Nagpasalamat naman ako.
Nobenta anyos na sya.

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Blizzard number 3

February 10, 2010
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Yes folks! This is blizzard number 3. We are expecting 18 to 24 inches of snow tomorrow. This was on top of the 28 inches of snow we got from Blizzard number 2, dang! The ice has not even melted yet! Where are we gonna put all these ice now?!
“The snow is expected to begin [...]

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Charice and Arnel: A whole new world

February 9, 2010
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I just saw this on YouTube: eat your heart out Freddie Aquilar hahaha! I just love these two – ok, except that I am so not liking kung ano tong costume ni Charice. Anyway… Listen and watch:

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My town

February 8, 2010
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Do you play my town on FB? Well, I do. Lahat na ata nang games dito sinalihan ko na. I first tried the Mafia Wars. An takot ko. Ayoko dun. I also don’t like poker. Kahit minsan di ko kursunada ang Gagang Lady. I tried fishing. Maganda. Feeling ko, nasa Palawan ako. And now, Beng [...]

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The handsome guy

February 7, 2010
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So tonite, I was invited nga by my Norwegian friend dahil gusto nyang ma-meet ko yung sister nya.
So ayun.
While having dinner, red wine and all, kaharap ko yung boypren nung sister, pansin ko gwapo talaga syota nya. So, naisip ko, papakita ko sa mga friends ko, so sabi ko kunan ko nang litrato. [...]

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Blizzard number 2

February 6, 2010
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This is blizzard number 2 this winter season. But this blizzard and the last one cannot be compared with the blizzards in the 90’s here in Philadelphia. One blizzard in the 90’s was even coined as the Story of the Century when the city was closed for 3 straight days. It’s not a fun thing [...]

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Why would we hire you?

February 5, 2010
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Excited ako sa email na natanggap ko.

“Why would we hire you?“, tanong nung nag-interview saken kahapon.
Sabi ko… “I have 100 years of financial experience, excellent credentials, hardworking, organized and very efficient.”
Natapos interview. Pero, duda ko di ako tanggap.
Eh kasi naman…
… bumaba pa yong dalwang managers para buksan ang kotse ko.
Naiwan ko [...]

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Rush hour

February 4, 2010
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Sinto sinto talaga mga drivers dito! Alam na nilang icy ang kalsada, akala mo nasa Nascar ang mga kabayong to!
So ayun, barado ang dalwang lanes dahil nga sumemplang yung kotse nung isang mama. Mga 45 minutes to 1 hour ata kami sa kalsada, daming nagmumura nang unprintables, rush hour kasi.
So, pinatay ko kotse, nakinig [...]

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Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary

February 3, 2010
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Every year, chini-check namen si Annie kung kumusta na sya. Dati kasi, “damaged goods” daw yong dinilever na boylet nya. Naka-ilang beses tumawag. Nag-ngi-ngit-ngit. Gusto nang isoli samen ang asawa nya. “Ay wag samen!” sagot namen. “Dun mo ibalik ki Miss Marbella!”, sya omorder nyan. Eh dahil di nga maibalik, pinasok nya sa “Obedience School”. [...]

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Plantsa

February 3, 2010
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So, I was in Paris with a friend. We’re gonna have dinner with friends nung gabing yun eh gusot gusot damit ko.
So, I went to the lobby, down to the service counter to a lady who I presume don’t speak Anglais. Eh di pa ako marunong mag-French nun.
Umarangkada ang sign language ko, making [...]

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Last name

February 2, 2010
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I went to the mall today and got me a pair of Skechers.
Red tag na, on sale pa. Malaki discount.
Amfutaa! Maiksi yung isang piraso!
Di bale. Ok na to. Carry ko sya sa cashier.
“Last name please!” tanong nya.
“Last name?!” Gulat ko.
“Yes!” sagot nya.
“Kennedy.”
Tinitigan nya ako.
“You don’t look [...]

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Morisya’s boyfriend

February 2, 2010
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Las nite, Morisya called me to meet her sa may University of Pennsylvania campus, sa The Pod. Papakilala daw nya bago nyang boypren. Nag-kape kape muna ako. While having coffee, me nakatingin sakeng gwapitong latino.
Isang kindat at que pasa, kinalantare ko na si senor.
Dumating si Morisya.
“Oh, so you know each other?!”
Ay leche! [...]

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Nov 29 & 30, 2009 Nurse Licensure Exam Results

January 30, 2010
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Here is the roll of Successful Examinees in the NURSE LICENSURE EXAMINATION held on NOVEMBER 29 & 30, 2009. This was released on JANUARY 30, 2010.
Please double click on the file.
jan 2010 nurse licensure examination results
By the way, I forgot the disclaimer, it took me forever to clean up this file with the page numbers [...]

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The advice

January 21, 2010
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“Ayoko na.” msg nang boylet.
“O bakit!? Ano bang nangyari!?” Mga 2 weeks na daw syang iyak nang iyak.
“Heartbroken ako”, sabi nya.
So, sabi ko, kung sino man ang tarantadong nag-break nang heart mo does not deserve you. Maghanap ka nang bago.
“Sukat kasi me bago kang boylet!” sabi saken.
Ay puta! Ako pala yun! [...]

