Ramon Tulfo: In his own words

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I love reading Ramon Tulfo of the Philippine Daily Inquirer. Who doesn’t? Even Diwa reads him everyday! He’s fiery! He is humorous! His writings are full of sarcasm. Blatantly in your face. Raw. Direct. No eche-bureche. Let me give you some samples:

On Second class citizens, he wrote:

Why would a father with two children in tow, a 14-year-old boy and an 18-year-old girl, get into a fight with burly men the likes of Pangandaman, his two sons and their bodyguards?

On Why blame Cory for apology, he wrote:

The critics should understand her condition: She is very sick and probably wants to make amends to people she has offended before she goes. Besides, she’s very innocent. Remember her popular tag, TLA for “talagang walang alam” (really innocent)?

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I’m 31 today. Social climb with me in Buladasphere.

January 4, 2009 by Reyna Elena · 79 Comments
Filed under: Buladasphere, Social Climbing 

One reminder to all my readers!

If this blog disappears again on the face of the internet, please check www.bancodereyna.com. This is just a reminder given the previous threat. Thank you.

Happy Berdey!

Last year, I was 32 years old. Ilang oras na lang I will be 31. In a few years, leche, senility na ako! Pansin nyo? Pabalik na ang edad ko?! Pati sex ko, nagkaleche-leche na! Samantalang mga na-meet-meet ko, paakyat lahat! Puta! Hmpt! So, since today’s my berdey, and I have no clue what to write, because there’s all this alak in my mind. Eto na lang titigan nyo. I invaded Buladasphere and posted all my hubadphotos pati na litraks of every blogger I met since I started blogging. It’s been truly wonderful. I hope indi kayo ma-trauma sa mga litraks ko. Meanwhile, punta ako nang City mamaya. Tatayo sa kanto, at kikita nang pera. Me boylet akong tiga-Cebu na dumating at gusto akong lafangin. Sana ma-rape ako. Of course, alam ko, maki-ki-chizmiz kayo. Hehehe!


Find more photos like this on BuladaSphere
(P.S. I will edit all the pictures I posted on Buladasphere to include all of your website links. Please bear with lola murag kay daghan kaayo! Hahaha!)

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Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 01/04/09

January 4, 2009 by Reyna Elena · 17 Comments
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    One Cebu Pacific flight experience

  1. My first Cebu Pacific flight: Beggars can’t be choosers
  2. I had 2 not very pleasant experience with Cebu Pacific. One was a flight from Manila to Tagbilaran. We had one very bad landing. You know where they break so damn hard your face is literally plastered on the seat in front of you? That’s how bad the landing was. Now i don’t know if it was because of the short runway but on another flight flying back from Cebu to Manila, I really felt the touchdown as one big thump on my ass and i was worried what that was - it scared the shit out of me. On bigger planes like the 747-400 which are typically trans-pacific flights, it’s always a smooth landing you just don’t feel it even the slight turbulence. But i have already experienced several turbulence on that Japan - Alaska corridor and I’m telling I must have said all the prayers moving on to hebrew already. That scary. Here’s another experience from Kotsengkuba

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    Unemployed Philippines: Bahala na

    11 million Filipinos will be out of work

    Former Budget Secretary Benjamin Diokno said that millions of Filipinos would either go unemployed or be underemployed as the export sector would continue to slow down. The number? 11 million. That’s almost the entire population of Metropolitan Manila.

    Electronics: Layoffs planned

    The electronics sector currently employs about 420,000 workers, the garments sector has 120,000 workers and coconut oil processing sector 12,000. They plan to layoff workers this year.

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    Queen Elizabeth

    Congratulations to Manny Pacquiao. He’s got a new baby. Name? Queen Elizabeth. Another baby girl will be Queen Elizabeth II. Reminds me of Prince who changed his name to “that” sign and of course Prince Michael Jackson. One thing I know, Manny is very Filipino. That we all know..

    Why not Candelaria or Natividad or Consolacion. I guess, we’re past that era. Why not Pearly or Sunshine. I guess we’re past that as well. Well, why not Sarah Jane or Corliss Ann. Double naming. I knew that! My brother’s kids have those names too! Like Norman Alvin.

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    New Year 2009 Party at the Drake

    January 1, 2009 by Reyna Elena · 28 Comments
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    J’adore New Year celebrations in America! This is the time of the year that you are allowed to kiss any warm body. And so, just like all the humanoids in the city, je suis sorti to party and welcome deux mille neuf at the Drake on the top!

    During new year, mes amis who are mostly vampires, starts flying back to Philly, comme mon ami Yves, qui est arrivé de Bruxelles in Belgium. Europeans are talkative linguists. Yves, he speaks French, Flemish, German and English. I want him to speak Tagalog. So, I taught him how to greet Filipinos by saying “Kumusta puta?” I taught him some more. In America, friends are called “buddies”, in Filipino I said it’s “bakla”. He learned so fast, now he calls me, “gago”. Sometimes, “whore“. Here’s Yves chatting with my friend from Budapest, Hungary, Dave.

    Yves: “That Reynz? Bad language professor. Spells trouble.”

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    Kick the Rat, let’s welcome the Ox, Happy New Year!

    December 31, 2008 by Reyna Elena · 69 Comments
    Filed under: New Year 2009 

    Manila, Philippines


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    Au revoir 2008: This is my 10 Point New Year’s Wishes and Resolutions

    Kumbaya! Am your sleazy blogger, the proud whore blogger! Wishing you all a prosperous Happy New Year!

    (This is New Year’s Celebration here in my lovely City of Philadelphia)

    It’s that time of the year once again, together forever, one another. It’s time to reflect to all what we did last summer. So, here’s my very realistic goals. One fucked up delusional attempt to make your world and my world a happy place. Kaya lang, nag-se-self-destruct sya, once new bugbug drama or elitistang galet sa ayta, hits the airwaves. It’s time to abandon last year’s promises, but never the hot men. Keep them. Malamig. Kelangan naten!

    Ready for my 10-Point?

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    2008: reyna elena dot com: year in review

    (L-R [Jing, Pusa, Reynz, Malen, Mitchie])

    What can I say, it’s been one crazy year of blogging. Yet, no doubt, despite all the flames that burned on the internet, this was were I met the best bloggers around through some never ending social climbing! Yes, this is a virtual world, but make no mistake, the feelings are real and the communities are real and boy those EB’s are exciting! So, let me take you on what I did and what they did this year.

    This is my 2008: Year in Review.

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    Next drama please!

    Que pasa Filipinas? De nada! Next drama please!

    DAR Chief, Nasser Pangandaman Sr in a statement said that his son, Mayor Nasser Pangandaman Jr was attacked first. Interesting how this will play out when the mayor was the one who’s got bullyguards, guns and goons. Meanwhile, Antipolo Police are readyng their charges as well. And so we shall all tune in to this big thug drama which I believe nothing will happen. “Si senor y senora!” Not much have changed in my turd world kawntri. Forget about telling the Thais that we’re one politically mature nation. Ah-ah! None of that shit! In French, “pas des chance!” No chance of change at all. Corruption in your face and public governance by thugs. We have truly gone bananas! Clear the area! Warlords at play. In two weeks, there will be new drama, it will all be the same, otro again, de mi patria adorada. Im fack, justice for sale, Php50 million. Besides, this is now a country with no standards, everything is a joke.

    Where have all the leaders gone?

    I can’t answer you Mr. Lee Iacocca! But just like what you said in your book on page 3…

    *”Am I the only guy in this country who’s fed up with what’s happening? We should be screaming bloody murder. We’ve got gangs of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we’ve got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can’t even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods t he i r heads when politicia n s say, “Stay the course.”.

    Thugs should be fired

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    Royal Blog Santacruzan WE 12/28/08

    December 28, 2008 by Reyna Elena · 22 Comments
    Filed under: Blog santacruzan, Social Climbing 

      One bad bad day at the golf course!

    1. The World had just gone crazy!
    2. I have not played golf in Manila, I don’t think I’ll be safe because I don’t know anyone from the who daw who. But, what a bad, bad day in the golf course for our Bambee here. One bloody ugly mayor politician from Lanao Del Sur thinks social climbing is not applicable to him and so anyone in his path must disappear, else, he’s got bodyguards ready to break your limbs at any time. So, that’s our lesson for the year. Stay away from golf courses or anywhere else where politicians go. We all don’t have any right whatsoever. The land called the Philippines is their playground. Mayor thugs complete with gangster bullyguards who are warlords in Lanao.

      Clear the area. Bastards (warlords) at play.

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      Mayor Nasser Pangandaman Jr., Mayor of Masiu City, Lanao Del Sur: Golf Attack

      Social Climbing not applicable

      Mayor Nasser Pangandaman Jr., the son of DAR Chief, Cabinet Secretary appointed by Gloria Macapagal Arroyo to sit on the peace panel of all places, Nasser Pangandaman, Sr. have no semblance of moral ethics and good public governance. A family of warlords and thugs. Majority of the politicians in the Philippines, like 99.999999999% have no clue that their employers are the people who pays taxes, like this Mayor of Masiu City. Mayor Nasser Pangandaman Jr., the son of the DAR Chief. Wait, they have clue! Kaya lang, mga walang utang na loob! This story by far, is the total picture of how politics and people in the Philippines live day by day. Pag me politician kang katabi, ingat ka. Why? They believe they are the lord. Read on…

      The son of Agrarian Reform Secretary Nasser Pangandaman, Nasser Pangandaman Jr.,Mayor of Masiu, Lanao Del Sur believed that just because he’s a mayor, he is now the lord and so therefore, anyone in his path must lick his ass, disappear and that he shall not practice Social Climbing for he is DA mayor and he is DA son of the Agrarian Reform Secretary.

      The Incident

      The son of Agrarian Reform Secretary Nasser Pangandaman and several persons beat up a 14-year-old boy and his father at a golf course in Antipolo on Friday. The alleged attackers were identified as Nasser Pangandaman Jr., mayor of Masiu, Lanao Del Sur, and his armed bodyguards. The victims, Delfin De La Paz and his family, said the Cabinet member witnessed the incident at the Valley Golf Club but did not stop his son and their bodyguards from attacking the victims.

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