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The break-up

January 20, 2010
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Kausap ko barkada ko sa phone. BFF from Manila.
“Kelan pa kayo nag-break?”
“Tagal na…6 months.”
“Bakit?”
“Amoy sigarilyo kasi nung gabing hinalikan ko.”
“So?”
“Eh, hindi naman sya naninigarilyo. Hindi naman ako naninigarilyo. Yong roommate, nya isang kaha sang araw na Marlboro ang nauubos.”

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I'm disappointed with Dona Victorina and I approve this message: Action speak louder than boys!

January 20, 2010

So, I woke up this morning and saw a comment waiting to be approved on my reyna elena dot com site, to my blog entry that’s not even political. It was an emo entry… you know… “kung liligaya ka! sa piling nang iba!” that type. The comment was from the founder of Dona Victorina, founder [...]

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My credit card

January 19, 2010
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Recession, recession, recession!
Hay naku. At times like this, we all must save talaga.
Andun na ako. I’m doing my best too. So, tinago ko nga ang nag-iisa kong credit card para nga di ko na kaskasin nang kaskasin.
Amfutttaaa!!! Tuloy, di ko na sya makita! Aaaaagrgh!

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Pinangat cravings

January 18, 2010
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We had a visitor from Manila last November 2009. He brought us some of these. Then, nakita ko tong litraks na to sa Bikolandia site… eto, nag-lalaway ang lola!

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At Barnes & Noble

January 17, 2010
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So I went to Barnes & Noble today…
Picked up a book…
Went to the counter and the cashier asked me…
“Are you a member?“
To which I responded…
“No. Should I step outside?”
Gawd! You should see her tiger eyes!!! Hahahaha!

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My daily coffee ritual ceremonies

January 16, 2010
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So, I just got back from Dunkin Donuts for my daily coffee drum drinking ritual ceremonies.
Sa Dunkin Donuts sabi ko…
“Can I have uber-large coffee with cream and no sugar?“

….sabay turo nung cashier where I could find sugar.
Ambait nya.
Wala kasing asukal sa bahay.
… at marami akong madedekwat sa counter para iuwi.

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Russian dating services

January 15, 2010
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Everyday I get tons of stupid russian dating sites no matter how many times I click the link to dump it on the spam machine.
Tired, I decided to sign up para matapos na ang mga lecheng to.
So, I completed the personality shit, set the distance to a 30 mile radius, malayo na yon. Then, [...]

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Birthday

January 14, 2010
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Eto nga, inin-roll nang pangkin ko ung anak nya sa pre-school.
Enjoy naman yong nanay. (I’m sure enjoy den ang bata sa school.) Bawas saket nang ulo nang nanay sa bahay. Kulang na kasi ang oras nang bata na basagin lahat nang pwedeng basagin.
Nung pinik-ap nya ung bata sa school, tinawag sya nang school administrator. Dumating [...]

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The former rector

January 13, 2010
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I had a drink with a long-time friend in high school who migrated to Canada. He’s visiting Philadelphia. We lost touch. He went to Manila. I went to Legazpi City.
“So what happened?” I asked.
“Well, I took a scholarship test, passed the test and went for a final scholarship interview.” he said.
“Then?” I asked.
“During the [...]

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Facebook withdrawal symptoms

January 12, 2010
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Ok, ok, stop the email. I’m here. I’m ok. How do you do? I’m fine. Thank you.
My alibi?
Gawd! You have no idea!
I became a restauranteur with my Reynz Forest Cafe.

I became a farm gurl.

And I became a fisherwoman.

Multi-tasker.
And I’m not good at any of those.
So, I quit.
Back to blogging.
Today is January 30. But I [...]

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It’s the climb!

January 11, 2010
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It’s the journey. It’s not the end. Of course, I did not mean that you climb up to the mouth of Mayon Volcano and experience volcanic ash right there. But have you ever experienced having to always stumble in life and feeling that it’s the end or that everyone you talked to are a bunch [...]

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The hero

January 10, 2010
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In times like this we have to ask ourselves several important questions
How can you, I, our friends and children really trust
That what we see on TV, hear on the radio and read on the blogs are true?
Watch…

Pssst!
Kagagawan to ni Morisya. Ang walanghiyang yon! Naisahan ako! Hahaha!

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The heart-wrenching story of David Goldman and son Sean

January 9, 2010
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David was a former international model. He would meet a Brazilian, get married and have a son. One day, he would drop-off his wife and son to the airport for what was supposed to be a vacation in Brazil. But the wife would not come back and David would not see his son no more. [...]

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If you’re an OFW or an overseas Pinoy, here’s how to own a house or a condominium in Manila

January 8, 2010
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Think about this. Dati, there’s about 10% of the Philippine population outside of the country nag-ta-trabaho. Ngayon? Mas marami pa! Wala kasing lecheng trabaho saten noh? As usual, the ritual goes na we all send money back home, konting ipon and hope na makabili tayo nang palasyo. But, let’s admit it. Mahirap. We [...]

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